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Again, dial it back a little and you'll be somewhat believable.

Huge cock. Wait...what?

I normally can't stand whiny little kids in JRPG's, but Oliver is one of the most likeable "kid" characters I've played in one of these types of games. He's a genuinely nice character and not the cry-baby I thought he would have been.

He didn't call the doctor after an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

You make it sound like 4 years isn't enough time to give you to "sort yourself out". I won't begrudge you the fact that you have issues, but love does not conquer all. Reality always sets in eventually and if that reality is shit, then you can figure out what the natural progression is there...

I bet her back feels better now, at least.

Yeah, my brain feels like it's hitting a speed-bump every time I read the response and then the quote.

Cancel a few MMO subscriptions and buy HBO, dude.

Imagine your prostitute girlfriend's vagina if it could type.

I think this would have been a more believable troll if you didn't have her pic as your avatar. That pushes it just a bit over the top.

Post pics of yourself so we can judge this fantasy rebound.

Now that we've established that you're typing while driving, are you driving around trolling for a new "girlfriend"?

Damn, this story is really starting to tug at my heart strings

You have them or you murdered and ate them?

This is...weird.

Hmmm.

Well free time is one thing, but if you're waiting for the books to be done, you'll be watching this in SUPER-HD 3D on your eye-implant display.

P and J, I read your posts in the Buckwild thread and I'm concerned. Do you guys have accents like the cast on Buckwild?

Was life like this when you were there? Are you still there?!

When I defeated him, I just attacked the pot like crazy when he went in and killed him while he was in it.

For fun, I went full-crazy religious on my answers and got Turkey.

Yeah, I've only seen the new Star Trek once and I didn't notice it really. In fact, this thread is the first time I've even heard about it being a complaint in that movie. Granted, I'm not a Trekkie and don't frequent discussions about that movie.

Czech Republic. Hmmm.

They had rock-tools, dude. No need to be all sarcastic with the "bare hands" remark!

Uh...what are you waiting for?

His Mama call him Leon, Imma' call him Leon.

Bro, do you even lift? Too soon?

Yeah, King of the Dorks would have been better, maybe?

They suggested you do that. I don't think I used to do that and I never had any batteries get deleted. I remember getting Dragon Warrior for free with Nintendo Power or some promotion, I think.

Yeah, I did all the side-quests and bounties, as well as walked around the map and got the accessible hidden treasures marked by the little keyholes on the maps inside the Wizard's book. (Does this ever get easier? Opening/closing that thing constantly is such a pain in the ass.) That will...

I was 22 when I got to the genie and beat it on my 3rd try after getting smacked down by his bomb a couple times.

It was an M5 that he bought.

The genie was the first boss who actually killed me with that bomb thing he does he goes into the pot. Up until that point, I had not had any trouble with the fights. I'm guessing the bosses get much more difficult.

Who cares if they are making money off it? They are providing a service that allows you, if you have good credit, to take advantage of low(and often times 0%) interest rate loans. Soriak brings up a good point about not being able to assess risk without some sort of auditing service like the...

I'm only about 15 hours in(just got to the port town south of the Al Mammoon) and I've basically done every side-quest/farming up to this point. Is the "All Out Defense" something you have from the beginning of the game or do you gain that at some point? I've hit the square button during fights...

If you don't do rimjobs, you're probably not very sexually experienced. Fact is, sex gets boring if you don't keep trying new things. You can either lick an asshole or go furry. It's way too hot and humid in Florida for furry.

Cavemen had like 30 year life-spans. I'm not sure that's the diet you want to get on.

Have you considered a back-mounted tesla coil?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koch_Media

/nod I'd suck her cock.