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How's the swamp-ass this week?

She is dang cute. How the hell did you do that?

Put a marble on it and watch if the marble rolls.

Forgive me, I'm probably dense, but how does alexa make it easier?

So we use google docs for a shopping list because then it's always available to both of us whenever. And we put whatever recipes we want to use on that page, too. But I don't want that shit on the fridge. I want it on my phone when I'm at the store, and on my laptop when I'm looking at recipes...

I don't get wifi on the fridge.

But where do you go all day? And it's harder now in the era of cell phones and location information...

Not gonna lie, that made me a little horny.

This is just not your weekend, is it?

Sometimes that's hard. Something you've both planned to work on for weeks or months, and there's the opportunity. She takes advantage of the opportunity and you say flat no, then you're the dick.

Sage advice.

I really hear your pain, man. My wife does similar things. "Oh, you're going to be home for a few days? How about we do.....[fill in the blank]" No, that will get done, but when I'm taking vacation days, you're not going to find things to fill them. I fill my own vacation days with my own...

I have an icemaker, but not an in-door dispenser. It just makes ice and drops it in a container in the freezer. It's fantastic. This is the first time I've ever had one, and I anticipate always having one henceforth.

Me, too. I'm dissapoint there were no cookie sheets involved in today's celebration.

Guy in my neighbourhood just posted this gaming chair for sale. $50. No, I'm not kidding.

What are other people doing for food today? We're just grilling a metric fuck-tonne of meat. Have a few peeps coming over, and we'll light fireworks after dark.

Had a stupid deck on the back of my house. It was 16x16 at on level, and then 8x16 at a slightly higher level. So stupid, why not make the whole thing the same level? Well, I am, and I'm extending it another 8 feet, to the end of the house, so the deck will be 16x32 when I'm done. I'm also...

That is awesome!