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  1. lurkingdirk

    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    Thank you, that is correct, and I'm ashamed I wrote it. Stupid dethatching. That's like un-thaw.
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    You should really rake and dethatch your lawn.
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    This maybe isn't a bad response. Tipping is an accepted norm in North America. If you're not going to do it, don't go out. Just an idea.
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    This forum has turned to shit

    Hey, I'm still around!
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    My children play soccer and hockey. In America. Take that.
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    I'll have to try this. Inline or next to my morning intravenous coffee?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    His mom's pretty hot, though. She's got it going on.
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    I'd give Draegan the tip. Just the tip. You know, to try it.
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    4th of July

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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Wizardhawk - where was the garlic most effective, when taken orally, or as a suppository?
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    4th of July

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Parent Thread

    After talking to different women, I'm pretty sure this is how women use public toilets.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Diving done right.
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    Parent Thread

    We had the same issue with preschools, but we ended up sending him even though he wasn't potty trained, and they were 100% okay with it. They say that, but they expect to change a few diapers. Also, once he hit preschool is when he started dropping the deuce in a toilet. He saw other little...
  19. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Dude, my youngest took forever before #2 was okay on a toilet. And he started doing it at the preschool before he'd do it at home. It was a massive battle of wills at the end. The only thing that made it happen was that he decided it was time. Once he decided that pooping in the toilet was...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Damn, I've never even heard of it. Looked it up. No where near me. I might be able to get to one in a couple weeks, though.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Okay, you're playing soccer. Futbol. whatever. Getting kicked? I can totally see that happening. Should that be punished? You freaking bet. Getting bitten? That should not even be part of what you even imagine as possible. That's infantile, stupid, and beyond anything that you think...
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Ban him, period. Forever. And ever. Hallelujah, hallelujah. Amen. Seriously? Third time biting? Fuck that shit. He's a turd. You aren't allowed to do that in preschool, and you can get kicked out of preschool for that behaviour. If you're doing it as an adult, you're a waste of skin.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Looks like a bite, no kidding. Teeth marks on the shoulder confirms it. Prior biting is the clincher. Screw him.
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    Home Improvement

    Dunno, man. Doesn't look so bad on the inside to me. Nice kitchen, nice big soaking tub. Everything looks clean, and relatively uncluttered. The ceilings aren't super, but shouldn't be a serious deterrent from someone buying it. If you have it priced right, that thing will sell. I'm...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    That is not a phrase I thought I would read at any point.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    I think there will be a ban. Probably a big one.
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    Orange Is the New Black

    Just started season 2, 4 (I think) episodes in. When the Asian woman was nude I looked at my wife, who looked back, nodded, and said, "I would." I like the show, but I like what it does to my wife even more... I'm really liking all the back stories on the other inmates. When the season...
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    Home Improvement

    I removed all the popcorn ceilings in my house, it is easy. Just get it pretty wet, take your time, and then be prepared to plaster it all up. Typically, when they put popcorn texture on a ceiling, they don't spend a lot of time on the plastering, so you'll have some drywall repair to do...
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