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  1. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Just bought this Honda lawnmower: Honda 21 in. 3-in-1 Variable Speed Self-Propelled Gas Mower with Auto Choke-HRR216K9VKA at The Home Depot Used it once (today) and this thing is a goddamn beast. Figured I'd never use the self-propelling feature: of course I was wrong, turned out to be...
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    Best Credit Card with Cash Back Rewards

    I'm going to check that Sallie Mae card out.. those cash back bonuses are ideal for me Edit: Got the Sallie Mae card, pretty painless.
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    Torrents

    I would like my bros to know I am at a 1.95 ratio on IPT now.. I am no longer a jerk.
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    Playstation 4

    get out of here wiht your fucking nerd-ass questions
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    Not familiar with the car the guy drove, but it was a rear-facing child seat. I don't always look into my backseat when I go to my car at work, and depending on the size of the car seat he may not be able to see the kid in it. It's suspicious, don't get me wrong, I just am trying not to be...
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    International Travel for n00bs

    UK sure, but I don't think it's dirty water thats the problem. I've always heard that each regions tap water have slight variations of what minerals/bugs are in them that cause the stomach issues.
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    Adult Beverage Of Choice This 4th of July Weekend?

    Angry Orchard and the only true American drink, Bud Light.
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    This all depends on how many bleeding heart fags are on the jury. They won't be able to prove murder in this case unless either confess. Anyone on bets on the outcome? Betting a hung jury.
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    International Travel for n00bs

    Really? Even when I went to Belize and Honduras they had bottled water.. and Coca-Cola. They fuckin love that shit.
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    International Travel for n00bs

    You didn't ask, but don't drink anything but bottled water. My wife went to a restaurant and didn't know the water they gave her was tap in Spain. Had to stay in bed in the hotel for 4 days shitting her brains out and getting a shot in the ass.
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    Child of Light Ubisoft "jrpg" x-platform.

    Why can't companies just surrender to Steam completely? You know Steam is the elephant in the room. People love steam. Steam "gets" us. Do they really think origin or uplay or fagsoft can compete? Why waste cycles coding bullshit like that.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It must not be doing well in stores because after a couple weeks stores around here stopped carrying it.
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    TV Foodie Feeds the Trolls and Loses TV Show

    The fat bitch isn't the problem. If people ignore them they'll go away, but they're getting attention. The problem was what Adam said back to her. Say that shit at any job to someone you work with or interact with and you'll be fired on the spot.
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    Torrents

    I am seeding an upload at around 2MB/s right now, so I am feeling confident I will come home to 56GB uploaded. BTW the freeleach I grabbed was a homemade porn site rip. It's absolutely terrifying and terrible, don't download.
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    Better Call Saul

    First we don't know that, although I do believe he is dead. Second I mean with the whole Skyler legal trouble, Walt's money bags, how the media portrayed Walt, etc.
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    Torrents

    Joeboo I have redeemed myself and hopefully you will begin to love me again like the true son that I am
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    Better Call Saul

    Hopefully with the "after" part we can at least hear about what eventually happened to Walt and the family. I'm sure it will be on the news as it was national news when he was a fugitive.
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    TV Foodie Feeds the Trolls and Loses TV Show

    Guy wasn't relevant anymore after he stopped doing Man V Food anyways. How many failed shows could he have? The one where he trained others to do the challenges was just stupid.. I noticed in the last season of man v food he wasn't drinking water anymore but instead alcohol. I wonder if he's...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Been playing tennis a few times a week, fuck that is crazy exercise.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Negative, lol. I'd be ok with you two together as long as I Didn't have to read about the debauchery here.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Both of the forum's token gays are asserting their dominance, pretty soon the stag fight will commence.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    If anyone is ever around SE Massachusetts and wants to hang out but not bang my sister, I'm game. Actually, if you aren't a deadbeat you can bang my sister - her boyfriend doesn't have a job and just plays LoL until 6AM every day while living in my dad's basement. PLZ.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Shit man I always forget Onoes is the dude with the names.. shit man... shit
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Whatever I need to do to strike the fear of god into my woman
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    God I can sense a slap fight breaking out any moment
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Let's not all jump on the noodle hating here. That's what I told her, that's not to say what I would actually do if presented with that situation. Jesus.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    It's not only STD-bait, it's teenage girl bait.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Small correction but not only would he have to be bent over, he'd have to be begging for cock and jizz
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Probably for the kids.. I'd bet if kids weren't involved it would go the other way. Already told my wife if I found her with another man I would kill the dude instantly and have no regrets.
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    What do you do?

    I am lazy, it's mostly guilt. People walk by my office all day and they probably think "Fuck, this guy is on reddit again?"
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    Looking at the two pics it does scream mid-life crisis, but if it works for you and we get hilarious stories then I'm all for it.
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    Torrents

    I've had success in the past with Demonoid.. but Demonoid seems to always be in some type of shit.
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    Playstation Plus+

    It may get better but I played it for about 10 minutes before putting it down for good. Really the game had no hook and even had no fucking explanation for anything as soon as it loaded up.
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    Playstation Plus+

    I enjoyed Strider on Sega Genesis but this game is boring. In the beginning you just run and press attack to instantly kill dudes.
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I have a strong feeling there will be a limited amount of content at release and it will be a disappointment. I want them to prove me wrong.
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    Playstation Plus+

    Played Towerfall and Strider.. both games suck dick pretty much.
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    Home buying thread

    As a 1 month home owner I'm enjoying it a bit more than renting. Sure I'm throwing away some money, and electricity is new (IT WAS FREE AT OUR APARTMENT) - but so far would never go back. I'd probably sing a new tune as well when things start to go wrong. The sellers wouldn't pay the $5k...
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    Tablets

    Ended up fixing the Nexus 7 tablet. She likes to run it until it is completely discharged for some reason, so what I have deduced to have happened was it was low on charge and she tried updating either the OS or something else and lost power mid-update. Recovering it to factory settings fixed it.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    i'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
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    What do you do?

    Well of course, it's all in the plan