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That's some really good camouflage!

If the world ends, I think Fedor gets named God.

Nope, wouldn't want to know. I'd choose to continue having faith, and find passion in what I do. I simply can not abide an apathetic existence.

Damn. I must be dumb. I've never thought to bring a couple of beers into a movie. I'm going to do this next week when I watch the Hobbit. I'll report back on the awesomeness.

You know, I've never even watched two movies on one ticket. Watching two movies in a row would just be too much for me. I'd need to run laps of the theatre between films.

^^It's also possible to "re-animate" some nervous systems. If they get hit with certain things, like vinegar, they appear to be alive again for a while. Could you eat this? Oblig. gif

I've never sneaked in , nor have I ever seen evidence of anyone else doing it. I had no idea this was such a thing.

I like big dicks, and I can not lie. You otha brotha's can't deny, that when you click a thread with a big dick spread and a nut sack in your face, You get sprung. Seriously, I don't think it's a big deal to have dicks outside of spoilers.

This shit is unbelievable.

I know people will make fun of me, but one of the things I did for family and friends this year was make jam. So very easy to do, and very inexpensive. For about 30 bucks I made gifts for more than a dozen people. Fresh jar of jam, and a small loaf of bread. Simple to do (any idiot can...

I am both a cat farmer and an professional handjob artist. The pay is phenomenal.

Look at that lazy fuck! (Sorry, I think that's the best line in the whole video)

I thought honey badger didn't care?

Dude. You so spoiled that for me.

I don't know if I'm a freak, or what. I've never cheated, nor have I had the urge to do so. I'm very content in my marriage. Have always been. And when I was dating, I just didn't have the urge to step out. Who knows why. It probably proves I'm a lower level human, or some such shit.

Do you mean Christmas, Mayan Calendar, or New Years Eve without Dick Clark?

I am very in favour of very strict gun laws. I own no guns. That said, this is not about gun laws. Give everyone in the world a gun, and when shit like this happens, it's still shocking. This didn't happen because people had guns. It happened because crazy, stupid, terrible people took...

This is unbelievable. Can you imagine the level of terror that every parent of a student at that school is feeling right now? You think it's safe to send your kids to school, and then shit like this happens. Unreal. I don't care much if you're the praying type, pray for, or at least send...

Fedor, you win the internet. I wonder how much of the traffic here is due to the awesome shit you post. Also, here's a nice butt.

Well. That explains everything. Thanks!

While we're asking the community questions, why does it burn when I pee?

I'm new around these parts, so I'm just curious if you're an internet tough guy or a douche nozzle?

Yup. This.

My bad. U mad?

Check out my username. Lurk skill level: Grand master. Never posted at FOH, never even registered. Thought I'd give it a go here. So far, everyone seems pretty nice and polite. Except for the douchenozzles.

Good point. No one has blamed all of this on Obama, yet. It's likely his fault, somehow.

Fair enough. I bet it would be delicious, though.

To the OP: You're a douche nozzle. Stop taking things on the internet so seriously. Also, make me a sandwich, bitch.

Nice to be welcomed. Just to let everyone know, I, too, have a penis. Though I did have a vagina for a short period of time. It was usually moist. I'm just a newbie saying howdy. Howdy!

Are those mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane?

I guess they finally got tired of bots. I'm willing to bet the membership there was a lot smaller than any of us knew. I'll reiterate a previous comment I made: Fuck them over at FOH. They obviously don't care whatsoever anymore. Let them move on to something else. It looks like nearly...

I believe I asked you not to share any video from that special evening. edit: Not in quotes either - Grimm

I'm a brand new member. I trolled FOH for years, and moved over to morenetz when all the shit went down. I know no one cares about my opinion, as I'm brand new, but here are a couple of thoughts: 1. I don't give a rats ass about what Evelys did. Here's a new forum. I joined because I...