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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Would. Snow cones >> princess possee Anyway I was pondering the ending of the dungeon. Rules as implied are that Borant leaves and if there's a winner, they can't come back. Usually they take the AI and chuck it into a star I think. But it also appears they leave the AI there in charge...
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    Spaceballs 2

    nah, he should race swap everybody. Have it take place in a little town out west called new nairobi where they have white slaves and come up with all kinds of fun slurs for the haints.
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    Spaceballs 2

    If Mel Brooks wants to just start releasing sequels to all his greatest hits, I'm down. I'll even watch blazing saddles 2.
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    The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)

    That was huttese. I guess you just learned the language somehow.
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    The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum (2027)

    Do we know anything about the story they're telling? I guess it's live action if they're using mocap.
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    MMA Thread

    This is why I fucking love conor. "I only lost because God was saving me from the mistake I would have made at the after party" Fucking legend
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Really weird that the shepherd survived being attacked by 2 pits. Also, as we sure this was a typical pit bull attack or was it good old fashioned gay bashing. Mr Montlong is clearly an enjoyer of footlongs. Evan montlong Jonte Jack. WTF kinda names are these?
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Ooh, that one.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I won't spoil anything but ... Chachi? From happy days? I'm drawing a blank who that is. I want to know more about how Katia is doing too. I hope he releases stories of what's happening on the surface some day. I bet he's already written a shit ton of it.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's not what your mother said last night when I had both thumbs in her asshole!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Before I tell you, I need your word that you will shitpost as much as possible. I have faith in you, I've seen your handiwork.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Patreon supporters get to read the chapters as he finishes them. So far he's only put out the prologue. It was juicy. Probably not as spicy as the book 8 prologue with donut and her lawyer, but it was juicy.
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I hope we finally get back to the one where sinbad played a genie in a movie. I really want to see it again.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Lucia book 8 spoilers Book 9 prologue spoilers [/spoiler]
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That reminds me. My uncle videoed every Christmas when my grandparents were alive. I should ask him for copies.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That sounds absolutely retarded. Thanks for the warning. I can use the entire lens with my glasses.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Those graphics confuse the fuck out of me. What are the white zones on the left and right? Softer vision? What the fuck does that mean? I always thought they were like parallel lines.
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    The D&D thread

    I haven't played PF, but this seems like a fun question. How big are the scales and what classes are you? 10 seems like a lot. Could you craft a sentient whip that can use the 8 coils ability? Assuming you can make an item sentient. In D&D I would suggest making the whip and animating it...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Refer them as your "pole dance glasses", "Lap Dance glasses" and "Settling the tab glasses".
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    All I can tell ya is I tried bifocals and fucking hate them. I'd rather have 2 pairs of glasses.
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    The Hawk

    ughh golf. Wait, Will Ferrel? Fuck it, I'll give it a chance. Golf aint any worse than nascar.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Squirrel in the original pic doesn't look right. It kinda looks like a stuffed squirrel.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    How do you think she paid for the knees?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I guess I just don't fucking care enough about any of my digital shit. The true joy was in committing the crime. Not in viewing the evidence 10 years later.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    To me, the entire point of the racing was that unicorn. Fucking dwight.
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    Operation New Career

    You need to understand where he's coming from. He works the night shift at a gas station and everyone thinks he's creepy. So a good word from him for someone he knows from a forum is worrisome unless he specifies it's from the racist nazi forum, not the other ones.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Sounds like it's a ripoff of that TV show Twisted Metal Wacky Races but where people actually die is all I could think of.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    It's true of all your hair. The hair on your arm doesn't keep growing, does it? The only difference is how long it takes to get to it's max length. Head and beard hair takes 7 years I think. Because it grows in waves you'll get to max length in less than 7 years, but it'll continue filling...
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    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    Have you considered placing the camera in a different room with a still photo of you in your sunday best right in front of it? No but really, I have heard of a program that makes it look like your eyes are always looking at the monitor. If the appearance of your eye position is that...
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    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    I don't know about longevity of this specific monitor yet, but just the doublewide curved monitor in general. I used one for a week on a customer's site and bought one for my home office before I left. If not for space restrictions on my desk I would have gotten a bigger one. It's basically a...
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    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    You peel them? Let me assure there is at least one more higher tier of mashed potatoes for you to discover then.
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    Operation New Career

    Stop engaging him. Good luck fed. I can't help with any of those, but let us know how it goes.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    He needs a pollock wife. I hear they grow bushes that look like a viking beard.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No. I think cloud storage is a dumb idea and only dumbs use it.
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    Spaceballs 2

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    You know you're getting old when.....

    unfortunately, it's our testosterone levels that prevent us from growing longer beards. (Except the injun, they're just mutants).
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Where's the button to opt out of you stealing my data?
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    MMA Thread

    Holloway clearly has a secret technique that targets ACLs and only works on micks.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Wish I could grow mine that long. I'd keep it braided like a viking.