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  1. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Sorry Tarrant, at least you had some warning
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah I had a boss here that believed if your code didn't say what it was doing, then it wasn't good code - comments were for pussies. I like to comment a lot to save people time. Nothing worse than firing up a module and having no clue what the code is doing. Our vendor's code is a...
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    Parent Thread

    Not boring if they were plugged into Peavey 5150's
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Yeah I bought a couple years too, and I got my money's worth (BUT ONLY WITH PS3 GAMES). I just wish they'd release something worthwhile. I mean give me Knack for christ's sake, even if it sucks. GIVE ME SOMETHING GODDAMNIT
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    Heroes of the Storm

    I just started playing again and really enjoying it. That said my playtime is only like 20 hours, so I'm still learning heroes and stuff.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    If PS+ wasn't tied to online play I would've cancelled it forever ago
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    What do you mean no documentation? Surely there's a random database somewhere with a document from 2006 just waiting for you. Oh maybe that's just here.
  8. Noodleface

    Problems at work

    BREAKING NEWS; Psychotic Canadian MMA fighter who committed hate crime also frequented video game forum. Should we ban video games?
  9. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    What about Drone Pocket Pussies? Like you're sitting on a bench depressed and a fresh pocket pussy flys up. You fuck it then deposit a couple bucks, say thanks, and walk away happy.
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    Parent Thread

    Last night finally felt the tip of his first tooth poking out of the gums, hallelujah. He went to be really easy for once. He woke up every 3 hours but basically just needed to be held to fall back asleep. I wonder if part of it is him waking up in a room all by himself.
  11. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Just remember what recruiters are, they want to get as many people into jobs as possible for their own monetary gain. It's in their best interest to find good candidates, but some will absolutely blast out a million calls to load them up. Either way, good luck!
  12. Noodleface

    No Man's Sky

    I'm just glad there's a something???
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    Parent Thread

    What the fuck are you guys on about drums, bass, guitar
  14. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Man, I'd get really depressed, he's really tough to handle. I know I can joke about him because I'm leaving, but he destroys my work productivity. The company is still in 'startup mode' even though they grew pretty big, I'm certain they wouldn't want a 60 year old dude with 3 months experience...
  15. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I intend to fully burn the bridge with old guy though. Just heard a whole bunch of complaints about him. I guess when people find out you're leaving, they don't mind talking your ear off about shit they don't like.
  16. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    The release is buggy and there's a lot of shit
  17. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Yeah man, that's me. I'm turning 32. When I thought about it I was sure I was turning like 23 this year.
  18. Noodleface

    Problems at work

    Man not only is Kuriin gonna take one for the team, he's going to take a creampie for the team. That takes heart, kid.
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    Overwatch

    I can't listen to any streamers ever, especially people like Kripparrian with his scraggly peach fuzz beard shit. I am feeling like an old man. I have to mute every twitch stream I put on. God.. what did people think of me? I wonder what all 4 people thought..
  20. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    It's ridiculous that in today's day and age we have to think "well, I can turn down my quality so I don't hit my monthly data cap - a completely arbitrary number provided by comcast"
  21. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Nice man, first game is where you play someone that has to kill people. What a terrible father!!! I feel like my kid will be the same. He already wants to play with our phones and he's only 6 months...
  22. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    fuck, you reminded me. Next week I Have to do a knowledge dump of some of the tasks that I take care of weekly (image builds, our linux/windows servers that connect to our EMC dev servers, git/stash maintenance, some big features i implemented) and he will be there. Maybe I should just call...
  23. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Oh I would love to see someone carry 3 car seats at once. Our kid is still in the same one, they're just awkward and ridiculous to carry. Now that he's 17 pounds it's like "FUCK THIS" I was merely wondering how you carry 3 kids at once, like what are the logistics of that?
  24. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    The only thing I need to do is return equipment and other stuff. There wouldn't be a reason to stay... like I'm going to be adding features to BIOS up to my last minute, haha
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    In the Age of Conan thread Lumie said AOC was the best pvp game made ever, period. Is he alright?
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    Overwatch

    I was sort of excited about this game, but after watching it I am no longer excited. Boring
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    Heroes of the Storm

    Why did I stay up until 2am watching this? FUCK
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    Problems at work

    Don't be intimidated man, if he gives you any flak put him in a rear naked choke. You could do a triangle armbar if you wanted to look weird
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread is pretty heavily moderated, if a cock was present it would be deleted and the user infracted (after I drooled at it for a bit).
  30. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Speaking of having your hands full, how do you carry 3 kids if you're by yourself? I have trouble with 1
  31. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah, today I basically just sat on the forums all day - my brain wasn't having anything today. I phoned it in porting over 2 features so it looked like I did something productive. They aren't really giving me any work, and I don't really mind, it's just boring.
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    Parent Thread

    I dunno man let's not sugar coat it, with triplets life might be over for a little bit. Congrats! Also did a triple take on the pic, thought the two on the right were joined at the arm
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    my exit interview is at like 9am on the last friday, really hoping they're just like 'aight see ya'
  34. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Nice a toasted cheese sandwich, goddamn savage
  35. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Converged Infrastructure is different because that's "the future" right now, I wouldn't be surprised if part of the dell acquisition was focused on that. I can't really say much about what I've heard, but I would say most people are pretty apprehensive about this. For me, if I didn't have an...
  36. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Forget kids.. if that shit happened to me today I'd be scared out of my mind. Maybe my dad would come with me and say I could eat ice cream for dinner.
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    Age of Conan

    Did the AOC episode feature long haired, big tittied, non gorilla arm Penny - or the dyke version? You need to clear this up. I would do terrible, terrible, terrible things to early Penny.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I don't mind them, but there are generally a lot more older people here than younger.
  39. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Sometimes if the mood is right
  40. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Unless you requested Pay for Delete and that collection company complied, I don't see how this helped. I had the same problem with some Sprint bill in collections and paying for it would do nothing to my credit, so I Just let it disappear.