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    Highlander

    It was a long time ago. I tried to block it out. Thankfully it worked partially. I saw that pile of shit in the theater. I've fucked fat girls and been less embarrassed.
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    Highlander

    Unless you watched Highlander 5 or whatever the fuck that awful one was where they made it so the prize was you could have kids. Let me make this clear...I love highlander. I've watched probably everything ever made. I bought the series set on fucking VHS. And I regret watching that shit.
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    Woodworking

    The weird thing is that as I'm splitting it, I actually feel kinda bad for taking down such a beautiful tree. The problem is that when it's alive, it's not beautiful, it dumps walnuts I can't really use all over my yard and kills all my vegetables. So it really has to go....I just feel bad...
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    Woodworking

    Nothing that I can think of. A lot of that stuff is 3-4" across, but only the Heartwood is black. So really, you couldn't even get a 2x2 out of it, and that's just not worth trying to square up. I have a lot of 5-6" stuff I'm gonna cut my teeth on milling though. ....and the tree isn't even...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I literally had to stop buying junk. Now if I want to snack i've gotta eat some olives or cheese or a yogurt cup or something. Feelsbadman.jpg
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    Board Games

    Wouldn't count on it. The thread on the Gloomhaven subreddit is absolute aids to read. I had to stop going there because of the insufferability of the vocal minority. The good news is that Gloomhaven's weak spot has always been the story. I just wont read your woke bullshit intros anymore and...
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    Board Games

    Man I'm so torn on FH. I want so bad to shove it right down his fucking throat, but I've got a gaming group looking forward to it for a year now and they don't give a shit about woke or not. They are not as ideologically driven. I will tell you this...it's the last thing I'll ever buy from him...
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    Woodworking

    Some of the stuff too small for lumber but big enough to split for firewood.
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    Woodworking

    Good tip, I'm taking down my walnut this weekend and had already noticed it on the smaller limbs I had taken off.
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    Best Covers

    Dethklok exists and you think you can get away with that kind of shit animation for guitar playing? Maybe Nickelback's reputation ISN'T underrated.
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    Woodworking

    18" chainsaw for scale.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm pretty sure the inside of eggs is a sterile environment. The only risk for salmonella comes from the outside of the shell, last I heard. So don't drop your eggshells into the bowl and you should be golden.
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    Woodworking

    Well, that tree is kicking my ass. Also, black walnut heartwood is hard as fucking rocks. I decided to trim off everything I can reach with a ladder. Good call, because a lot of the branches near the ground are 20' long and weigh more than I can move myself. So, I trimmed out all the shit to...
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    Woodworking

    Yeah, I saw Granberg was super fucked on order time a few weeks ago when I bought this shit. Decided to go with a model I found at fleet farm, figured that's probably better than Amazon shit. In any case, it's not like I'm building a log home or anything, so it doesn't need to be perfect, just...
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    Woodworking

    Got a mill on the Husqvarna in the back of the truck there. Should be wide enough, considering the inch or so of white wood I'll be trimming off anyway. And yeah, rip chain is the next thing on the list, but I've got a couple weeks before I'm gonna need it anyway. Biggest problem I think I'm...
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    Woodworking

    I am hoping to get enough lumber out of it to build custom nightstands for my room, and then one for each of the kids - heirlooms they can pass down to their grandchildren. I dunno what the fuck I'm doing with this though. Picked up a chainsaw for the first time today and kinda winging it. That...
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    Woodworking

    I am sure gonna try.
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    Woodworking

    Starting to bring down this black walnut. This is gonna keep me busy for a few weeks but definitely gonna be worth it.
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    Woodworking

    My dad's saying was "Damn, cut it twice and it's still too short."
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    The Metal Thread

    Heh, that post is 2 years old. I saw that tour in October 2019 here. Jocke had just been injured in that jeep flip over...he was really stiff and looked like he was fighting thru quite a bit of pain. As a band, the show was great, I think that was their first headline tour in America, so it was...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Tombstone does have a garlic bread crust available as well It's basically my household "standard" frozen pizza. We eat Jacks when we want a pizza done in 10min or aren't hungry enough to eat a tombstone, and something higher up the chain when they're on sale only (fuck you $10 frozen pizzas).
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    Cheated out of my youth

    This is my bet.
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    Health Problems

    I suspect it is far more than 2%. You wouldn't believe the amount of people I have run into who said they have the same problems but never told anyone.
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    Health Problems

    No, what's sad is that this shit is not EVER told to anyone beforehand. No one tells you the accurate risks. They only tell you "yeah, put a bag of peas on your junk for a weekend and you'll be good Monday." No one tells you that you can jizz blood. No one tells you that there's a chance...
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    Health Problems

    There's a problem with that too....I actually called about 20 urologists wanting to talk about my vasectomy and most of them won't even talk to you if they didn't do it.
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    Health Problems

    When I talked to a different urologist (not the one who did mine), he said "chasing pain with surgery usually just ends up with more pain." So unless it's something unbearable, I'm not sure i'd bother. I'm 8ish years out from mine now, and it's not daily anymore, but there's still a few days a...