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  1. Noodleface

    Silicon Valley

    I find it fucking strange that now I see a show is 30 minutes and I go "ahh man why isn't it an hour?" I remember as a kid if a show was an hour long it was a special where some crazy shit was about to go down (or a to be continued..)
  2. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    My wife asked me if they re-cast Tyrion's squire. To me he looked a bit older, but definitely same person. My wife might be on crack.
  3. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I'll probably only report it if someone is baiting people, but just thought it was weird. Much like that dude that started negging me for my theories in the no spoiler thread (before I read the book), because my theories were what actually happened. THANKS CHRIS.
  4. Noodleface

    Self-Improvement Thread

    nofap is the weirdest fuckin shit, I think it's masochism. The only way I can see it helping is if you have some problem where masturbating is taking up so much time that it's ruining your life.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Surprised people are so upset that Oberyn is potentially bi-sexual, as if his badass-ness is somehow diminished by his sexual preference. Loras could cut down most men in King's Landing and the dude smokes pole all night: I don't give a shit at all. Thought it was a good episode. Melting down...
  6. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Hit 70 on my DH in a couple hours (60-70). At 65 I had more DPS than my WDLess survivability, and less AOE. Might level crusader just to have a melee at 70. Not sure on barb, it's already 60 but heard they suck ass.
  7. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I've been playing since launch and I have yet to see a single set item of any level drop. EVER.
  8. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Didn't Ygritte fuck Jon? It's semantics but I'm pretty sure she was the aggressor.
  9. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Well.. not really. I mean Winter is coming but that's book 6, maybe. The Winds of Winter could just be the true "Winter is on its way for real guys" book.. They keep saying that shit but everyone will be dead by the time it gets there.
  10. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    Is it worth $25 or should we wait until it's free on PS+?
  11. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I control/alt/whatever button it is to look at stats on rares on the ground and everytime I do I get a lag spike. It's annoying as fuck, this is in addition to a lag spike when people log on and people get achievements.. Did they have an intern program the game?
  12. Noodleface

    Survivor

    Wasn't Cirie always rocking one? She was fat and ugly too
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I remember this dude in either the "what do you do" thread or another one that was working at a restaurant making minimum wage for like 10 years because he thought he was going to be manager one day. Definitely not just chicks.
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I always wondered if I was a mutant because I can eat so much food and never feel full. I watched an infomercial where a guy said it was a medical condition and there was some drug to cure it - some medical condition where you never feel full. I've never met another like me until I met McCheese...
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's the plan, to move up. I should be clear, my job requires X amount of work every day. If I do X amount of work in 2 hours, then that's on me, if it takes me 12 hours then so be it, that's what I signed up for. I may have exaggerated on being on reddit/rerolled all day - but I sit in a lot...
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    We didn't have leftovers of anything worth any value. Sure we had loads of lo-mein left but who cares about that shit. THE MOTHERFUCKIN CHICKEN FINGERS AND SPARE RIBS WERE ALL GONE.
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I make 3x my wife and I sit on reddit/rerolled all day while she has to do walking routes delivering mail for the USPS. It is crazy.
  18. Noodleface

    Survivor

    mother of god
  19. Noodleface

    Survivor

    His name is Liu Kang
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait people take turns to cook?? I gotta get my wife to take some turns.
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To add to that, look at the thread title.. it's aimed at the negative. I'll add some positive. Last night I came home and my wife said "get over here we need to talk about something really important" in a very angry voice. She then took my wang out of my pants and the good times went on.
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I imagine most of the chinese places do this. I do love some mothafuckin chinese food though
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't mind unmarried people giving unsolicited advice, as long as we are informed that the person is not married. I am probably guilty of it, as I entered this thread before I was married. Can't compare a marriage to a summer fling though. I know I'm the new guy, but I've been with my wife for...
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Man I love chinese food but that shit is expensive if you buy it for a family. I remember my dad asking me to pick some up that he ordered and I went "nah, I got it" when he tried to offer me money. $120 later and I regretted my decision.
  25. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I would also imagine over the next month a lot of people will start to fade away
  26. Noodleface

    Survivor

    I watch it with my wife and she went "Why does she wear that top? It looks like it won't even stay on" I nodded in agreement but secretly I was nodding in a hopeful manner and also hoping that they wouldn't censor it. It was a pipe dream.
  27. Noodleface

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    One could say (._.) ( ._.)>??-? (??_?) Too Much Grey
  28. Noodleface

    Survivor

    Sarah is the dumbest person I've ever seen in my entire life. No wonder she's a cop, probably a desk jockey too. I propose that after every episode we get a gif recap of Morgan's titties. I loved in the challenge they kept panning the camera to them AND THEY WERE OH SO GLORIOUS.
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you married? It sounds like no from your response, but if you are, then you are different. The thing with this thread, at least to me, is that it's a common place where we can vent about our marriages and the situations so that when we go home from work or whatever we aren't pissed about...
  30. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I think Hatorade was talking about purging some inactive members, so stay tuned this weekend.
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just when I was worried that McCheese might have changed his ways he tells us he drinks teriyaki sauce
  32. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    Saw a whole bunch of PS4s for sale in a Target the other day. First time I've seen one in the store since it launched.
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Read above dude..
  34. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Pretty much. Let's all watch the faggot who lives in his parents basement with his peach fuzz faggot neck beard who looks like he hasn't showered once in his entire life because you can still see his dad's semen in his hair from conception play a game and get paid for it.
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I already told her when we put in the offer for this house that no family members, from my side or hers, would be staying with us. They come over to the nice clean house with extra rooms and suddenly they're living here and I'm buying Fage Yogurt for them. Hell no. I don't think it will be a...
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    FUCKING YOGURT!!!!!!!!
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I won't have a choice I am sure
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be clear, they didn't have separate money when I met them. The money situation is more like this: her money, and his and her money.. if you catch my drift. So yeah, beta.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yep I'm fucked.
  40. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    The quote that should've clued you in: