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Sorry if this was covered, I haven't been keeping up with the thread. But are they going to do a movie about the razing of the shire? It's got enough meat to make it's own movie. Initially I thought they would make a 4th LOTR movie about that part. Then when I heard Hobbit was going to be 3...

I just looked at the time stamps. Reckon she was coyote ugly? Julian, you better have a picture of her sleeping using your severed arm as a pillow.

Maybe. I'm pretty tricksy. For one thing, I wouldn't tell her. She would just overhear me tell my wife about it. And if I need to to sell it, I'm more than willing to buy a gift for the baby shower.

OK, but why was he looking at it and where did it come from? Didn't he move aside to avoid someone at one point?

It looks like he takes her to his house sometimes too. That must be a treat.

No, I don't know if she's trying to keep it from me, or if she knows that her mom tells me. She asked her mom for condoms a while back, which I had to go buy. Tried to sneak them into the cart while she was at the store with me (she's usually not that observant), but she busted me. She asked...

Not relevant in this case. Didn't you see that he 'fucked the shit' out of her? You can't get preggers from buttsex. If you could, kirun would be a mommy by now.

I thought about that part of it too, and there is practically no way I'm going to be there while she takes the test. In fact, I was wondering how long it would be before she even told anyone if it came out positive. That's where, in my opinion, it would start to get mean.

YWCA swim instructor pushed me in, is that close enough for whatever point you wanted to make? Glad I asked this in the grown up section and got reasoned, level-headed responses. Ya know, instead of just people wanting to flame. So since nothing else is going on in this thread, anyone...

Her mom?? No it was my idea, mom is against it. If I do it, I'm going to have to buy it myself and swap it out. Where do you get that mom is fucked up? Allright well, glad I asked. She's a step child, so I only have like 4 years of experience with this parenting thing. I assume it's...

I'm not very good at this parent thing, so I need some advice. If you have an 18 yr old daughter who asks your wife to get her a pregnancy test .... is it wrong to want to get her one of those fake ones that shows positive every time? Wife thinks its mean and doesn't want any part of it. But...

Nah, i think the consensus would be that we're peaking right now or maybe in the last decade.

Shit, I forgot about that. WTF was that? At the time, I thought he was like phase shifted in time or some shit like that in order to bypass whatever security they had.

They taste close enough to me but real mayo is better for you, so that's what I use if I am going to use either and have a choice.

The mother sounds pretty dumb. Maybe you should just call child services and his problem will be solved.

LOL fuck third world countries. I was only talking bout murica. If muricans wanna wallow around in shitholes, that's a risk they take. Mexico probably would have been a better counter example.

We have that problem with 2 DVRs. And when that happens, we can't watch anything else on those TVs, so we have to move to one of the other 2 that don't have a DVR.

Don't try to circumvent Darwinism. And the thing about widespread vaccinations being necessary is a stupid argument because the anti-vaccination crowd is and never will be widespread.