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  1. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Awesome. I can just imagine it. "What's your phone number?" "Call me at[email protected]/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Spoilered for obscene gestures
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We have new neighbours, the dude is a head of chefs in the local culinary school. Hopefully he shares tips pro bono. Make grapefruit and mint ice cream with coconut milk and paste. That shit's crazy tasty.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Must have been an epic crap, though.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If I ever get to a point where I make something like this, will one of you please kill me?
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    Kids & Food

    Dude. I should be in bed. Why did you get me started watching this? It's oddly compelling...
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    My passport and birth certificate one above the other.
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    I have one, too.
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    Kids & Food

    My kids all have their own knife or two and cutting board - but my youngest is six, and yours are younger. We started letting them use knives next to us while we worked at about 4. Close supervision makes it pretty rewarding for them, and pretty risk free. Also, handling meat and eggs and...
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    Kids & Food

    Oh, and I have to say that with my youngest, not only food preparation helps - if he helps cook it, he always is more willing to eat it - but that is becoming even more true as he sees food growing. Tomatoes are some of his favourite things now, as he can go and pick them himself. He'll eat...
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    Kids & Food

    I know. I typically don't tell people that. We had to wake our kids up for night time feedings, or they would have slept 12 or 13 hours as soon as we brought them home. They all also took both morning and afternoon naps of 2 hours or so until they were 4, and continued afternoon naps until 7...
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    Kids & Food

    I have five kids. The top four eat anything I put in front of them, and I hear them tell people that I can make anything and that everything I make, they like. I do cater somewhat to their wants, but not entirely - we rarely repeat dishes, and generally try something newish every day, and they...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Are we allowed to use cow manure to fertilize the fields, or are we being mean to cows by composting their poop?
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    So, if he's from South Bend, should we send in the Fighting Irish?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Second dinner? Are you a Hobbit?
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    Okay, so now there are were no Americans killed, is the President still a "pussy" if he doesn't do anything, or should he still send drones because of his place in the international community?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Now this is something I get get into. I mean...you guys are gross!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I don't do underwear requests. We've been over this.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    38 pounds of blueberries picked, 14 quarts of jam canned, the rest in the freezer. I'm exhausted. The jam, if anyone is interested, is delicious. Blueberries with cinnamon and cloves. Minimal sugar, add pectin. Jars are already starting to snap. I actually enjoy canning. I'm a man's man.
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    More like, "HOLY SHIT, PUTIN JUST JUMPED ON OUR WINDSHIELD AND IS PUNCHING HIS WAY THROUGH! I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO......" silence
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    No, it doesn't work like that. He is the President, he holds the office of President. Treat him with the respect the office deserves, like him or not. Don't be a dick toward the President and then say "i [sic] have much respect for the office of president [sic]." Plus, just a small tip...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My family likes quinoa a lot, so we cook it a lot. I have yet to make it where I enjoy it. The texture sucks, and it doesn't take sauce like a pasta or even a rice dish does. Screw that stuff.
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    We seem to be spiraling toward Cold War style sanctions. And the rest of Nato, the UN, the G7, and whoever else you want to add better get behind the sanctions. It will cripple Russia far more than it did during the cold war, because I don't think even China will bail them out at this point...
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    Definitely an assassination with a computer controlled drone started WW I
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    I'd probably still be able to have a conversation without descending to your level, thanks. Also, you missed the word "a." Would I still be *a* gigantic faggot? I agree with this. I hate very much that the Russian people will suffer so much due to the sanctions, but it has to happen. And...
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    I understand that the President is responsible for the citizen's safety at home and abroad, but if 23 are killed in a single strike, that means that he better be deploying troops by dinner time? I'm going to guess that the President has access to more information than the folks on ReRolled do...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Be free!
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    So, because something happened somewhere that involved 23 Americans, but was not directed at America and didn't threaten America in any way, it is the President's obligation to throw the military into the situation? That doesn't make sense.
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    Malaysian Airlines 777 Shot Down (?)

    The Russian are claiming no involvement. I don't believe them. So, not like Malasian Airlines needed this, right? And not like there was any tension on the Russian/Ukrainian border already, right? Holy crap. What a mess.