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I've thought about backing out as well a few times because going from renting to home ownership for me is a bit overwhelming. We can afford it no problem, but it's still quite the plunge to take.

I guess I fail to see when we starting waving around our dicks with how much money we make. I bought a PS4 because I believed it to be a better system that will eventually have a better library. People bought the xboner for the same reason. Competition is good. Giving people shit is funny...

Wait.. so I'm supposed to read a synopsis and see movies based on that? I mean, I'm guilty of that.. but that's a shitty waste of money sometimes.

tube socks on a bitch gives me a slamming boner

I upgraded to feather blades. So much better than Derby. Also, I was having trouble shaving once a day, I was seeing a lot of in-grown hairs, bumps, etc. I was recommended this product to apply 2x a day and the shit cleared up within a week. It's semi-painful and the smell... yikes... but it...

LMAO. Lived down the street from a farm. Without fail, everyday when school got out, this guy was sure as shit riding that tractor down the street at the same time. Now in my adulthood, I believe that man to be a troll.

Number one all-in-one media center sales EVER FUCK YEAH BITCHES ::high fives dude wearing a Titanfall shirt::

It's bigger than most of the houses we've looked at. It's a remodeled cape with brand new everything, literally everything. Don't have my hopes up but my wife definitely does. The selling agent is ignorin all offers while ours is presented. Works with our buying agent in the same office Edit...

Noodleface has put in an offer

Guy is literally shitting down the throat of SE and does not care at all

Mine move around a little, but it depends a lot on your pick too. I use Jazz III's and there is some grip on them. MY dad uses Fender thin picks and they slide around like all hell. As for the 5150, you tell me bro:

who is she? lol i am funny and edgy

Final Fantasy VII Director Says He Will Approve a Remake Only If Square Enix Does Not Make It - Play4Real

I get out plenty, I'm not going to add that girl from the Wendy's drive-thru to my friends list though

I can agree on this. Hell, I remember a day when you paid a monthly subscription on an MMO and that was it. I'd prefer monthyl subscription over f2p any day.

Yo lemme just post this status for 1200 of my closest friends. I don't even think I've met 1200 people in my life and I'm 30.

Haven't played probably since this summer where I made a barb that was farming MP7 pretty easily. With the new expansion will I be able to stick with him or should I just make a new char? Worth $40?

Try to make a video of you getting hit in the groin with a football

like a bar of ivory soap, plain flavored

Can't drink it.. it tastes like soap to me

You said you loved me big time so either you want me to be a bottom for you or I am your true bro. In any case.. I accept.

I had this game. Pretty fuckin weird game. Hipster shit will bring it back.

Dude hates his fuckin turtle. Lifelong friends and this is the thanks he gets?

I'm something of a turtle expert too. I used to catch bullfrogs at the local pond all the time, but occasionally you'd catch an elusive turtle and feel like motherfucking Rocky coming home with that little shit. I had a large snapping turtle I caught and I fed him sliced deli meats as his only...

I usually don't tell anyone. I get strange looks when I say "I don't like beer", or "I don't like [insert something someone likes that everyone else also likes]". I do tell my wife constantly so she'll stop nagging me about eating stupid shit that I hate.

FUCK THIS SHIT

We're zeroing in on these two brand new homes. My wife has a problem with the small yard and I don't. I told her one of us will have to compromise (most likely me, I am betting). She keeps telling me "but one day I want a pool", so let's not buy a home because one day we want a pool. Eh, fuckin'...

Wait one goddamn motherfucking second. Ok, you can throw me in with Tarrant.. I brought that shit upon myself. But with Optimus Prime as my motherfucking witness, I did not join a dick contest with Camerous to later be thrown into the same pool as GoblinCock. I earned my right to never be...

Man, it's amazing how accurate the fishing anecdote is, hahaha.

Yeah Tarrant is official though.. he got like, tested or something at a college. I'm just a regular ol' non-test fagmunch

stupid joke anyways

Actually I can eat raw onions in a salad. I can't eat that shit cooked. I'm a super taster but I think it comes down to texture. GOD I AM SUCH A FAG

The brady's had a goddamn live-in house keeper. Fuckin family was probably pumping out crystal faster than a meth factory underneath a laundry facility.

Will he allow you to write rerolled on his supple nude body?

A lot of people cheat for a variety of reasons. To be fair we really don't have her side of the story. That said, I hate cheaters and think if you're planning on cheating you might as well break it off first.

I have this thing with onions, I can't eat them. Like.. I enjoy the smell and flavor of onions, but I can't wrap my head around eating any. It makes me gag if I bite into a piece of onion on anything. Bros. What do I do? I'm certain at this point it is solely a mental problem.

I like what PewDiePie does in terms of charity. Other than that, he is annoying as all fuck. If you can monetize this, good for you. I gravitate towards the funnier people that aren't annoying to me. I enjoy Husky, boogie2988, and that's about it. AngryJoe and PewDiePie can fuck right off...

Dudes making $130k/year, he can slay as much pussy as he wants. Tell him to rip it up.

I'm leaning toward "black dick sucking terrible" because it was supposed to be a launch title and was changed last minute. Never bodes well for the company. I have a feeling they took as much dick sucking out of it they could but it won't be good.

I would never want to play Dark Souls with a KB/M. The game is just not really designed for that.