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I said that to my wife on our first ever meeting. It was tough, I cracked a few codes, but I did it

At this point scarjo really needs to start showing her tits, ass, and vag

It wasn't. Unless you just looked at screenshots or something. The world was massive with so many nooks and crannies.

Kuriin pls change your avatar:

It makes me physically ill.

Parmesan cheese is for people who like the taste of a bowl of shit that has been mixed to a paste with a cock.

I got the secret bros. I walked up to this woman, I said "hello, do you want to go out sometime?", she said yes, few days later BAM I was in a pussy. It's tough bros. Stop putting it on a pedestal.

Well bros, the wife will be out tonight. Finally, after being in the entire beta, I CAN FUCKING PLAY IT

From Software really needs to go back to school. They are terrible at frame rate programming stuff.

What's the point of pyramidding (is that even a word fuck)?

I might pick this up again one day.. sounds like it got a bit better.

Fisher Price's My First Weight Set confirmed. Joking aside that seems really inefficient and I'm surprised you didn't get hurt.

I'm lazy, when does the beta go until?

What the fuck. 14 sets of deadlifts? How do you even do that? Were you guys lifting Fisher Price's My First Weight Set?

I haven't been shy sharing my love for this game, but Too Much Brown was one of the most fun guilds I've ever been apart of in my MMO career. Playing with a static group every day and a couple rotating members in our parties, it was awesome. We had no real plans on where we went, just went...

I suppose it's too much to ask for SOE to release the vanguard source code..

Nice man, the Sultan is only $13k!

Shit I didn't read any dialog in this game, I didn't think people even did that anymore.

We've already established that he has multiple-personality disorder. He orders two meals, eats one, then changes personalities and sits across from his previous seat and eats the other. KEEP UP!

I... had to post this here.... Medieval tavern-themed gaming room: even the power outlets look olde

plz I aint no estalker

How can you be depressed when God has gifted you with such glorious titties? I believe I have now crossed the line and am willing to accept whatever punishment is deemed necessary. Everyone wanted to say it.

Generally speaking a released BIOS shouldn't have a bug that requires changing a CMOS battery. You should be fine, but if you google that specific BIOS and look to see if other users experience the same thing then you may get a better idea.

In my imagination he fat-fingered the 2 and meant to hit 3

You can't just tell people to boycott Gold's Gym without giving a single reason. That's almost as much of a cocktease as when the news goes "What are you eating everyday that could KILL YOU IN A MATTER OF SECONDS! Find out at 10:00" I hate watching UFC in England and they use the stone...

Nice, thanks!

Thank you for the edit, I was worried.

Menacing red dragon: check. Any recommendations on gaming mats (amazon or anywhere)?

Man I've held out long enough but if you ever bring up using a boner peasant controller on the master race console again I will fight you with the vigor of Sean.

Yeah I mean I got married when I was 30, pretty much prime time for that sort of thing. My 20's was filled with booze, school, MMOs and some serious hardcore raiding in WoW for quite awhile. Now I have no desire to sit down and raid all night, so it works out. Plus I get tired easy and my...

Getting the ductless AC units installed this weekend by my two brother-in-laws. $3500 in parts for one side of the house (bigger unit downstairs), labor is pizza and beer. They do this professionally so I'm happy with that. They won't accept any money. We'll do the other side of the house...

Hey I exercise! I too have an insatiable hunger much like yourself (have not met another like myself), and I workout. I think the difference is I don't gorge like that once a week. I'm not shredded though.

You let your mom wash those wet dream panties? Serious question, cloth or satin?

Although I killed them all on the way up, the best advice I heard was 'just run'

I don't get it man, I just don't get it. I love it, but I don't get it.

The sniper rifle that the hunter starts with routinely hits equal level mobs for around 1050 damage. So yes.

Himeo doesn't sound like an AA member, he sounds like one of those born again Christians.

On certain things it is nuts. Buying those packs of Monster energy is such a crazy deal, some places sell individual cans for $2.29. We also got crazy deals on candy. We gave a Hershey's bar as one of our wedding favors (re-wrapped with a custom wrapper) and bought them all there at such a...

The point of this thread was red pill discussion. For a brief moment of time, it became the Onoes show. After we all found out he was a 13 year-old goth boy in a baby man's body we had to find a new object to focus on: Julian. Julian's stories aren't as over the top as Onoes', but there is...

Bro do you even dark souls?