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Not always true, but I do recall vividly my first experience with a heavy padded bra...

Great movie,

Onoes, You should make a game out of fucking crazy bitches. Lets see how many you can fuck in this weekend, then try and break that record.

I dont get the "swear on my kids/badge/grave thing" do morons actualy think there is more consequense for breaking your word if someone swearson something they care about? Jesus will strike them dead if that happens? People are fucking stupid.

Dont be a piece a shit by doing the thing you have already done? I think you where being a bit heavy for a bro on the forums who is providing A+ reads. Certaintly he is not a saint here, but as many of said, he made no vow or pleaged allegance to anyone.

Godzilla (the monster!) was done very, looked cool, moved in a cool way, CGI of distruction was great, the other monsters looked cool as well even with LED eyes. Everything else was complete horseshit, i have seen ever godzilla movie and this one pissed me off the most. Kickass was so flat...

Is it time to rename this the official Onoes Memorial thead?

Dreaming about your wife? This posts underdeilvers

Depends on how much time Worf has to prepare.

Wtf Ohnoes, Did you really let a one night stand force you on to the couch when you have your own room in the same hotel? Tonight you stay in her bed or you go to your own room.

Is this the "power of divorce?"

She searched your browser history. I fucked a co worker 2 weeks after I started a new job. She is now my wife.

So far it has 94 Tomatoes !

So I could have got an xbone for $449 with Kinect and a game, but now I can get it for $399 with no game and no Kinect. Does MS really think this is a better deal?

You should ask her if she wants to come over to fuck, what could go wrong?

You should prep yourself for when they mix up star wars and star trek and it makes you sad.

I am still really good friends with about 15 people from highschool, we visit multiple times a year annual boxing day parties at various parents houses (now mine). Most of us went to university together as well. When our 10 year came up we said "fuck that" we already see the people we care about...

Actuaries have found that credit scores are the most predictive indicatiors of future claims. The idea is that folks who typicaly do not pay thier bills on time are less responsible when meeting thier financial obligations. In many juristictions (in canada at least) they can not penalize someone...

this so many times over. Supertouch is my George Costanza, pretty much just do the opposite of what he says and it will all work.

Spot on lol

Looks very good if they are going for Miller TDKR look, which they indicated they are. The bat Symbol is awesome and one of my favorite images from all of Millers work. ALso, its classic I dont want to ruin the ending for you

Writing 3 sentence now qualifies as vagina fuss in such a way that you need to tell grown adults to go get laid? We (pals on this forum) have complained about rogue for over a decade, new material based on a bad casting choice (GI JOE? FUCK OFF) has nothing to do with previous rustled jimmies.

In my Canadian Province when you buy insurance (from the goverment) you pay a license fee for your plate, this fee is based on your rate class (deliver under 160k delivery over 160k delivery over 500k, business, private passanger, public passanger etc..) and the weight of the vehicle. For large...

Azor Ahai has been cast by HBO

We rented a cabin with a few friends a few years back. I was going to BBQ steaks at 530, we started playing some Catan around 5pm. 540 comes around and the game is still rocking, my wifes best friend losses her shit that i have not started the bbq yet and starts to cook the steaks in the oven. I...

LOL same here but replace hungry with sleepy. Its fucking hilarious. My wife will lie to my face about sleeping for no specific reason. For example she often falls asleep on the couch while watching a movie or if i am gaming. its a running joke. "hey are you sleeping ..what? who? no i was not...

Choosy Monsters Choose King Krill for all thier calcium and vitamin D needs

They both must have broken ribs at this point lol

WRT Silva vs brown, that was the most exciting 1st round i have ever seen in MMA.

Not a single tear for any of those.

Metallica should really leave that poor man alone. Is Silva just Brazilian for Smith? Brown has his work cut out for him on this one.

I assumed it would bc a PS4 Exclusive based on the comment above mine. Honestly i want to buy a PS4 but the games i want to play recently have been only ps3 or PC so i have been hoping beyond hope for some game to come and WOW me, and thus pushing me over the edge. Twice i have had the ps4 in my...

finally a reason to pick up a PS4!

All women are crazy, it's about finding the level of crazy that works for you.

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