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So, did anyone else notice how bad the body doubles were in the hand to hand fight scene of mae vs osha? I thought they let mel brooks direct an episode. They were so bad, they might have been dudes in wigs. I know you can't exactly have the actress fight herself. But didn't they have any...

I love me some yoda, but motherfucker never detected sidious or his master. This just showed how long the jedi had been blinded by their own hubris. Actually, I'm pretty sure he was conducing his experiments in caves on backwater planets. They were just planets that he owned. Except that...

Who said they were dark side? The force is not only dark or light. You realize that really was just a force hide, right? I know everyone has been calling it "turning into smoke" but he stabbed into the smoke and killed her. Meaning it was nothing more than a hide and he had blindsight.

Well then, what would it take to cause a jets fan mass suicide event? What if we convinced everyone that the "J-E-T-S" chant was racist. Then we could sell the naming rights for the team to Boeing and make them spell a longer word. "D-R-E-A-M-L-I-N-E-R-S". Just spitballing here. We all...

You sure that's AI? Looks legit to me.

literally can't tell if he's talking about dicks or soap dispensers here.

The obvious answer is to stand to the side, hold your hand 2 feet away directly in front of it, and karate chop the pump. Repeat until you get enough in your hand to clean up. Leave the rest to dry on the sink, floor, and wall.

The answer to this is to open the dispenser up and dip out some soap. Make sure to leave the top off. When the woman complains about you 'getting the soap dirty' roll your eyes and remind her that it's soap. Soap, is soap. If you can't trust a vat of soap to be clean with a few poop...

Did you miss the part about face recognition?

Padawans get training sabers to start. The training sabers can only stun IIRC. Of course, that's probably EU lore.

Got a question about initiative. One of the members of our party recently paid for DNDbeyond and realized they could create a campaign and let us all create characters using all the paid content. Anyway, I moved my character over last night and for some reason it's showing me to have +4 to...

Start calling your local card / comic book shops. Around here, the only way those places can stay in business is to host games. They usually get like 5 bucks per person per game. Around here the card shops have games specifically for kids. And by that, I mean adults can play but they have to...

Bro, where's the poor people option?

My driveway could use a power washing. Does he take commissions?

Our plan is similar, but we're not going to sell the current house. We're just going to buy duplicates of everything for the new house. Fuck moving.

OK lets use your handy tips. That dog had a high, wide, slow tail wag with a full body wiggle. That means slightly aroused and friendly. I rest my case. First time in the pit bull thread?