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    Reading Rainbow Kickstarter

    Unless you're an illiterate religious fanatic. Then he's just a dick.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    AfricaHawks
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Pats at 32. Sounds about right.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    And sometimes it's not. Life is a game of shootin' latters.
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    The Animal Activism Crazy Thread

    Just walk your dog into wherever you want with your eyes closed. And if anyone says "You have a chihuahua, or whatever, as a service dog?" Just reply with "They gave me a chihuahua!!?!? Problem solved.
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    First World Problems

    Every time I pick up my toaster crumbs fall out, negating the counter wiping I have just done underneath it. FML.
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    The Far Side

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    Computer Chair <$200

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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Vu Ess Aylas
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    At least Tim Howard is a badass.
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    If you had to be born in any other country... (poll edition)

    Iraq
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Who owned the cowboys before Jerry Jones?
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    If you could pick a new member for the board...

    L. Ron Hubbard
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    He also invented steroids. Becoming the single driving force behind the Steelers dynasty of the 70s. Srsly though. RIP coach Noll
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    I would hope that at the highest competitive tier of a global athletic competition, that the athletes might have some incentive to not fall over.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm still young (26), but I've always wondered whether the pace of technological progression outpaces an aged mind's ability to adapt to it. Or whether, it is simply a generational issue.
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    Help a Brother out.

    Your tagline is hilarious when you read it in this voice: Just hilarious for the wrong reasons
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Done
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    If you HAD to be born in any other country

    Sealand
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Jerry on an iPad. \ And I'm pretty sure he shot himself in the chest, not the head.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I'd personally go with Junior Seau. You could have Jerry control him from a skybox like a marionette.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Pssh. Dan Snyder gives people tens of millions of dollars who arent ever going to play football in the NFL again.
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    The 90s kid thread

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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    And taken off with Shame just before February.
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    Anyone speak Icelandic?

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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    And the charity has agreed to "donate" mental health care to Brandon Marshall in return. (kidding aside, its always nice to see people with money use it on something that benefits others)
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Fossil fuels have their applications, but they're noWhale Oil
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    Symbolism Thread

    While you make an interesting point, have you considered the fact that she has huge titties?
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    #MichaelScam Start that shit. I dont twitter
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    a_skeleton_03 Memorial Thread

    The only way out from Russia
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    Russia Appreciation Thread

    Japan
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I really hope Sam comes up with an ultra-gay sack dance, just to fuck with all the potential homophobes in the league. Would be hilarious.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    God damn, I had forgotten how frustrating it can be to watch the Patriots during a draft. 3 rounds into this shit, and they have a DE/DT with Jello knees, and a fucking QB. And somehow they will go 13-3.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    lol
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Bridgewater or Carr to KC? Or do they extend Smith?
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Manziel could also go to KC if they dont want to pay Smith. That might work for him since Reid seems to be the QB whisperer.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    So Cleveland traded down two spots, upgraded a fifth rounder to a fourth rounder, and got a 2015 first rounder out of it, Thats actually not bad overall.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    9th overall pick this year, fourth founder this year, first rounder next year
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Gonna be Watkins?
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    Why was the Civil War fought?

    The Civil War was about Kentucky declaring it's allegiance to the North right? Or are my sources wrong....?