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Had the Hardee's baby back rib burger. Pretty good. I'm 90% sure they bought the same BBQ sauce as the McRib. So it's literally a McRib on top of a burger, with McRib fixins below the burger. Still pretty good.

It's literally your GPU's graphic settings. It's not cheating. That's like saying turning shadows low is cheating or using a 144hz monitor is cheating. Literally everyone can do it. Even AMD cards have something equivalent. There is a program called Reshade that people use to tune graphics...

"Is she going to die?" "To be honest, bud, you have a higher chance dying going down this slide than she does giving birth. SEE YOU AT THE BOTTOM!" *push*

Minna was awesome. "Do you prefer vaginal orgasm or clitoral orgasm?" "I just cum."

I downloaded a program called VibranceGUI which tunes digital vibrance for your NVIDIA GPU PER application. This helps tremendously contrasting people with terrain. If you've ever watched some of the ol' H1 pros like Inboxes or even Doc, they all have their digital vibrance set way high. It...

McDonald's is delicious. Your old dead taste buds are the problem.

Was just goofin' and trying to test the SKS's drop at range. I still don't know what it is. Sad thing is, that dude was definitely revived.

I read the book and the first episode was alright, but honestly I don't remember half the shit that happens. I read the book like 5 years ago and it's less than 300 pages iirc, not a series or anything, so I'm not sure how they're going multiple seasons. Obviously the premise of the show could...

Man, a few of these seasons episodes have made me laugh really, really hard. I don't see this getting renewed, but fuck if there aren't great moments. Helps if you're a big Forte fan too as some is just classic Fortin with Forte. Carols gotten some great lines. I laughed when she talked...

Suppressors, good scopes, and the correct circle spawn at end game can increase your chance to win by easily ten fold. Just having a nice hill with bushes + suppressors is remarkably helpful endgame.

I goof'd around a solo match trying to Xbow people and stuff, managed to snek to top 10. Easiest kill of my life ahead of me, then: When you goof til top 10 and then succc I'm the fucking worst.

That's my biggest fear if I were a successful streamer. Fucking neckbeards and kids that do shit like SWAT streamers. I mean it wouldn't freak me out, but what if they come in and my dog starts some shit and they shot it? That's the nightmare. It sucks for those of us who have been around...

Ads are like 1 penny per 1000 viewers per ad. So if you're running an ad every 10 minutes of a 6 hour stream with 10k viewers (elite tier twitch), that's .10 x 6 x 6 = 3.6 bucks a day. That's really, really bad. Edit: Math x2

IIRC they ele wander gear threshold is much lower than the poison wander threshold. I saw an Elewander dude running Uber Atziri on probably 10 chaos worth of gear.

I'm assuming when it comes out you'll be able to buy or rent a server from them if you're not a big time streamer. Otherwise I don't think they have the hardware to have 300 custom servers up that are all at 5% capacity.

I think he's just retarded and thinks everyone HAS to buy 18 dollars worth of snacks every time they see a movie. This harkens me back to the discussion where people were arguing movies cost them 100+ dollars because they'd have to get a babysitter, etc etc. For a single person, to see a...

$10.50 for a ticket in prime time. When you see as many movies as I do, you don't need a gigantic overpriced tub of popcorn and tri-pee inducing bucket of drink every time you go.

Last Thursday they broke rifle availability. Tuesday AM they patched it back so rifles are more abundant. Honestly I think Snipers are still lowered, but that's a goof thing if true.

In squads the gun nerf was too much. You HAD to land at a town or you were fucked. We looted ALL of Severny twice and got less than 3 AR's total before they patched today. That's... unacceptable. That said, I've sniped so many people an Uzi since that bug.

My sources tell me that May 2nd is Jimmy John's $2 sandwich day for any #1-6.

The Taco Burrito is just a crunchwrap in a different shape. That being sad, it's not bad. For 1.50 it's pretty good, but it's literally the exact same as a crunchwrap but with fritos instead of hard taco shell inside.

I've got 10 dollars so I'll just see the movie and review it in my mind.

I think Angry Whopper has easily surpassed McRib as the top 'sometimes' Fast Food sandwich. Fuck Shamrock Shakes, too. I literally drive like 4 miles out of my way to regularly get them during its season.

One of my crew streamed during D3's RMAH days and he was getting 200-500 viewers at a time and he got partnered with Twitch. Unfortunately this was before Sub's so he never made any money besides commercial revenue from it. He's a lawyer IRL so he stopped streaming because he doesn't need to...

Thank. God.

Every line Richard said made me laugh, literally, out loud. Dude is fucking amazing.

Every time my squad has to cross I'm all "No FUCKING way. We're getting a boat." On one or two occasions I didn't tell them and just full speed Thelma and Louise'd our car off a cliff into the water (you don't take damage) and then we HAD to swim the rest. But bridge fights, if geared, are...

So my squad was driving across the bridge to get safe, these fuckers set up a blockade of vehicles. They start firing at us, we crash into the two guys there, melt them, and start looting them. THEN we hear another vehicle. A fucking FULL UAZ drives at us, we UNLOAD into it, I knock 2 out...

That and/or some were just AFK. There were 6 total so it was at least 2 teams. It could've honestly been 6 solo's from 6 teams all afk.

Not shown, us leaving him for 3 minutes to loot Severny while he's still pooping.

McDonald's rolling out some new 'artisan' Chicken sandwiches. Some look like the standard "fancy cheese and non-icberg lettuce" and a couple of them look like delicious slop (onion straws, bacon, bbq sauce, cheese) piled on top. I didn't order any because I'm a coward. I haven't seen any...

Pretty sure the book cover on the right is exactly the same as the figurine he carved, except with him and his grandson. They seem more like Lovecraft scifi novels than Hentai. Also remember Ennis was super old fashioned, talking about gays and the bible and shit, and his books were probably...

The fucking foliage ruined it for me. My FPS problem flipped. In the bad 3 cities I get 50+ fps, and out in open fields I get like 25-35. It used to be like 20 in cities and 70+ in open fields.

Laura???? LAURA??!?!? Unless it's her cocksucking greatest hits I don't think more of a close up on her is necessary.

American's don't really queue in 6 stacks in ranked. In fact, that's basically one of the cheaper ways to SR farm is to 6 stack at ungodly hours because the game can't match you properly and you just faceroll terrible 6's.

Ramona looking all kinds of good. Niiiice. What were the books she pulled from Eanis's hidden spot? I'm watching on a shitty non HD stream so I couldn't make out the covers.

I agree and disagree. It would've been awesome to have him be a masked man the entire series, but Driver can act and they really wanted an emo twatty character, so they had to show it. Man it would've been great to have him go 3 movies without removing the mask though. But then they would've...

Yeah, it's fucking annoying in squads when you keep Kar98ing people in the head and they just keep getting downed. But there is something glorious about having 3 downed people scrambling around while the 4th guy is like "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" and you can SEE them mentally deciding what to...

There's a mana and life leech node just above Iron Reflexes, about 4 points away. If you're only lvl 62 I wouldn't worry about your DPS not being as high as I stated. Most of that comes from 20% lvl 20 gems and really good jewels/passive points in the tree. I'm lvl 90 or 91 so I've got a lot...