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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's got a baby in there and she didn't want me to drown it with semen
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I know this is completely a joke, but I've always wondered if a community such as ours could pull something together. We have devs, artists, project managers, writers, etc. People who have worked in various tech industries, some even in gaming.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You're entire argument is "Heh DK" and is because you do arena. If I can do that much AOE damage what the fuck are the dps'ers doing
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    Starting a New Media Business - Looking for Partners

    Draegan completely change this to Talking Cheese with Mr. McCheese. We can do live interviews with McCheese and he can stream his fast food adventures. You can have a paywall to get to the NSFW area where we see the aftermath.
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had sex with my wife thousands of times this morning, I was merely wondering why the count was so low.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I rage quit a pug because on Beastlord I was doing something like 35k DPS as a blood tank and in the number 1 spot. I couldn't even tell if it was just because blood was OP or the group was terrible, but I felt fairly justified that I should not be the #1 DPS.
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hah. Didn't catch that
  8. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Saving this, don't know if I want to use it or not
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You've literally had sex THOUSANDS of times? Holy shit dude.. or should I call you Mr. Gene Simmons? Also depends on the glove, different acids eat through different materials
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    Standing Desk

    FUCK this market could be huge. BRB making a car you stand in to drive
  11. Noodleface

    Starting a New Media Business - Looking for Partners

    I'm going to stream our raid saturday and you're never giong to want to interview anyone else for a streamer after that
  12. Noodleface

    Standing Desk

    I just look at office standers as hipsters. Makes my day more enjoyable
  13. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Well right now it's hunters. Please wait until patch 6.1.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Give saturday a shot, BRF is fun
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    Standing Desk

    I did not almost bang her but no, not her
  16. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Nah man come as healer bro, plenty of people would rather dps
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    Standing Desk

    The only one that doesn't look goofy is this chick with a banging body. Nice view standing up
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Wife and baby are good. Doctor gave her a note to put her on light duty and her work accepted it so she'll mostly be driving and doing office work. Got to see some extra ultrasound pictures since that was part of her exam. Little bastard already has a full head of hair
  19. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Sell them while you can, as more and more BRF kills happen people will be buying less of those gloves.
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    Standing Desk

    My workplace does have some of those standup desks with treadmills
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    Standing Desk

    Work is promoting SCRUM and I guess part of that (or not, I have no idea) is standing desks. FUCK I ENJOY SITTING
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Been a few dudes adding me from here to raid Saturdays and I'm losing track of which people on my friends list they are. On Saturday unless you've been coming for awhile I probably won't remember you so just send me a tell in the morning to remind me. Noodleface#1412
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Kreugen the fuckin casual
  24. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Just wait dude. Highmaul is cool but BRF pushes your poop in
  25. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Vorph is excellent at analyzing stuff and giving tips. I don't know if he enjoys it though. I always ask him about my logs to see what I can improve on. I fully expect after Saturday that there will be some eye opening results.
  26. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah i know, giving you a hard time - sort of. H Kargath is really easier than a lot of the stuff on Normal. I think Normal Imp is a good measuring stick because it's the only really challenging fight on normal and harder than 5 of the heroic bosses
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro let it out, it is much better than reading about pre-cum
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Dude said his wife's mucus plug dropped but he had a few hours probably so he was still grinding out heroics and shit!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was always under the assumption that every man produced it, but perhaps I was incorrect. Just like teaching me that quick sand and killer bees would be a big threat when I grew older, the public school system has failed me once again.
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I never got the "I don't pre-cum argument", but if it works for you then good for you.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I enjoyed it when shaman and paladin were split.. Paladins sucked ass and Shamans had those sweet ass totems. Hey guys remember totems?
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    If only Kargath was the measuring stick for the zone.. I'd say if you can heal through Normal Imp you're good to go
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I enjoy the faction split, it allows me to feel superior to scummy alliance players
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It depends on the average amount of sex BrotherWu had in comparison to the average sexually active couple. For all we know he was seeding the fields thrice a day every single day of his life.
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can't get pregnant via anal Tuco
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    What do you do?

    CI is bleeding edge right now and still in the development phase for a lot of places, so I wouldn't worry about being out of a job or anything. As long as you can adapt to the new stuff, you'll be fine.
  37. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I'm interested but I'll need to convince the wife
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Blizzard will never gate people behind attunements again, the game is way too casual friendly. Next mythic will be xrealm and no hard locked players
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I won't argue the mental state of my wife, but not for the same reasons
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I was hamfisting it last night. I don't know if it's a soft enrage on Thogar but at the end about 60 adds came pouring in. I did gorefiend's grasp and hit every single CD I had and hoped for the best