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  1. lurkingdirk

    Chest freezers?

    I typically spend the extra to get the better, heavier freezer bags. I keep liquids in there, too. Pour it in, seal it up, lay it flat, and, presto! Easy to stack/store in the freezer, and well preserved. If you get meat, don't just get it at the grocery and put those packages in the...
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    Chest freezers?

    We use chest freezers all the time. I buy half cows/pigs at a time in order to get local, organic meat, so storage is a real issue. I got the chest freezer that's generally available at Lowes. Price was right, they haven't frosted up, and it seems to do exactly what it's supposed to. I got...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'd like to try that pizza, too. I know this is the fast food thread, and I'll likely catch crap for this, but I doubt it would be all that hard to make. Also, look up taco pie recipes, and find the ones that include a lot of Doritos included. Yum as fuck.
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    Parent Thread

    This is what you get kids. 2 years - they will replace it if it breaks, no questions asked at all. A 2 year warranty on a computer a kid is going to carry around? Outstanding. Plus, it's a full tablet, totally functional, and comes with good parental controls - you can just tell your kid...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Pizza Hut is making a Doritos Crunchy Crust pizza covered in Doritos - LA Times
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    AGRUESOMEWood Golem. Be precise, man.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Looks like they heard you and reduced the size of the dialogue box.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The Duppin whisperer. That's just horrific.
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    College Football 2014-15

    Missouri is currently making Jesus sad.
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    College Football 2014-15

    TCU doing a pretty good job of making sure everyone believes they deserve to be in the playoffs.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have bolded the relevant part of your post.
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    College Football 2014-15

    I'm pulling so hard for Missouri and Wisconsin today, it's hard to believe...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'll likely accept an invitation to eat at your home after this post.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Hey, Dr., could I jerk you off because I think you're smart?
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    Parent Thread

    The silently part is the sinister part. Kids know shit's not right when they do it silently. It's their evil side showing up when things go silent...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'll likely never accept an invitation to eat at your home after this post.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Actually, it's delivered by a stripper, who won't leave until you stuff 20 singles into various places.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Meh. The Chick Fil A grudge is now complete. I'll never go there again. The Dennys one may be softening, but there's no Dennys local anymore. They closed the local one. They're all turd fondlers.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I haven't eaten at a Dennys since a waitress dropped her tray of around 6 cups of water on me, and they still expected me to pay for the dinner I didn't have a chance to eat because it was doused in water like I was before I walked out.
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    First World Problems

    I lost my apple tv remote, so now I have to control it from my iPhone.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Mac and Cheese in a crock pot sounds like a bad idea to me. Won't the noodles just be really, really overcooked by the time it's done? Please report back. In theory it's a great idea. I'd like to know how it works out.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I prefer the home made, hand knit penis cozy, myself.
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    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Can't we have boobs AND cheese?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    My father put cheese on his toast with jam. What in the actual fuck?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'd like a nice glass of wine and a handjob when you come this direction. Oh, and some good food. For sure.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Dude, you have some big ole beefy, calloused hands. Do you work for a living or something?
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    Parent Thread

    We changed our youngest to a regular, double bed when he was just 1 year old, and he never once got out of it or caused any trouble. That kid has always loved to sleep and is a real rule follower. Every kid is different. That was not the case with the other kids here.
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    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Damned straight. Thanks, man.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Cheddar cheese honey apple fritters.
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    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Oooh, ooh! I want a hat, like all the cool kids!
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Join the fight for lemur equality. They're just primates, like the rest of us. Except for those lemurs that aren't primates. Fuck those guys.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Where are blacl people from?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Relevant: