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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    It's been exactly a month since we were above freezing, and that was for one day only. It has been more than two months since we have had more than one consecutive day above freezing. We have roughly 3 feet of snow on the ground. I love winter.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Olympics Thread

    I agree. Wonder if they're playing light because they're nearly guaranteed a spot in the gold medal round now. We're looking to move back there, possibly this year. Just hard to give up the house/property we have now for what will be less there, as property prices are so much higher there than...
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    Parent Thread

    Le sigh. After seriously debating, and seeing a whole lot of people who specialise in such things, we finally decided to put our five year old on medication for ADHD. He started yesterday morning, and I was in his classroom this morning, and his teachers said it is like someone flipped a...
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    Olympics Thread

    Oh, Canada. Why you so awesome? 10 Ways Canada Has Already Won The Winter Olympics
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    Olympics Thread

    USA/Canada women's hockey game was awesome. Correct outcome, too. wOOt! The gold medal match should look like this, too.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yup. Soup. Don't cook it. Pour hot soup over it. Wait 2 minutes. Eat deliciousness.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    New Tonight Show/Late Night Talk Show News/Review Thread

    Yup. So is Craig Ferguson.
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    Weather

    That's a pretty major concern all over the northern part of the country, actually. The ground water saturation could be incredibly problematic this spring, and actually cause more problems than the snow did.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Olympics Thread

    I love all the sports you mentioned. I'm part of a curling league, and I've gone down in a bobsled. I don't watch Olympic sports because they're accessible, I watch them because they're exceptional. I'd love for you to get on a luge and lie completely still and go down the track. If you...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Jalapeno and lime make things gay? Damn. I didn't think Mexico was such a gay place.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Crazy Neighbor. Coward Landlord.

    Not enough stairs.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Weather

    On purpose. Snowshoes. Exercise. Fire wood in garage stocked up.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yikes. Donkey chips just sounds like the equivalent of cow pie.
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    Parent Thread

    Okay, for all parents who have had to endure watching Thomas the Tank Engine videos, this made me laugh an unreasonable amount. Warning - language not safe for most work environments and all children. Thomas the Tank Engine featuring Limp Bizkit. Limp Bizkit vs. Thomas The Tank Engine -...
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    Weather

    Spent over an hour outside this morning, around -28 C (-18 F). It was awesome. Came in, had some hot coffee, sat in front of the fire.
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    New Tonight Show/Late Night Talk Show News/Review Thread

    Monday and Thursday look good. Too bad all of the shows will be ruined by a shit host.
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    Weather

    If you say so. I'd rather live with seasons than visit them.
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    Weather

    You are weak. And you smell of Elderberries.
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah, for a 1 year old? Get the parents motor oil, or floor polish. The kid isn't going to remember any of it, and the only thing you're trying for is to be cool yourself. So get something that flashes to make the child happy, something that makes noise to make the parents sad, or a child's...
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    Weather

    Don't be sorry. Take that warm shit home with you. I like winter. We have seasons here.
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    Olympics Thread

    Canada atop the medal standings makes me happy. If only it would last!
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    Crazy Neighbor. Coward Landlord.

    It's an over sized clit.
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    Weather

    Expulsion of moon Jews and Lizard people. That's how it starts.
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    Crazy Neighbor. Coward Landlord.

    Careful. He'll clothesline you down a staircase if you disrespect him.
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    Weather

    We're expecting more snow tomorrow, too. Quite a bit. And it's supposed to warm up to around 20 degrees. I am loving my wood stove!
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    No one knows that I'm not Keg.
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    Crazy Neighbor. Coward Landlord.

    The last time I lived in an apartment was in a huge, 30 story or so building. The building "handyman" was always drunk, and he broke a copper pipe under my neighbour's sink. He couldn't remember how to turn the water off to that apartment, to that floor, or to the building. Consequently...