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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Listen man..I'll do things..ok?
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    We don't know what kind of zombie Wizardhawk is.. for all we know he could be a bath salts face-eating zombie
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    Ever work at a position where you do absolutely nothing?

    Yes but I didn't realize it was 32-bit Win7 until about a year after I started, and I didn't want to lose all the shit on my work PC. It was annoying because a lot of the forced apps we have to use mysteriously don't work on my PC and I blame it on that. I'm getting a new laptop this week anyways.
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude is nuts. If he's making 40x someone on minimum wage he's raking in at least $320/hour. I'd be a cum bucket for that, just like he wants.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Wasn't the fix released by that user within hours of the PC launch or something?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now I know a Wakandan is trollin
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "I make the money, I make the rules." Good luck dude, you'll need it.
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    He's basically confirmed dead at this point
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    At this point I am considering Wizardhawk is truly dead.. anyone in his areas can check the obituaries to see if someone died of an infection in the mouth? They may list the decedent as a meth head or possibly homeless man/woman.
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    Dark Souls 2

    This is the only game I've played in the last 5 years that makes me think about strategies when I'm sleeping. SHIT
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We already lived together for 4-5 years when we got married. When we got married nothing at all changed in terms of our lifestyles with the exception that now it was legal and "official" and everything that comes with that (health insurance, etc). I knew what I was getting into and there were no...
  12. Noodleface

    Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

    Your daughter is trying to sneak in metal horns
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    The Fast Food Thread

    No no no.. McCheese stated all Pizza is Pizza
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    The Back to School Thread

    I thought most PhD programs would require you don't work at all (unless in some TA/research role)?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Can't believe people are comparing Tool to Opeth. One band is legendary and creative as shit and the other is Tool.
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    CTRL + V

    Is the small pic on the bottom on page 35 available in color? If so, we would love for it to be in color.
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    Dark Souls 2

    I am eagerly awaiting these archers
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    Dark Souls 2

    I must've lucked out on Capra demon. I had no idea what I was in for and had like negative 3 seconds to go OH FUCK and ran for my life to the top. The dogs followed me and since I was using an upgraded gargoyle halberd or whatever I was able to kill both in one swing. I then put on my drake...
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    Dark Souls 2

    Sen's Fortress is raping my butt.. like 4 feet in
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    Dark Souls 2

    To answer your question I will tell a small story. When I finally graduated I wanted to finish my backlog, so I loaded up Ni No Kuni and beat the game in two days. Basically NNK holds your hand the entire fucking game, going as far as to tell you what spell to cast at certain areas EVERY FUCKING...
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    Dark Souls 2

    Sorry to necro this thread a bit. Last year I got Dark Souls and was posting in this thread about how shitty I was. I basically stopped playing after the Taurus Demon because I couldn't handle the game. A few days ago I watched a 1 hr 30 min speed run by Kotti and it inspired me to play this...
  22. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Anyone seen Dark Souls on sale cheaper than steam ($10.49 or whatever)? Want to buy it for my brother since he keeps telling me it's so easy. If not I'll just buy it at Steam.
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    Games to play with your GF/Wife?

    We haven't found a lot of two player games that we can play together. She was enjoying the lego LOTR and Harry Potter games, but I fucking hated them.. I played them for her. Got her into WoW, but she was terrible and refused to play with others. For a fun party game you could try Cards...
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nobody is tired of fucking a pretty girl. They're tired of dealing with their fucking bullshit.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't get one because I don't want to look like a girly man.. I strap my PS4 to my back and have an LCD mounted to my shoulders.
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lindz also has sex with her husband 40 times a day and if she's on her period takes him in her mouth.. let's get real for a second here, 99% of women are not like that.
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    Vid card question

    Sorry wasn't trying to be a dick, just figured you'd get better answers there
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    Vid card question

    Probably better suited here: Desktop Computers
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Each day that passes is another day that I am seriously wondering if Wizardhawk is truly dead
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I had my warts "removed" before they used liquid nitrogen. By removed I mean the Dr. tried to burn them off with fire. Thankfully, the warts are gone now, but instead I have two scars on my finger that resemble warts that were just burnt.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The only DLC I may have played is the free ones that come with GOTY or whatever copies of games
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah I probably will. I was trying to be a badass and sound cool
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't know when this season pass shit started but it is some real bullshit. Give me a goddamn game and periodically release a map or two FOR FREE. Just like they used to. Or let players create maps.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Signing up for the work gym next week. Probably just going to lift hardcore like I used to. I won't even count calories or anything. Fucking rebel
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Wizardhawk will never go far in life thanks to you.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I have never purchased DLC. I don't believe in it
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    American Hustle

    You mean I work 30 minutes from where JLaw was hanging out? I would cover her with such a load that Peter North would be jealous.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Funny you mention that.. if I end up getting Subway for my father-in-law and brother-in-law the only sandwich they eat from Subway is a Bacon sub with extra bacon. I honestly thought they wouldn't make it, but they do. Edit: And it's just bacon, that's it.
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    Class Action against EA Executives due to share dumping

    EA, it's in the game!!!except we forgot some stuff guys