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Work forces me to do software updates on my computer as soon as they are released. I did one for dell Friday afternoon. This morning when I get to work my laptop gets a fatal error and has to be rebooted every 35 minutes. I've timed the last 3 and it's right around 35 minutes. It's one I've...

Even if it was a rule, he's not a murderer until he's convicted. So far he's just a homicider.

Romans used rock salt, didn't they?

You think that was a boyfriend? I woulda bet it was her actual dad because she's a spoiled brat.

I'll have to try that IRL sometime. I was surprised how hot it was to watch a woman jump on a trampoline in person. So much hotter than seeing videos.

I expect floor 17 to be a wasteland when they arrive because everyone on floor 18 was told to run the gauntlet backwards down to 16 to hide from the worm.

yeah it is supposedly one book that he broke into 2 parts. So I assume he is already hammering away. Since it stops at book 10 I also expect to get through multiple floors in this book. I don't think Carl is going to see all 18, but surely we're at least getting to the ascension games before...

Surefire way to fix any dashboard lights that shouldn't be on. Tell her you fixed it but don't tell her how.

This is how you deal with them in the future. Figure out a way to start billing them for being late. I'm not sure your relationship with them, but maybe stored materials, or overhead costs. Send them the bill and make it clear it's coming off the next invoice. Sending out bills for wasted...

Outlook sent me a reaction summary email. Jesus Tittyfucking christ how pathetic are people that they want or need a fucking summary of the reactions people have given them at work?

Sometimes when you pretend to be something for a long time, you really become that thing. But it only works for negative things. I pretended to be wealthy once and it didn't work.

I thought you were calling him al gore

When we were married we both thought we were introverts. Years later she took a personality test from Jordon Petersen and found out she was an extrovert with lots of anxiety. I found out I was an introvert because she made me take the test too. Don't laugh, it's gotta be better than the...

I been busy man. I need to reload the pre-paid card with the fake name. But I need to know if the butthole pics are coming so I know how much to put on it.

I remember my dad getting into an argument with my brother in law when he asked for permission to marry my sister. The argument was about going to college. He didn't require him to get a degree first, but he did call them both stupid for not even having plans to finish. In the end they both...

Of all the stupid things you've said, this will be in contention for the stupidest. You're showering wrong if you're doing it for hours per day.

That's just for her special hole. The 20 dudes who have railed her ass don't count cause that's god's loophole. Neither do the 100's of dicks she's sucked.

All you need to know is that 6 million jews were concentrated to death in each of the 11 world wars. Oh yes and 1 Christian. 5,999,999 jews and one Christian in each war. That's why we are grape allies.

Better be careful. If this gets declared a serious thread, grownup rules will apply and you'll get shawed for trolling. But it will be the siberian shaw.

Did she openly admit she rode the dick carrousel for a few years and was ready to settle down? This is the kind of thing that happens when you're an attractive female on dating apps. You can be picky. This is her version of 6 feet and 6 figures. She wouldn't be wasting your time, but she...

I have thoughts on that in my draft notebook. I'll save them for the committee meeting.

Either way. We got the secondary solved. We got pass rush solved. We got pickens back on board. We got kicker locked up for the rest of the decade. We will be unstoppable next year. Is it too early to give them an A++ draft grade, or do we need to let them officially spend the rest of the...