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  1. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    As I said earlier in the thread, at one point, one the twins compliments you for being such a good nodder. Builds neck muscle.
  2. Ukerric

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    The thing is, if the game is F2P, then it has been designed around getting people to fork money in micro-transactions. There's no going around it. A game that is designed to be F2P has to include those hooks, and hobble "normal fun" to make it potentially profitable enough. So yea. It's free...
  3. Ukerric

    What feature(s) or circumstance would persuade you to install a brain implant?

    It was Larry Niven's "ARM" universe (used in multiple stories) where you had Wireheads, who had a brain stimulator device like it. And yes, the "legal" versions had limiters in the amount it could deliver.
  4. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Nope. Nopity nope. Those... things... are not dwarves. No way, no how. (yes, I know how all the First keep "normal" names vs the ones used in the Source) I watched Qwazii's video on the hilarious thread on the origins of the Lalafels, and I agree with reddit for this one: they are giant...
  5. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well, when I made my character, my first chat remark in the FC was "OMG, I look like a weeb now". Meaning I'd made a male hyur, which is the furthest anyone can be from being a weeb. (okay, that was a reaction from the fact that I couldn't make a dwarf, like any proper game, dammit)
  6. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    And there's even little details to push that emotional thing, like the "Duty Completed" cutscene. Up to Shadowbringers, when you do, you see yourself cheering along with all your team. And then, in those dungeons, your character is now looking forlorn and all "fuck for having to do that. Why so...
  7. Ukerric

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    2 decades? Not possible, it's 5. I remember those billboards touting "now in beta" in Cyberpunk 2077.
  8. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Then you aren't going to like the game, period. As Chris tends to repeat, it is primarily a story-driven game, not a game of chasing gear, dungeon speedrunning, or doing DDR in raids - even though those aspects are there. This is truly a game where the game is the journey, not the endgame...
  9. Ukerric

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Graphics sell, gameplay retains.
  10. Ukerric

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    And they'll call it a season pass?
  11. Ukerric

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    That would be Mike Morhaime, so he's already fled.
  12. Ukerric

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You probably missed the part where Amazon's Lord of the Rings series will feature black hobbits. Yes. BIPOC Hobbits.
  13. Ukerric

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Wasn't there one cinematics where one of the characters point out that the Warrior of Light always nods? Something about huge "nodder" or something?
  14. Ukerric

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    They usually have one side system per expansion. 2.X has the hunting logs, 3.X had the Grand Companies squad (which I expected to be extended to 70, given that Grand Companies are still heavily involved at least in the Ala Mhigo story, so your squad should have been mobilized there as well, but...
  15. Ukerric

    What feature(s) or circumstance would persuade you to install a brain implant?

    Fan of Penrose, I surmise? We don't even know what consciousness actually is. It's seemingly an emergent phenomenon of all kind of repurported structures in the brain. Take the recent hullaboo about "internal monologues". And the question "are those without one really conscious?". The thing...
  16. Ukerric

    Web Serials

    Had a look at the Patreon after he released an extra chapter. $13,947 per month. Now we're talking money. (the next ten chapters are also good, but won't spoil. Except maybe... who needs Gravity Mages? It's just warped space, right?)
  17. Ukerric

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Insecurities?
  18. Ukerric

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I finally dropped my last RSS feeds from mmochamp and wowhead. I think I was somehow hopeful that the game would turn around but the latest "let's move from 1 of every talent to complete talent tree" for flying made me finally realize that there was no hope for WoW.
  19. Ukerric

    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    It's also a staffing/experience problem. You have built over a decade or more a kick-ass team that design graphic chipsets. This is a very narrow, very complex expertise, which requires a significant investment. Will you simply tell your team "okay, take a year of two of breather, we don't...
  20. Ukerric

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Elon vs Chris? I bet on Elon getting first...
  21. Ukerric

    Web Serials

    Chapter 78 has shown up on RR.
  22. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I think he just locked the blessing. You acquire the various shards one by one during ARR, it's visible when you get one, and they aren't there in the soulspace until you get them. After he locks you, they're still there, but greyed out/depleted, until you force them open again.
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    Web Serials

    Fun stuff I've stumbled upon: A WH40K fanfic (russian girl get isekaied into the WH40K universe): https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/48358/kryp
  24. Ukerric

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    The other (Igor) died just after New Year. Both COVID deaths.
  25. Ukerric

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    You're right. So probably Alan Dean Foster then, specialist in novelization of movies and TV.
  26. Ukerric

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    The usual joke is that the last two volumes will have Brandon Sanderson on the cover name along with GRRM (cough, Wheel of Time, cough).
  27. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I am reminded of that old game, Anarchy Online, where one race was entirely clones and thus, while technically "neutral", was exclusively over-steroided males. I wonder if they changed that. It would seem a perfect target to massive outrage. Probably too small these days to even attract attention.
  28. Ukerric

    Twitch.tv

    Zuckerborg and his Metaverse VR team beg to disagree...
  29. Ukerric

    Twitch.tv

    When it comes to women, there are advantages to having a little... depth.
  30. Ukerric

    The Astronomy Thread

    Lunar telescopes are... problematic. First of all, day-night does not matter much for the observation - shield it from the reflections of the ground, and the sky remains dark anyway, since there is no atmosphere to scatter solar light. But it matters a lot for engineering. The difference in...
  31. Ukerric

    Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis

    Phantasy Star is a game franchise that tried to copy Final Fantasy, stayed mediocre, and led to PSO, which - like the PSO2 - was a game with about as much content releases as a B-tier game. PSO2 was emptying quickly in its Japan incarnation, so they tried a "ARR" with New Genesis, but they...
  32. Ukerric

    Fractured - The Dynamic MMO

    Gamigo is the graveyard where games go to die. They have a zombie powder to keep them shambling around with zero updates, no support, and harvest as much as they can from the decaying corpse, before they finally shutter the server (because they rarely maintain more than one).
  33. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    They've increased that to 21k last Wednesday. But otherwise, it's essentially correct - once the total in the queues get too high, then you need to babysit your queue by having a second (and third) client ready to fire up and recover, since the 2002 error kills your client instead of sending you...
  34. Ukerric

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    I got D3 because it was "free" with that one-year sub to WoW.
  35. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I've had a smooth connected experience, but just a couple hours ago, we were four of my guild doing a dungeon, and we got hit by a lag spike (and wiped), but one of us was disconnected - and found herself with a 3000+ queue, so she wasn't going to come back. The queues themselves have been...
  36. Ukerric

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    One of the things YoshiP repeatedly said is that FF14 wouldn't exist without WoW. Square Enix learned from WoW. A lot. And that's what Blizzard failed to. Blizzard has - or rather, used to - been able to learn from others, to deliver stuff that distilled the best of a genre. And then, they...
  37. Ukerric

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Apparently, this is very specific to the english text, as neither French nor apparently Japanese include the innuendo (couldn't find the german text).
  38. Ukerric

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    But, but... muh mythic raid testing?
  39. Ukerric

    Interesting, Non Political News

    Just a reminder in these times: those 25k/year will never be adjusted for inflation...