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  1. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Awesome, might try it. Its funny my wife's grandmother said she raised all her kids by making them sleep on their stomachs because that's how they told her to do it to avoid issues
  2. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Hunters torch 4 life.
  3. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    We are avoiding supplementing formula right now, if it stays bad we'll reconsider. He eats every 2-3 hours, sometimes earlier if he is hungry. Seems better with gas today, no real issues. Still screaming his head off for no reason, but I know it isn't farts now. He poops 2-3 times a day, it's...
  4. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    That reminds me of when I was playing phantasy star 4. Had to order the guide by mail and by the time it came in I has already beaten the game twice.
  5. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Haha that's funny. In the hospital I was cradling him by having my hand on his ass. He ripped a fart that was so loud and forceful and my hand moved and it shot him awake. Pulled down his pants and his diaper had shot off his ass and you could see where the shotgun blast (shitgun?) Landed.
  6. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yeah we got that stuff and it cleared the farts up like 80%. Hes still screaming his head off all night but at least the gas is mostly gone. I had to teach my wife how to burp him, she was being way too gentle. The problem now is overnight he will only sleep in the cradle for 30 minutes...
  7. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Sorry about that tarisk and anyone else. The kid came unexpectedly two weeks early and I haven't even been able to do much at all. We are shift sleeping now, so I'm running on fumes. I don't even know what day it is
  8. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Breast feeding and we wake him up every 2 to 3 hours. My point was he is obviously in pain for an hour while he's basically sharting his pants
  9. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Hoping gripe water works. The kid is in severe distress and he refuses to burp so the issue is compounding. Talked to the pediatrician and she assured us it was completely normal. I don't think waking up every two hours and screaming bloody murder for an hour is normal while he's pushing out...
  10. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Fair enough, I was mostly referring to the hipsters with their DSLR cameras who all think they are photographers now
  11. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Man this little guy is a lot of work. twice now hes blown out diapers and gotten shit everywhere. Has terrible gas and it is causing notceble pain. Only sleeping at night if we are holding him. Keep trying the cradle but so far 30 minutes is the longest hes lasted. Anyone else have a dog...
  12. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yeah I already needed to tell people to stop posting pictures. Unlike my hipster friends and family , I think the kid deserves the choice as to whether his life is documented on social media. He cant really make that choice, so let's all assume no
  13. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Last night was super rough. He wasn't really latching before, and was sleeping a lot. Last night he found the joy of the nipple and started cluster feeding. Finally fell asleep at 7am, which is of course when all the doctors want to do stuff. Slept 0 hours myself, his scream is blood-curdling...
  14. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Good work guys, I like to feel like I was there in spirit.
  15. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I graduated to this thread 2 weeks early. Obgyn thought the baby was small and had plateaued at 5.5 pounds so she induced my wife. Baby came less than 12 hours later at 6.5 pounds. I wanted to complain because I didn't feel ready, but I dont think I ever would have been ready. Little guy has...
  16. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You can be salty all you want, that's fine and understandable. Alavaz was simply saying he had a buddy looking for people and got called out for it.
  17. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    We're cheering for you guys today
  18. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Here's one of the kid and one of my first born learning something is going on:
  19. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Also to add to this he just ripped a huge fart in my face too
  20. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We are 6/10H with only a couple glueeaters, last week being our first time in heroic. Some people just take it slow. On the other hand, we still enjoy the game and haven't been quitting in droves.
  21. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Thanks guys. Its a bit surreal right now. I'm a pretty unemotional type of guy but I admit I did tear up when he came out. I saw some shit today that can never be unseen but it was totally worth it. He just farted bare assed in a nurses face too
  22. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    My phone doesn't want to upload to this site!! I'll grab my laptop today when I go home and put some up. He's a cute little dude. Just farted bare ass in a nurses face - my son, I've never been so proud
  23. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Noodle Jr. Is here!!!
  24. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Little Nathan the noodlebro Jr, 6.5 pounds I'll post pics when I can, my phone isn't cooperating
  25. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Still going guys. They gave her the medicine that would start induction around 8:00pm and pulled it at 1am because it was slowing the baby or something. Now she's at 4cm dilated and I got kicked out because she wanted the epidural. I left in shame because I blew up her bathroom right before all...
  26. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Thanks. Gonna be here at least 24 hours until labor really kicks in. Was going to come for my last Friday raid tomorrow too! I wanted to finish the quest
  27. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Else make zalere do it!!
  28. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    They're inducing labor tonight. I won't be around this weekend I guess!! Good luck bros
  29. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Going in tonight for induced labor. Small baby plus low amniotic fluids. It's happening.gif
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Won't have a banana with me, is my dick acceptable if later I take a pic of my dick next to a banana? It's like inception. Dickception
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't live in Boston, I am not some shitlord
  32. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Its very weird indeed. The students were working properly, and I got raped in the ass by the big dude there. Mensis was pretty nuts, so that was working, but as soon as i got to micolash it was just shit. I dont know how hard the skeles were supposed to be but they just stood still and swung.
  33. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I moved from zuljin where my ping was around 35-65ms, but on hyjal its 300+ and I lag a lot
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm going to some local restaurant tonight so my wife had me look at the menu. I stopped when I saw "32 oz cheeseburger and 1 pound of fries" I'll take some pics, I hope it isn't shitty.
  35. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Man... Beat the one reborn in one shot today. The nightmare mensis was ridiculous to me, just a really hard area. Finally made it to micolash and I'm shitting my pants because I hadn't found a lamp. Well, as it turns out, micolash wanted to be the first boss to bug out for me. Phase 1 he...
  36. Noodleface

    Classic games you loved and why. (Nostalgia thread)

    Just played this the other day. Took me 23 minutes to beat it
  37. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    It's an odd shape and I also do trimming in the 2 hours.
  38. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yo baby this is sort of my thing. Just eat this uncooked hot dog and assortment of deli meats
  39. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Do you need self-propelled? No. Are you going to wish you spent the extra $50 for a lawn mower that had it one day? Absolutely. I mean, you can still push it if you want, but it's really nice to let it push itself. Especially on hills and shit. I leave mine on the mulch setting and just...