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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I get half a cow and half a pig at a time, too. Plus we buy chicken tits at 40 pounds each time to get them from a local farmer at $2 a pound. We have a chest freezer. Shit's good for a long, long time. It's wrapped for long term freezing, and it's flash frozen as soon as it is slaughtered.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm never going to one of your dad's cook-outs.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    Won't have any impact on their football program...
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    First World Problems

    Why would anyone go to anything they host?
  6. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, try to wipe that down. Be interesting to see how it ages with food all over it.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I don't mind the look of no grout lines, it's hard to do well, though. I'm more worried about the uneven surface and how hard it is to keep clean.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    From right to left: Normative hetero couple dyke couple has diarrhea
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    Whiskey

    Got some of this: Seriously disappointed. Very light on flavour. Too smooth. Rotten finish.
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    The Fast Food Thread

  11. lurkingdirk

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    18th century so I could meet and work with JS Bach. If you had to pick a musician from any genre from the 20th century whom you think people will study in the future, who would it be?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I've been married 23 years, and I seldom masturbate because my wife has a really healthy libido. I'd say 15-1? If you could be part of a one way trip to Mars, would you?
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    Home Improvement

    Sounds wise.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    If you paint your garage floor, sections will peel up very quickly. You just can't clean concrete well enough to get all the shit out of there. If you paint it once, count on doing it every few years, or it will look like crap. On the other hand, keep you floor clean, patch holes/cracks if you...
  15. lurkingdirk

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    He doesn't do meth. It'll be about cocaine. It will likely involve sticking huge quantities up someone's ass.
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    Parent Thread

    Do they restrict your access to taps?
  17. lurkingdirk

    Best All Inclusive's

    Winter is fucking awesome. I love it so much. Winter on the Great Lakes is supreme. Sledding, skiing, skating, snowshoeing, hiking, ice fishing...I could not stand to live in a place without winter.
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    Parent Thread

    Like, from a tap?
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    My six burner range was under $2K I think. I have a normal fridge. For normal people.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I"m in the process of making my own kitchen. I've put about $5K into it at this point. Am I cool?
  21. lurkingdirk

    Best All Inclusive's

    I've lived by the ocean. I prefer freshwater, no jelly fish, no sharks, and just as beautiful. Hang out on Lake Michigan - can't see the other side, it's a huge body of water, has massive waves at times, and beautiful beaches. Also, far fewer tourists.
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    Best All Inclusive's

    I gotta tell you, the Great Lakes are better than the ocean.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yes, it makes nice waffles, but it's too much work. Not enough better to make it worth the time and energy imho. Make standard waffles, then use the fruit to make a sauce for on top. Better than syrup, good use of fruit, and tasty. Also, look up lemon sugar waffles. The tartness of the lemon...
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    My table saw has a big table, and I have a plethora of rollers that make it entirely possible to easily cut a 4x8 sheet of 3/4" plywood solo. I waited a long time to get a really good table saw, and I wish I had done it 20 years earlier.
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    Home Improvement

    When I'm working with a friend at his house, and he doesn't have one, for example. Also, my table saw is super not portable, so any time I have to do something outside the shop. It's not often, but it happens.
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    Home Improvement

  27. lurkingdirk

    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    That was unkind of me, and out of character. However, if someone tells me they don't vaccinate, I immediately lose all respect for them, and I assume they are stupid. I think that's fair.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I bet she once got a nose vaccine. That has to be the reason.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I've done the home made thingie, and I got a track system. If this track system ever wears out, I'll get another one immediately. Works very well, better than what I made. Totally worth the money to me if I have to rip something and the table saw isn't an option. I've had excellent success with...
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    Home Improvement

    Great idea, but never works as well as a track system, and needs replacing often.
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    First World Problems

    Here's a first world problem if ever there was one: I've recently received a lot of gifts, and I've run out of appropriate places to store bottles of wine. I now have some in boxes in a closet. My entire rack is full.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    All right, lets see how old some of you are.
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    Pets

    That cat has several contingencies for your death already planned out.