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How do you guys deal with hipster parents? You know, the ones that don't believe in diapers and all that bullshit. Do you shoot them scornful glares? Twiddle your long mustache and challenge the beta male to a bare knuckle boxing match? My cousin and his wife are total hipster parents (she's a...

Dude is getting drunk and fuckin broads all night he aint got time to write

You probably don't need anything if you're just going to have a conversation with your wife, that other stuff is later - and having that stuff handy is probably going to tell your wife you've already made up your mind. I would just sit down with her and raise your concerns and see what...

It's been almost a month... Wizardhawk

DID YOU GUYS EVEN FUCKING PLAY THE XBOX ONE JESUS CHRIST

I am one of the few faithful that still enjoys and plays Vanguard. You have my sword, Brad.

roughly 1 degree today and about a foot of snow so far.. pretty shitty. The office is a ghost town. McCheese, feel your struggle and if you ever want to go on a double murder spree let me know?

Oh I intend to. My wife's Civic is around 40k miles and the worst we've had it has been replacing the wiper blades and once we had a tire go flat when she drove over a screw. These things are tanks.

Request to change name to Zombie Byr

Yeah if you cook a lot of different things it sucks, but if you follow some sort of regularity it will only suck for awhile as you enter in each recipe. For me and my wife we probably have between 10 "goto" meals, and occasionally we'll throw something new in. It sucked in the beginning but now...

I enjoyed it.. tough to top Book 3 + 4 though

I beat Blighttown with one death from Quelagg and that was it. Some dude said "look for torches and go down" so that's what I did and cleared it with ease.

Or put it on a rag and slide it under the strings lol

I'd let you know what I have if Steam would actually not be down when I try to go on this week

I thoroughly enjoyed that eating 1 banana was equivalent to eating a banana. I am literally slapping my knee.

I use Lemon Oil on rosewood... absolutely night and day lol

Basically Smart TV's are TV manufacturers trying to be dickholes to mark up TV prices and then google smacked them with their double penis

Single greatest quote from that entire thread: Dad: "Son, it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees. Come outside with me." "Son, everything the light touches is your kingdom."

You can create recipes where you can add in how much of each ingredient you used, including beans and ham and count it as like 1 big serving. Then you'll say you ate 1/4 or whatever and just enter in 1/4 serving. That's how I usally do it.

Marinated in garlic

Request to have name changed to tard10

I noticed Pizza Hut is doing something like 50% off all pizzas until Jan 10th... I wonder if that has something to do with it

I own TLoU but havent had a chance to play it.. roughly how many hours does it take to beat? Might be my weekend since we'll be snowed in..

We started to look around at houses. In our area we're probably looking at around $250k-300k for a decent first house, that seemed to be about the average anyways. I think in the next couple of months we're going to really get the ball rolling. She's really nervous about it and worried we'll not...

She is! The problem is she's working a terrible job now and always comes home late and falls asleep early. One day... one day...

It's taco bell.. all their food is like that

I had a similar problem when we first started dating. I had been without a woman for about 7 years as well and my brain was wired to porn. I had a lot of trouble ejaculating by my then girlfriend (now wife) - we had like 3 hour sex sessions before I would. After a month or so I was like a...

Yeah seriously bullshit on DS2. I said I wouldn't buy it but I probably will..

A lot of people recommend just playing it any not looking up anything. If you play like that, the game will probably take between 40-80 hours depending on how good you are. Or you can look up stuff like new player youtube videos that show you how to do basic things like dodging, parrying...

Yeah at the time I had a shitload of guitars too (lots of seven strings!!) and I was thinking why I should pay people so much to ruin my guitar. It was cool because at the time there was no youtube, so you basically just followed his directions and pictures and hoped for the best. When I did my...

If I had it my way, my day would be interspersed with bouts of sex and video game playing while drinking Code Red.. but, for whatever reason it never works out.

It looked like one of those things that's only good for when you're banging a 14 year old girl and her dad comes home. I'm sure Gaige really likes them.

Isn't gwyn the last boss?

One time I had the guys over at Rick's Music in Swansea, MA do a setup on my Ibanez RG3120 (my baby) because the tech was highly referred. I got my guitar back with the shittiest action, buzzing everywhere, and just generally played like shit. The kicker was my locking nuts weren't even...

So are you saying I should just place my dong in her mouth and take my prize? I like the way you think

My wife has been hogging our consoles so I just downloaded this as well. Seems cool, but I instantly muted every chat channel

The only man I'd ever consciously have sex with is Kuriin.. but you're close man

We go to one of the Work Out Worlds ($10/mo) so we get filled to the brim. We've taken to the streets as well.

He's a small ray of hope but he's probably also representing a small percentage of marriages.

I am not really looking forward to tomorrows snow either.. I have no boots. Wife will be delivering mail during it