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  1. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I grew up having roughly 4-5 ear surgeries (multiple tubes, they fell out). Finally they needed to graph skin onto my ear drum to cover it up. FUCKING SUCKED. Give your kid a fistbump from me, that shit was unreal for a child to go through. I should be graduating to this thread anytime...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah she don't like hot dogs anyways, I was just curious what the chance was. I mean I might be immune now anyways, after several hundred Listeria-dripping-cold hot dogs, you have to become super hot dog man.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Im not complaining because I ate 8/8 of the hotdogs in the package, I was just curious
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    Dark Souls 2

    Yes, it halves it
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    Dark Souls 2

    It works. I think it tricks the assembly calls so that they get called instead, or something. I'm not sure how that stuff works.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sounds like a shitty boss, that's a nice way to hemorrhage money.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    My wife learned all about Listeria thanks to the doctor. Is it really that big of a deal, or is the chance minuscule? The doctor beat it into her that she was 1000% going to get Listeria poisoning if she even looked at a cooked hot dog.
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    Bloodborne

    Thanks guys, I've not found mergo so that's out. I'll try lecture hall if I have that. Haven't played in days so I forget.
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    StarOcean 5 : Integrity and Faithlessness

    SE has redeemed themselves with reveals finally. Love these games. Fuck yeah!!
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    Home Improvement

    Sorry for the confusion I meant it mows the grass like the grass killed the mowers kids
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    Bloodborne

    Best place for me to grind now that gaol is closed ?
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    On a goblin all the gear just looks stupid
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    Home Improvement

    Y'all mothafuckas ain't even trying to sell a bro on the best brand ever? I bought a $400 self propelled Honda and the thing is a fucking beast. Mows grass like it killed its fucking kids.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    A lot of the tank stats work well for dps (multistrike for one), just bonus armor is the most useless
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    SO4 i really enjoyed the entirety of. The only problem besides the baby you carried around was the last area. It was like they doubled the difficulty of the monsters for no reason other than it was the last area. Really made me mad because I ended up just running away from everything whereas in...
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok if I was rich the last thing I would want to do would be to marry a hot chick. Bang them all to my heart's content, but why risk losing so much money to vapid cunts?
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    Dark Souls 2

    Doesn't change the fact that someone needs to alter their play style due to a bug that's been out for a couple years
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No offense to your uncle but what kind of moron gets married that many times
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Just do a /who rerolled Anyone can invite
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    Jodi Ariias Murder Trial

    Just in case anyone decides to go to this link it does show his dead body multiple times
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I understand what educational attainment means but what does "Age at start of marriage and educational attainment" mean?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    SO4 was one of my favorite RPGs of the PS3 gen, if you remove Lymle. I am an outlier. Fuck ya'll
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Wonder if the druid buff drops DK's to the worst tank spot
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Nice Crone, Keige has been looking for someone else to kite tanks!
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    The Fast Food Thread

    At least cook that strange hot dog juice off the hot dog, right?
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Maybe its because I was 9 pounds and now I'm 6'3" 225 pounds of rock hard fat
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'm 31, I know who castro is!
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It's fine man, just don't give me a goddamn child named Limel or whatever her name was. Seriously fuck that child.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm only jealous in the way that he can do whatever he wants right now and has a really well paying job to support it. When I was "free" i had a shitty job, so I was grounded. Now I have a well paying job but I'm tied down. I'm not miserable, I'm married to my best friend, and my dick gets...
  30. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Sex can induce labor, you filthy goddamn porn star Wife just had an ultrasound. Baby is measuring pretty small (10th percentile) at 5.5 lbs with 3 weeks left. Tech said not to worry, so of course my wife is in a panic. Not sure how to handle this. She works out obsessively and I've been...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to eat a hotdog or two right out of the package without cooking it myself. God I was an adventurous child.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    We would love any of those, but like I've said ranged is our favorite right now. We have a lot of gear rotting, but right now our ranged DPS are the stars of our show
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Star Ocean 5 announced for PS3/PS4 FUCK YES Star Ocean 5 announced for PS4, PS3 - Gematsu
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Im feeling 8/10 heroic this saturday
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Monks needed a Nerf and anyone who didn't see it coming a mile away are completely blind. Super OP tanks
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    Health Problems

    When gravy was rrp'ed I was about to rally for his release because I was worried about him with that recent post. It got reversed though thankfully.
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    Dark Souls 2

    You have a limited time window to leech heals in bloodborne though, its only a few seconds
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    Home Improvement

    I don't mind staining once a year or few years, the deck isn't big, it's certainly not 10k square feet. Just want it to look nice. Surprisingly my wife doesn't care about it, but she also doesn't care about wood rot. Or leftovers.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    True, but it's been said multiple time that some people just change like a light-switch being turned on when they get married. Maybe signs are there for some, but I know a lot of people where the person just instantly changes. My brother-in-law is going through this. They bought a house and...