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Are you just gonna call some random payphone at kendall square?

Company came back and offered 87000 and $7500 sign-on bonus. Looks like that's the best I'll get out of them, probably gonna do it.

Every few weeks I like to remind everyone how I was in Soygen's neighborhood and I almost got raped/murdered.

Yeah me too. I did driver development which was UEFI - a very transferrable skill in firmware, for like 2 years straight (interned 2 years here). When I went to move to BIOS it was a no-brainer, I already knew the very framework everything was built upon. The rest was just C. Without an...

It's like that with any job really, the first job is always the hardest. I just got lucky that my internship lead to a good job.

I'm about to admit something, as an italian american, that may get me deported or murdered. I ask for light sauce.. I don't really like sauce..

One of my wife's friends has big perky tits, like 18 year old titties. I like to imagine if something were to happen she would comfort me, but in reality we'd just exchange pleasantries on facebook.

I come from a very blue collar background (early jobs, dropped out of college, family is all blue collar) The idea of salary counter-offers is so foreign to me. I hope I did it right

Every woman I ever meet I first look at boobs, ass, face, in that order. I then determine based on a very loose algorithm whether I want to put my penis inside of them. This occurs for any woman under the age of 45. After 45 the algorithm is much more complicated.

Sorry I started a shitty pizza derail

I was going to counter higher and hope for 90 at the least is what I meant

We use XML to setup the Wellsburg PCH lol, such a weird area to use XML

Tough to say, 90k would be a 15% increase which is what I was after. On top of that is 10% bonuses and $20k in company stock, unlimited time off (Lol), company isn't being sold right now, etc.

Not sure if you're talking to me. There are some other considerations. Parking isn't free, and while it's only $200/month it isn't negligible. There's loss of family time, I'm a little worried parts of the job might be above my head, and the benefits are a little worse. At 85k it's not...

Didn't they tell you what the bonuses were like?

Usually they charge extra for extra cheese around here

Not 3 cheese man, triple cheese. It looks like a fuckin brick of delicious cheese.

Gotta get on that firmware level son

Yeah that's what I figured, what do I add for the hipster coefficient?

How old is she? She sounds really young and immature. Old enough to do, young enough to teach about anal before she gets spoiled.

How much should I counter-offer considering I'll need to be surrounded by douchey hipster shitlords in Cambridge the entire day?

Since you work there can I ask a secret question. When I order a triple cheese, I order it on M-Th where the deal is something like $5.99 or $6.99 for large 3 topping pizza (correct my wrong info). They count the extra cheese as a regular topping, while I'm fairly certain it shouldn't count as...

I did expect a little more, but it's not wildly off or anything. Thinking about countering at $90k and see what happens. Yeah Kendall Square.

One time I tossed a DE blade in the trash and later on I pushed the trash down to flatten it a bit, now I have a nasty scar. Had nothing to do with how easy it is to cut yourself, just wanted to tell my story.

Dominos still has the worst cardboard crust available, but if you guys get a triple cheese pizza like me it outweighs it.

Also how much should I value stock in this deal? The company is doing well and will continue to do well, if I had to guess.

Not panicking yet, but soon. Why am I a bitch?!

I push my nose to the side and try to get in there. I have trouble with it too

Oh I don't, I just found this out here when we got sacked a bit on our bonus

I had luck with one agency, the rest were weird - and don't be fooled, they ain't your friends. They just want to make a buck, although seems foolish of them to stop talking to you. So bros, I did get that offer today. I'm not sure what I should do yet, got til Wednesday to give a decision...

Bros you guys are about to save my marriage

The point isn't that we have separate bathrooms, the point is she did this mystery mission to seduce me - but she forgot to include me.

I kind of want to ask for a refund, but we all know cold pizza the next day is always better. So we'll see..

No man, and sex has been limited for awhile due to her having some health issues related to the baby. It was just weird. Weird.. Also, the upstairs bathroom is 'hers' and mine is downstairs. Although we do co-mingle, we usually stick to our own. Is that weird? My parents did the same thing.

I don't even remember. I don't watch a lot of TV so it was probably some shitty show she liked.

Bros I just don't understand woman. The other night we were watching TV while the little one was asleep upstairs. My wife goes upstairs to the bathroom and I swear it takes like 30 minutes before she comes back down, in a really shitty mood might I add. Last night I finally found out it...

Have you considered reaching out to technical recruiters?

My usual goto now at Domino's is getting a large pizza with 3x extra cheese for like $6.99 on M-Thurs. Last night I decided to try Pizza Hut again and it fucking sucked. Also my pizza seemed undercooked. Last time I eat Pizza Hut.. shame.

Too bad battlefield: star wars kinda sucks

I'm not really big on open world games actually haha. I got DA because the reviews were so good. I'm just borrowing the Witcher. Fallout is fallout