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Oh man. Great. Now I have to make those tonight.

I wouldn't keep it for more than a week.

That shit can get really dangerous for people who don't know how to dress for cold, and who don't know how to prepare their homes for cold. I have a feeling there is going to be a lot of water damage in Texas homes when the thaw comes.

There better be some bloody tipping going on.

You get hives from being sweaty while snowing? Are you a fatty? Wear less. Good hat, good boots, regular pants, thin jacket. Don't overheat and you won't get hives.

Yeah, going cheap on snow blowers is never a winning proposition.

Ever try your leaf blower on light, non compacted snow?

Yeah, my mother in law cooks with celery and cream of mushroom soup almost exclusively. Anyone had jello with raw celery in it?

Does that mean I can noodle your sister?

True, shame about Gina, though.

You get spicy farts as a bonus!

That's unbelievable. Was it caused by snow?

Are you kidding? You set it up to slay that pussy. She'll hang on your every word henceforth.

Rewarding effort is the way to go. I can totally tell when my kids have half-assed something. I know what each is capable of, having been so invested with their education, so when it comes short of that, they clearly haven't tried their best. My kids get rewarded for effort. Nothing like money...

Yeah, that was -20 Celsius. So that's what, -4 Fahrenheit? -20F is almost -30 C, that's too cold.