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I'd smoke weed with Gandalf. Damn, imagine what his, "Here, hold my beer," moments would be like. Shit be flying around and exploding everywhere.

Why would you assume a gay man knows nothing about the bible? You're part of the problem, man.

It's a pretentious way of showing off bible knowledge. There is no other purpose for including a scripture citation in prayer.

Just reclaim religious language, and create your own prayer. And lo, I cum, and that right soon. Into your anus, I release my semen. Amen.

Tim Horton Doughnuts in Canada are best doughnuts. They're less sweet, and have more of a cake-like quality. Even the Tim Hortons in the States (there are a few) aren't the same.

Insufficient kleenex.

Mine is a tall bike, and I do have wind issues, but I don't find them a problem to deal with, actually. It certainly keeps me alert on the highway, but, to be honest, I feel a lot safer sitting on a tall bike going down the road than a low one. Good thing there are options, as everyone has...

Not sure I could eat this.

The Triumphs are seriously pretty, but I think the BMWs are better, more reliable, more long term bikes. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

That is really beautiful! Slick looking bike. Have you seen the Triumphs from this and next year? They are sex on wheels.

I'll leave this here. Just for shits and giggles.

I can see how that would be trying.

I thought about that, but there isn't an advanced riders course offered anywhere near here. Also, my motorcycle insurance is crazy bananas cheap already. $112 peryearis all I pay for really good coverage. It's ridiculous. If I were in Canada, it would likely be 10 times that.

Yeah, some people need that check to keep them from adrenaline riding. I didn't get that gene. I don't break the speed limit - I've never had a speeding ticket in my life, actually - and I'm cautious. I'm not the annoying, overly cautious grandma whose driving is dangerous because it's so...

I only have two kinds of lettuce in my refrigerator at the moment.

You have gay dogs?

Fair enough. Bash that Bishop, dude. Bash away.

yup. Easy and tasty.

My daughters won't get on the bike without serious shoes, jeans, and coat. I think I've drilled that lesson into their brains enough. They also think crotch-rocket bikes are dumb. Their thoughts, which mirror my own, are "why would you get a bike that's uncomfortable to sit on and ride after...

No kidding. And the guys with crotch rockets who have their girlfriends riding on the back with tank tops and flip flops...Darwin award waiting to happen.

Inflation caused the high prices, or the diarrhea?

I have riding pants for cold and warm weather - kevlar knee and hip protectors, tear proof material. I won't get road rash, but bones would still break. And a_skeleton_03 - yeah, I have had exactly the same experiences. Fitting through a small hole when I would have been toast if I were in...

They can't possibly give her another weekend pass, so the invite would be pointless. I don't think it will happen. You really think they can make 2 more seasons out of 9 months? I think it more likely that she has another episode where she beats on someone, or something, and is given a...

This is true, but when I stop and think about it, I'm putting a lot of trust in other people and how they drive. I take the precautions I can, such as wearing the motorcycle suit and helmet and gloves, and I drive very defensively and am very careful, but at the end of the day, if a dumb ass is...

^^ Gas Explosions in Taiwan Kill at Least 25 - WSJ

Or grate real Parmesan into the bottom of muffin pan and bake until melted, let cool and you have crispy cheese cracker things.

So, if you want to do something, and to do it "safely" people are offering you all kinds of ways to be sneaky about it, doesn't it just seem like a better idea not to do it? It's a work computer. It's provided for work. It isn't provided for you to find movies to which you can bash the...

Bitch tits are hot right now. You're hot right now. I wish I had the same results. I have cholesterol issues, so eating out a lot is a no-no, bad for me. sad face

Company laptop is for company business. Using it to watch porn is just dumb. You're asking for problems. It really is that black and white simple.

Quite a lot of pretending up here in this thread.

Jebus cross checking Mary in the crease. I hope you have good genetics for cholesterol and such shit.