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Yes, because strawberries bought at the store in January taste exactly like the ones you pick out of the field yourself. And, dude, work through that sushi fullness, and bone that woman. She deserves it.

I'm not far from Chicago, and I spend a lot of time in Chicago, and it's a fantastic part of the country in which to live. Especially this time of year. Here's my first world problem: I have so much fresh picked fruit, it doesn't all fit in my freezer, so I have to bake pies and crumbles and...

Has anyone else ever wondered if the reason we never see adults in the Charlie Brown cartoons is because the kids' heads are so big, they killed all the women during childbirth, and the men are now out working all the time to support their families?

No eye contact. That's essential.

Chaos actually just got his hair done like Fieri's, and now he's regretting that decision.

This may be shooped...

I do typically give the fruit a lemon juice bath - watered down lemon juice in a big ziploc and shake that shit up. Periodically I'll add cinnamon or something if the kids ask, but that's it. I wouldn't even do the lemon juice step, but if they get even a little brown, my kids eat it a lot less.

This is totally true in my opinion, as well. If you can control the amount of preservatives, it becomes a much healthier snack. We're camping next week, so our dehydrator is working overtime this week.

Yes. Gordon Ramsay is my mancrush. I can admit it.

These are wise words.

Woman undergoes $35,000 worth of surgery to look like Kim Kardashian. Cute girl who wants to look like Kim Kardashian makes a troubling transformation : theCHIVE

Yeah, actually, it looks like he doesn't even pretend to be a cook, he just judges others cooking. He has a college degree in Hotel Management. Here's his bio:

Yeah, like others have said, his food is fine. He's likely a good cook. But the fratboy douche personae makes me want to smash his face into a jelly.

Do you have a dehydrator, Soy? We dehydrate apples, mostly, and they keep well, and fill the gap, taste good, and are, I think, low in calories. Jerky works, too, as just a little gets you through - get salmon jerky if you can find it. yum. Or do something like a little peanut butter on a...

Choose your ass adventure. 1 or 2?

Hat too high. 2/10. Would not bang.

I plan to be in this house for a long time, and, as I renovated it, I removed all coax and traditional phone cable. I ran conduit so that if I do have to sell, and someone demands either, I can install it without any trouble. Our internet enters our house 2 feet from where it gets to the...

burrichanga.

A story of love told in pictures and gifs.

Taco Brothel? All these names are hilarious. I've heard of Taco Bell, that's the only chain Taco hut of which I'm aware.

I think it's interesting that the guy going for the ball isn't even looking toward the keeper. The surprise of the his probably is half of why he went down as hard as he did.

Don't be mad I won't cuddle with you. Bitterness doesn't suit you.

No, but you get to watch guys in bike shorts for a couple weeks.

Whelp, Germany got shit done. In my opinion, the wrong Pope won, but the right team won. I thought Germany was weak at the start of the match, but they really picked things up in the later part of the game, and I'd say they do deserve the win. There was some seriously questionable officiating...

I'm having a hard time streaming the Tour de France on my iPad.