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Did he die in 2007?

Post pics of your bare breasts so that we can put this debate to rest.

Indeed. I"m very grateful for my height(6" without heels) as I have two sisters and get to hear just how much chicks hate on short guys.

Perfect gif. Hah.

Or a big black rubber fist and mean right hook.

This would have been the proper "fix" in that case.

Talking in third person? Check. Threatening some internet badassery? Check. Preemptive "The man is going to keep me down!"? Check.

So your two strategies so far are give nothing and give everything? Guess where most well-adjusted people fall? Somewhere in the middle.

Newsandfilm at eleven? Thank god for DVRs.

Maybe she can"t decipher your hieroglyphic typing. I"ve made posts in a complete blackout and they looked perfectly normal the next day. Well, the spelling and grammar did; the content was usually rather ridiculous. Get your shit together. Cam, you need to talk to a professional. Not FOHguild...

I"m still leaning toward "magic".

I don"t even own an assessing!

Wining and dining fat girls iswhyhe lives with his parents. That shit is expensive!

Sorry, Jim. Subtract 1 iceburn from your sig.

Well you know what they say they about guys who have colossal chins, right?

So that"s what he meant by "she brought me pancakes".

I don"t like being cheap when it comes to my scrotum.

Sutekh, you cannot teach her the way of the troll. It"s like Mozart trying to explain music theory to Helen Keller.

We pity Tyen.

I"m going with penis and a shoulder.

Shoot up and find out. Youtube it.

This is now "The Junkies Who Fucked Up Your The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread Thread".

No and no. Also, no.

Seriously. If you don"t want to hear dildo reviews, post a story about how you"ve made terrible decisions with the opposite sex. Then the thread will be back on track.

Is Lelo like the iPod of dildos? Nice packaging.

I"ve since forgiven you for cussing me out. And it wasn"t a dodged kiss. I justwantedto kiss the left side of your chin.

Not even close to an Ice Burn.

Of his cock and hand?

You have a cock and a hand, right? No worries.

Or just put in a good word for me and I"ll pay my own way.

Fuck that. Let him try and honor-kill you. Defend yourself and kill him instead, thus breaking the chains of fear on his daughter, thrusting her into your arms for all of eternity.

If he finds out that an infidel is laying the pipe to his daughter, he might have to honor-kill you both.

Nice ass. Is that a tattoo of Shelly on her back!?

Hooby, take it from someone who did every drug under the sun(1,000 times over) in my teens and 20"s. Stop doing drugs and associating with people who them. I"m not talking about pot and the occasional bump of coke, but the daily/weekly use. Meth, heroin, rolls. Recreational use is cool, but from...

How old are you, Hooby?

Sounds like a business opportunity to me. Have you ever considered pimping, Hooby?

Maybe.

Is that your ass-crack, P?

You follow it up with a chloroform rag.

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