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  1. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm not too worried about learning it - and the IDE I am pretty sure will be on a linux desktop if I had to guess. So I may not develop on it (or remote in).
  2. Noodleface

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Banning Tanoomba was in poor taste. He's back, by someone's modding. You guys asked for this, bask in his glory.
  3. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    What if you worked for a company and they laid you off after being there for, say, 15 years. And some guy that just started kept his job? It goes both ways I think. There's no 'easy' way to lay people off. I mean I guess it could be good if you did like a poll in the office "Which shitlord...
  4. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    As if I'd be buying my own peripherals. I ain't some pleb
  5. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    jeez man that's crazy, glad you're ok
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    My lenovo is 'ok', it's a tiny 14" thing and I'm like 6'3" 225 pounds so it's ridiculous. Also the screen is shitty and the touch pad is absolutely terrible on it. On top of that, I have a serious distrust for Lenovo on a personal level. I figured if I used the laptop a lot, the screen...
  7. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    So this is a little different, but I get to pick what laptop I want at my new job, with 4 options. Two are Lenovo Thinkpads which I've been using for the last 3 years and kind of hate. The other two are macs. I've never used a mac, but I'm jealous of the screens when I see my current...
  8. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Teething has hit the Noodle house fucking hard. Holy shit he is taking it bad
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I figured, I just wanted to get my two cents in. In all honesty my care-o-meter was at like 0.01. I was mostly upset at not understanding the tex-mex skillet picture.
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't find it creepy to jerk off to thoughts/pictures of your wife's friends. I find it creepy that you would post them online.
  11. Noodleface

    The RPG Thread

    Me too VOrph, been waiting since that guy let it slip
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Their buffalo chicken stuffed crust is incredible if you're into that sort of thing.
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    IRC? what is this, 1997? Should I go fire up ICQ?
  14. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm signing it tonight then giving my notice, I'm not even bothering to allow the company to give me a counter based on things I've heard. Also other reasons that are well known in international news
  15. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Just listening to the guy is like what you'd imagine listening to an ape run a meeting sounds like.
  16. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't go on my PC at home if I don't have to, and it's blocked at work so I usually just use the phone.
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, but thankfully I don't worry because my wife can't use the internet. Are you kidding? If my wife saw some of the shit I write on here..
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also if my wife found this place I would burn it to the ground. Every post would be a "." and you'd never hear from me ever again.
  19. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I just use the playstation app to buy stuff from the store. Fuck the fucking shitty ass fucking UI on the systems. The PS3 one is the worst, it runs at like 1 movement every 6 seconds
  20. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Old guy at work is really starting to get to me. Always stupid questions, sometimes repeats. The worst are the meetings. It doesn't matter what meeting we're in, the guy has to start talking. It's always bullshit too. He talks really loudly and fast too, and sort of 'bullies' people by...
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can't underestimate the stupidity of the computer illiterate. My father's home page was an asian with big tits website. When I fixed his computer he kept fumbling and claiming a virus set it up.. no dad.. it's ok.
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know man. I've got ~13k posts here, a whole bunch oh FOH (5000?) which included pictures of my erect penis, thoughts of sleeping with other women, insights into my wife's crazy, starting from our very first date all the way up until today almost 8 years later. Could be pretty high on...
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I will admit, after the porn star revelation I busted one out to her that very night. It was like we were dick brothers, sharing the same woman. Mine was virtual, yours was real.
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah what the fuck. He ate a salad with a bit of pizza sprinkled in
  25. Noodleface

    The RPG Thread

    I don't buy early access games. I bought Rust, the only game I bought early access, and I got fucked in the butt by the devs.
  26. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I mean there's really not much more to add to it
  27. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well I accepted the deal formally, now I can release my takeover on the thread. Also cheerleader looks shitty in all the pictures but you Bros must believe me she is absolutely slamming in person
  28. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yesterday I brought in free donuts and 2 minutes later cane back and the entire dozen was gone, box and all
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Alright well I don't get the tex mex joke so I guess I'm an old man now.
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why is the first image a picture of tex mex skillet?
  31. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Never worked with her. It was an offhand comment that exploded into creepy level here
  32. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I have too much respect for the sanctity of marriage. However I am sure the area is loaded with babes.
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well you know where I'll be haha, maybe one day we will meet. Maybe I'll pass you on the street and not even know.
  34. Noodleface

    The RPG Thread

    All the complaints I'm hearing about the new Tales game are from PC gamers.
  35. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    lendarios, regale us with stories of your riches and treasures
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm ok with this, it's just a natural bodily response to a good looking person. I might even be ok with it on a for real level if he'd hang out with me after.
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's ok my wife admitted that Zak Efron gets her juices flowing, I have no shame telling her which woman I would do. She asked me if it's anything more than sex and I just flat out told her no. If I was unchained my penis would guide my life.
  38. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Vinen do you actually work in Kendall Square? Could be weird..
  39. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Soygen sous vides his pizza fuckin plebs
  40. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Businesses located at Kendall Square: Abcam Addgene Akamai Technologies Amazon.com Amgen Apple[11] Art Technology Group AT&T Inc. Biogen Idec Bitstream Inc. Broad Institute, affiliated with MIT and Harvard University Cambridge Innovation Center Computer Sciences Corp. Charles...