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Installing gentoo would involve rape/homicide

The quantity of the doritos in that bag made me sad, but then I realized each one probably weighs half a pound and all was forgiven.

I like to push Linux. Had 0 people install it.

CAH is only fun with the same group once every 6-12 months. It degenerates into people trying to make the most obscene combos and all other cards are considered worthless.

You are the savior we need bro.

Settlers of Catan makes me want to murder people. I won 3 or 4 games in a row because they don't play strategically, so they all banded together and their strategy for the next million times we played was "fuck noodleface over" Really made the game not fun

Tenks got a square dick, so I don't know if should be listening to him. Probably gets angry at all the right angles. I enjoy poker, especially with noobs. They can never control themselves and almost always let you know when they have a great hand or a shitty hand. When they're quiet you know...

cream cheese is god's smegma

Someone posted that 5 hour 100 grind awhile ago, can't access it at work. Anyone tried it?

There's a cost:benefit of screaming opponents out of Boardwalk though

They had me at swelling rain puddles

If ya'll didn't have vaginas and titties and we reproduced asexually women would have been extinct like 5 years after the dawn of mankind.

I got this on accident for PS4. I told my brother-in-law I was thinking about getting it at Target with their B2G1 deal and he conveniently bought me a copy and said I owed him "$40"... thanks bro... Game isn't bad. The story is alright so far, I find it a bit more difficult than I'm used to...

I guess I don't understand why lanx feels that he must be financially responsible for purchasing programs for other people's computers. I would tell my relatives "buy this or don't call me about fixing your computer." I can't stand when family members continually trash their machines but...

I'll maintain that it wasn't and never will be financially feasible for WoW to increase server size for a week of the launch. We can pretend they didn't know, we can pretend the success was too much for them, but the bottom line is people bought the game and the money is in their hands. If they...

Fuck you, peasant. They sound "ROYAL"

See here comes a woman bitching about work again, point proven!

I dont know bro. Told her a month ago to start levelling up (SHE READS QUEST DIALOG) but she wouldn't listen. She's got an 85 as well, just never really played MOP. Last week I levelled 4 characters to 90 :| GET ON MY LEVEL BITCH

jesus christ

My wife was in a mega panic last night because she was in a 6000 person queue for Zul'jin. Got all pissy when she couldn't get in. She's only 75 :\ there isn't even really any content for her...

Probably forcing people to grind levels rather than grind dungeons.

Microsoft

Hold the fucking phone one goddamn minute. Why are your doritos shaped like elongated dick heads?

I'm not really sure what the point of this was either. I created custom filters and folders in my gmail already.. so.. what is this for..

This show is so shitty

Don't forget, a shit ton of people got MOP beta access when they paid for a year of WoW (plus got diablo 3 for free), so I'd be willing to bet a lot more people "saw" it before launch and decided against it.

No bro you don't get it, they can just rent servers and provisions VMs and poof it is solved.

Oh I've mastered the "yes, uh huh, oh Peter is a dick huh?" It's especially easy as my commute home she likes to call me and bitch about her day. I have in-car phone capabilities so I basically just drive and occasionally say some comment.

When I applied for life insurance at my company there was a limit ($350,000) before they required you to disclose any pre-existing conditions. If we wanted to move up to the $500,000 plan then I'd have to get checked out by a doctor and probably denied. Is your case different?

There's a hard limit to how many 'instances' of zones they can have, limited by their hardware. You can bet they have top of the line hardware, and it is provisioned in such a way that during normal business loads it handles the playerbase without a hitch. When suddenly that number skyrockets to...

They were "good enough", she's not above hourly jobs

Yeah fuck blizzard and their rookie mistakes, it's not like they're the most successful MMO of all time or anything

If it was just the post office I'd understand, but it was also her 3 previous office jobs as well.

So the underlying problem here is that women can't work jobs because to them it is always exactly like highschool with Becky not doing this and Steve said this and Jason is fat. My wife complains so much about her job I just can't understand how she makes it through the day.

I should also mention, I don't really want to take anything away from the dudes here with serious problems like cancer. I would hope people got some enjoyment out of my misfortune. When I say it was 10/10 pain levels, I'm sure it's a 1/10 for you bros. Keep up the good fight.

I enjoy salary. I'm technically supposed to work 8am-5pm. Sometimes I'm stuck here until 10pm if we have a sev 1 issue, sometimes I leave at 3 if I feel like it. Sometimes I work from home.

Of course you're salaried, because they know if you were hourly you wouldn't be putting in that extra time because they wouldn't want to actually pay you for it.

Money is all the same to me, if a company wants me to work hourly and they're willing to pay more then sign me up.

Amazon has some B2G1 deals going on for board games, Target as well.

Vvoid we're practically blood brothers at this point