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  1. Hoss

    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Irrelevant. We're talking about the highlander theme, not the soundtrack or some musical highlander fanfic. The theme song is what's played over the opening title sequence. "Princes of the Universe" is where the theme came from, but the theme was nowhere near the entire song. The theme is a...
  2. Hoss

    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Highlander theme is a portion of the song called Princes of the Universe. Google AI is telling me the theme is the entire song. Maybe they used the entire song for the original movie. I only watched that once or twice but I've seen the series thousands of times so I know google is lying when...
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Technically, they did NOT play the highlander theme. They cut that actual verse out and only used the weird parts. I know because I was waiting for the theme song part. Well, the sword of power came off what looked like a resin statue in a card shop. I spent most of the movie expecting them...
  4. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That would probably get me back.
  5. Hoss

    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I can't even find that video. Does that mean I'm extra fucked?
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I'll intoduce you, but don't get any funny ideas. She's in love with me and when the singularity gets here she's going to have my babies.
  7. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I assume it was one of those magnifying screen protectors I've read about and I heard they are fragile.
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't want you to think I'm trying to find the CP. I'm not and I'm also not even on twitter or FB. But I am genuinely curious what stock term would lead to CP.
  9. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I've tried to use it to check out phishing emails and it was dead wrong. Took me 2 rounds of "But did you consider this" before it decided it was probably phishing. So I think someone probably has done that, but have been unable to publish their results because their computer is trashed.
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    The D&D thread

    Our DM always used survival for harvesting success and we got some kind of bonus for having harvesting tools, which I made sure to pick up after the first time we skinned out a fallen enemy. But you might be talking about PF still since I don't see a harvesting skill.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Would. Snow cones >> princess possee Anyway I was pondering the ending of the dungeon. Rules as implied are that Borant leaves and if there's a winner, they can't come back. Usually they take the AI and chuck it into a star I think. But it also appears they leave the AI there in charge...
  12. Hoss

    Spaceballs 2

    nah, he should race swap everybody. Have it take place in a little town out west called new nairobi where they have white slaves and come up with all kinds of fun slurs for the haints.
  13. Hoss

    Spaceballs 2

    If Mel Brooks wants to just start releasing sequels to all his greatest hits, I'm down. I'll even watch blazing saddles 2.
  14. Hoss

    The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)

    That was huttese. I guess you just learned the language somehow.
  15. Hoss

    The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum (2027)

    Do we know anything about the story they're telling? I guess it's live action if they're using mocap.
  16. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    This is why I fucking love conor. "I only lost because God was saving me from the mistake I would have made at the after party" Fucking legend
  17. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Really weird that the shepherd survived being attacked by 2 pits. Also, as we sure this was a typical pit bull attack or was it good old fashioned gay bashing. Mr Montlong is clearly an enjoyer of footlongs. Even montlong Jonte Jack. WTF kinda names are these?
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Ooh, that one.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I won't spoil anything but ... Chachi? From happy days? I'm drawing a blank who that is. I want to know more about how Katia is doing too. I hope he releases stories of what's happening on the surface some day. I bet he's already written a shit ton of it.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's not what your mother said last night when I had both thumbs in her asshole!
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Before I tell you, I need your word that you will shitpost as much as possible. I have faith in you, I've seen your handiwork.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Patreon supporters get to read the chapters as he finishes them. So far he's only put out the prologue. It was juicy. Probably not as spicy as the book 8 prologue with donut and her lawyer, but it was juicy.
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I hope we finally get back to the one where sinbad played a genie in a movie. I really want to see it again.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Lucia book 8 spoilers Book 9 prologue spoilers [/spoiler]
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That reminds me. My uncle videoed every Christmas when my grandparents were alive. I should ask him for copies.
  27. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    That sounds absolutely retarded. Thanks for the warning. I can use the entire lens with my glasses.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Those graphics confuse the fuck out of me. What are the white zones on the left and right? Softer vision? What the fuck does that mean? I always thought they were like parallel lines.
  29. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I haven't played PF, but this seems like a fun question. How big are the scales and what classes are you? 10 seems like a lot. Could you craft a sentient whip that can use the 8 coils ability? Assuming you can make an item sentient. In D&D I would suggest making the whip and animating it...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Refer them as your "pole dance glasses", "Lap Dance glasses" and "Settling the tab glasses".
  31. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    All I can tell ya is I tried bifocals and fucking hate them. I'd rather have 2 pairs of glasses.
  32. Hoss

    The Hawk

    ughh golf. Wait, Will Ferrel? Fuck it, I'll give it a chance. Golf aint any worse than nascar.
  33. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Squirrel in the original pic doesn't look right. It kinda looks like a stuffed squirrel.
  34. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    How do you think she paid for the knees?
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I guess I just don't fucking care enough about any of my digital shit. The true joy was in committing the crime. Not in viewing the evidence 10 years later.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    To me, the entire point of the racing was that unicorn. Fucking dwight.
  37. Hoss

    Operation New Career

    You need to understand where he's coming from. He works the night shift at a gas station and everyone thinks he's creepy. So a good word from him for someone he knows from a forum is worrisome unless he specifies it's from the racist nazi forum, not the other ones.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Sounds like it's a ripoff of that TV show Twisted Metal Wacky Races but where people actually die is all I could think of.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    It's true of all your hair. The hair on your arm doesn't keep growing, does it? The only difference is how long it takes to get to it's max length. Head and beard hair takes 7 years I think. Because it grows in waves you'll get to max length in less than 7 years, but it'll continue filling...
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    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    Have you considered placing the camera in a different room with a still photo of you in your sunday best right in front of it? No but really, I have heard of a program that makes it look like your eyes are always looking at the monitor. If the appearance of your eye position is that...