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When I have sex, I hang a vice-grip from that nerve. Works like a charm.

I think it"s still up for debate whether or not we could stomach Shelly"s pics.

What the fuck is happening in this thread!? All this butthole talk has me wanting to rub one out on my lunch hour.

One of my exgirlfriends is a middle school English teacher. The stuff she would bring home would make you weep for the future. Were people always this illiterate and we"re only overexposed to it because of the Internet now?

Rav, when you gonna" lemme hit that?

Some chicks like to get shit on during sex, too. Literally.

I feel better that Ididn"tknow that.

Who is Ameya?

Well there are much worse things in the world.

Agreed.

PM me her number and pics.

Yes, pluck those suckers if need be.

I like them really proportionate to the size of the breast. Tiny ones on larger tits look like someone grafted a man nipple onto it. Huge areolas completely throw everything off. I"m a superficial douche, though.

Two-hit juggling combo dis. Impressive.

No, the blowjob you gave him afterward is the gay part.

Well at least you admit that you completely ignore any and all advice.

I agree. It"s on the chick to do the "where is this going?" topic.

You saw the pic, right? It was already "hot and heavy" for years.

/shrug They"re going to fuck ones before and after you. If it"s understood by both parties that it"s not monogamous, don"t really see the problem. How many dicks are we talking about, though? Sutekh makes a good point as well.

Hmm.

I guess blowing your load in her mouth is a bad idea, since you"ll be on clean-up detail.

That wasn"t really him.

Well I can assure you, I"m white.

Erronius has a prefect set of tits. True story.

I"m fairly certain he was joking. Tigole Bitties.

Have you not been paying attention? You dodged a bullet.

Does she like Greek, though?

I"m the stunt-double of my life story. I"m in the action, but I don"t really take responsibility for the plot.

You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to.

^ Haha.

Can someone please post real-life pictures of all those involved in this drama? Only then I can I really formulate an opinion on who I will side with.

Dude, why are you all over that chick"s dick?

Dammit. My brain is on internet-time. That basically happened back in 1982 in my brain. I had a mic-breather just the other night(so about 4 months ago, my brain time).

Deep-breathing/voice-activated mic. Is there anything worse than those fucking guys?!

That explains the whoring around.

I"m going to ask what everyone is already thinking: How did this affect everyone"s DKP?

Melia is Ravvenn, I thought.

"On snap" butterfly effect.

Oh, snap.

People aren"t just calling you stupid to troll you. They are trying to point out that you"re making terrible decisions. Don"t pull out the "Woe is me" card. Instead, start thinking for yourself and saying no to things like a phone-shrink telling you to move some pyscho into your home. I...