Way to go, sir! Prepare yourself to have an unpredictable, irascible, complex person added to your life. (s)he will make things difficult.
It's just awesome. You're going to do great.
False.
I enjoy it. My wife enjoys it. We subscribe online. Watch it together.
Thanks for the fucking liar bit, though. You should feel free to suck a bag of dicks at any point, when you find it convenient.
I watch women's hockey pretty regularly, actually. College hockey, too. Is that also not a thing?
I also watch my five year old play hockey. Is that not a thing?
But, sure. It's not a thing for you. Obviously, it's not a thing.
You mean the one in overtime, which was called cross checking, but wasn't, and should have been a penalty shot with which the Canadian team might have won the game a little earlier?
Make a nice corned beef on Sunday to have for Sunday dinner, and slice that bad boy for sandwiches for the rest of the week.
Make a huge pot of your favourite soup, have yummy bread with it every day.
Find a woman to make you a damned sammich when you need one.
All three are good...