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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Thanks, man. I've done a lot of fly fishing myself, done it for years. I have a really good rod and reel setup, and I think he'll use mine Saturday. I have another that isn't great, but I'll use it for the day to see what he things of the good one.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah. With a cheap, residential gas range when you turn the gas off, the heat stops. There is some residual heat on the burner covers, and the racks, but it dissipates quickly because of the amount of air flow. Completely different than what an electric range of any kind brings you. Chefs...
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    A man confident in his tornado status:
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    @Erronius if you do die in a tornado, you better have the right fucking underwear.
  5. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    I don't think fly fishing will replace spinners, but he wants to try it, and the two of us hanging out at the river for a couple hours trying something new sounds pretty good to me.
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    My second youngest has expressed strong interest in fly fishing. We're going to try it next weekend.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    You in a skirt with wind blowing will still pacify him.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    You can make it happen.
  9. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    This is how I started all my kids. It's awesome to watch their excitement when the bobber starts bouncing.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Tornadoes are best experienced pants free, as is all wind.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Why don't you have any outlets?
  12. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. St. Louis decided to stop playing after the first. Second period shots: 18-3 for Boston. What in the actual fuck, St. Louis?
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Work slowly, use gloves and long sleeves and long pants. Spray it with round up daily for about a week, then clear everything down to the soil. Till the soil, then spray it daily for about a week with round up. That will take care of it. Alternatively, and more simply, if it is possible, spray...
  14. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    Had a tornado in our area, too. Sky was the most peculiar greenish colour.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    This never occurred to me. You're a genius!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  17. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I want a CnC machine but I'm not willing to pay for one. It's not easy being cheap.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    That should definitely stay toasty in winter! You can usually rent a truck from Menards for pretty minimal cost - something like $20 for the first 75 minutes. They'll load it at the store for you, too. All you have to do is drive it home, unload, and take the truck back. Then you can do it at...
  19. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Alternatively, you could just say something slightly more positive like "I'm sorry, I can't come with you to (thing), I have to mow the lawn and take care of a few things around the house I haven't been able to get to." She can't program every hour, no matter how good the sex it right now.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I really enjoy camping. I'm going tonight.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I was about 12 a friend and I found a whole box of porno magazines someone threw into a ditch near our houses. We had a tree fort that was pretty sweet - water tight and private. Those magazines were up there for a long time. I have no recollection of what kind of mag or who was in them.
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    Parent Thread

    Good for you. He'll remember that you were there far more than the things you missed.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    This post fills me with rage because it is likely true. sad face.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You cut the lawn in flip flops?
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Roch Carrier is part of my childhood, man. I love that cartoon.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Not enough body hair. The aftermath looks more like this.