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It doesn't sound to me like you're being unreasonable about this. It sounds more like she's being unreasonable. Have you confronted her? Ask her point blank "I game after the kids are in bed, a few nights a week, and it never has an impact on family events. Why is this a problem?" Give her a...

If you don't know with absolute, burning certainty, you're wrong. Either you're chosen, and can read the texts as you'd like, or you're not.

Went to a party today. Dude had a full on barbecue on a trailer. This thing was legit. probably 8 feet long and 5 feet across. Access from both sides. Completely custom design. Said he can use it as a smoker, and can do hundreds of pounds of meat a once. Now I want one.

Asking someone randomly "So, how are you dealing with the dementia?" will shatter their reality.

Here's something fucky - the generation that created the internet, smart phones, and all that shit was the generation that likely played outside as kids.

This made me laugh a lot. Thank you, good sir.

As I age I like to play with phrasing to see how many people are paying attention. For example, you can say "have a nice day!" and no one bats an eye. But if you say "Enjoy the next 24 hours!" you sound vaguely threatening.

There are some schools of thought, including the old "Young Drivers of Canada," which teach you to remain a full car length behind the person in front of you at a traffic light in case someone rear-ends you. That way you don't include another car in the accident. It's stupid.

So much revealed in this one statement...

Don't forget that there are a lot of people who think the moon landing was faked, and the conservative estimates on how many people were in on it were around 250,000 (if I remember correctly). If a quarter million people could keep the moon landing fake a secret, it's clearly no sweat that the...

Shit's getting even weirder in here.

This one is a contender:

Can you imagine creating the internet without being able to look things up on the internet?

Yes, that certainly solidified how sane you are.

I've offered no disinformation, merely pointed out that you are delusional and at least a little insane. Also, I don't drink much at all, and I've never taken a valium in my life. You're really not doing well.

I work from home most of the time and I eat really well, but I never go out.

Sounds like pussy-shit to me.

Well congrats!

We need to harness the power of wind-bag mother in laws. Think of the dehydrating we could all do!

Oh, and four of my children are now at one school, and only one at a different school. The oldest two can drive the next two to school, and they all have soccer practice at the same time in the same place. It's fucking glorious.

Dude, I think you did the right thing. Following through on consequences is one of the shittiest thing being a parent. It makes you feel like you're putting your kid in prison, it actually often punishes you as much as the kid (no beach for either of you, for example), and 9 times out of 10, the...

Well, you're moving to Florida, so expect crazy.

He who denies the salt, is the salt.

Turd mine? Yup, you got it.

I would like to get through more podcasts, that's true...