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  1. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Yeah, but you can't flush those if you're on septic. No such thing as a flushable wipe. The fuck up the septic every time.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I see you've now posted in it.
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    Home Improvement

    Okay, if it turns into dust, you're on the right track. I'd get it taken care of, then you don't have to disclose. :)
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    Motorcycle Thread

    Just set up one of my outbuildings for winter. Built it with heating pipes in the cement, and got the water heater installed today, and it's working great. I now have a place to put my bike for the winter months. Won't clog up the garage any more, won't be in a freezing building, and has great...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    First you need to get pictures of her butthole and post it here. For science.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Can you pee standing up, or are you like a sprinkler?
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    Home Improvement

    Look up new rules on asbestos. Floor tiles, for example, no longer require any special remediation to be removed. It's all about the size of the particulate, perhaps popcorn ceilings fall in to the same category. A simple mask, and a weekend of work should probably take care of it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    An autobiography by Soygen.
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    Home Improvement

    I removed popcorn ceiling from my foyer, study, and the upstairs hall. That's all there was in the house. It was build in 1977, and I had it tested, and there was nothing nasty in it. So I did it all myself. I took my time, and I'm slow at mudding and sanding, but I got the whole area done in...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I hope you are right. Our offense can't do shit right now. VT gets the ball back with two and a half minutes before half. We don't want them to go into half ahead of us.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I'm sad to see Syracuse lose today. They were looking like a team to be ranked.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Irish making me nervous.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    That Texas finish was awesome. They're pretty legit this year. Michigan State proved they are a non-entity this year.
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    Poll Should Janet’s crotch spawn be allowed to fly.

    I've traveled with babies out of necessity. If you think you hate that other person's screaming kid on the plane, the parent would also like to drop kick them. And crawl into a hole out of shame because of everyone glaring and being dicks. It sucks. It has to happen. We all have to cope.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There are benefits. I've used it on cheap cuts of roast, let is soak for a couple days, and then been able to finish it very quickly for the most tender meat in the world. It's also great to cook a whole chicken, and them make soup from the stock that comes out of the bag. The sous vide has been...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    I just like seeing how many salty gifs I can find. I don't actually find you salty.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Toronto wins. My victory dance may have meant no sex tonight. Totally worth it.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Bloody over time when Toronto should be kicking the crap out of the Habs. My wife pulls hard for the Habs. We have marital strife on nights like tonight.
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    Home buying thread

    Congrats, man! That's great news.
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    Unannounced Harry Potter RPG

    I'm excited about this, I'm sure my kids will be.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Female Fe Male Iron Man
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should expect herpes.
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    Parent Thread

    With my youngest I resisted until he was half-way through kindergarten. So that was 6 I guess. I hated so much at that age to get in to the daily pill for him thing, but like I said, it was life changing. Talk to your doctors, and when it seems like a pill might help (like at school), keep your...
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    Parent Thread

    I recommend you see a doctor and get properly prescribed drugs for ADHD. Two members of my family have it, and the drugs are life changing in every good way possible. Don't give me this shit about it being over diagnosed. There are cases, such as ours, where we resisted meds and tried...
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I hate Ohio State.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Penalties are starting to fuck with this Penn St. Ohio St. game.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    While this is true, I want other teams to do well. But not Ohio State.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Man, Ohio State won't die.