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  1. Noodleface

    The Back to School Thread

    Just finished.. my butthole is sore. Don't care what grades as long as I get a C- or better. Literally gave a million fucks for 4 years and right now giving 0.
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She said she was on the pill.. but come on. Dr. Drew even says it's virtually 100% effective and that 1% failure rate is when women forget to take it once
  3. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I only said it was a slippery slope in the beginning before Gaige and Column got all mad about it. A slippery slope is exactly what it is, I never really got mad about it.
  4. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Sheep? I don't buy that stuff either. I suppose if you want to call something like heart of the swarm dlc then I'm guilty as charged, but now we're just arguing semantics.
  5. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I might be old fashioned but with the exception of these "day one" dlcs I've never spent a dime buying a dlc. Maybe digital expansions but that's not really the same.
  6. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Thank you for clearing that up. When the devs decide this is a good idea and add 30 more characters with 10 outfits each and you have to spend another $100 you'll see what I mean.
  7. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It is a slippery slope setting up a game like that, no matter the console or any of that
  8. Noodleface

    The Back to School Thread

    Maybe if you're doing some serious think tank programming or something, but even then I think they would hire mathematicians to do that for you. I've been writing code professionally for about 1.5 years and I haven't done more than add/sub/mult/div. I am almost positive they make you take...
  9. Noodleface

    The Back to School Thread

    Such a bullshit class.. you forget that shit as soon as you leave that class, trust me. Matlab can do mega-order diff eq's in a matter of seconds, so what's the point. My last final is tomorrow in discrete-time signals. I only need a C to graduate, and the final is only worth 20% so even if I...
  10. Noodleface

    MMO Glitches / Sploits

    Cool... eq1 exploits
  11. Noodleface

    Survivor: Blood vs. Water

    I was hoping it was going to be Butts, Boobs, and Balls - a naked survivor, but alas I was wrong. Tyson deserved it, well played game. Monica is such a fucking idiot.. could've turned the game so many times.
  12. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I remember in the original KI (SNES version), if you played Cinder you could just do his flying attack and if you caught the other player they could never recover from your infinite damage if you kept spamming it. Therefore, the new KI is sucky ass shit.
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My dad used to get so pissed because my mom used none of the money he gave her on us. It was always on her stuff, her clothes, food for her and my stepfather (me and my brother bought our own food), etc. All she had to do when he argued it at court was she paid the mortgage with the money (which...
  14. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    OH i know, and they are even more glorious than anyone could ever imagine. We can unite on this.
  15. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    2 broke girls looks dumb because they have an apartment that dwarves most homes. Also the black haired chick has tits that dwarf most tits
  16. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Not boobie movies, but when he's watching reruns of the secret world of alex mack and smacking his diddly around it happens a lot
  17. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Not true.. we'll post stuff like "uninformed idiots bought the xb1". I don't have time to deal with filthy casuals
  18. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The Sony bros are far too busy playing their superior consoles to deal with labels.
  19. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    xb1 gets cod and gears of war (LOL), real men play a ps4 with a far better architecture and game library. The plus side is my ps4 doesn't notice me masturbating
  20. Noodleface

    The Hobbit

    Saw this last night, definitely better than the first (I sort of hate the first). The barrel scene was pretty laughable. It reminded me of when in the first movie they all fall way down on that piece of scaffolding and stop at the bottom and the fat turd lands on top of all of them.. just...
  21. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    PS4 named greatest console ever by informed gamers. XB1 confirmed greatest console by codfagbros
  22. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    My brother services walmarts for his company and said most had lines, but the one near his house was empty so he was able to grab it.
  23. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Stop being a fag the sales are dead even, "neck and neck"
  24. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Yep my brother picked one up at Walmart this morning. Due to the crazy snow storm here last night he said no one was at the store at all.
  25. Noodleface

    Weather

    Just drove an hour and a half to and then the same back from Randolph theater in massachusetts, normally a 30 minute trip. No fucks were given. Saw a guy going around 55 get pulled over for speeding.
  26. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Id like to see a pic of a ps4 in stock anywhere. I on the other hand have already provided a pic of 20 xb1s in stock on the sales floor. Your move codfags
  27. Noodleface

    The Hobbit

    I am braving a winter snow storm to see this tonight.. if I don't make it out alive I hope it's worth it. Yes, you can have my stuff.
  28. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    If you're referring to the stretch marks (especially around chest->arms) a lot of body builders get that from growing too quickly or whatever. I got them in highshool when I weight lifted because I grew too fast for my skin. You don't only get them if you're fat.
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm going to buy it and give a copy to each family member
  30. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I will admit I'm a bit bored with my PS4 for now.. I knew this going in, but there's really nothing to play right now. Just been going through my PS3 backlog and playing BF4 in between. Can't wait for the games to start coming out.
  31. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    If it sounds like your hard drive then it might just be your hard drive
  32. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Tough break, but it sounds like you went through a pretty positive experience and seem to work with people that care about you. I've been passed over on promotions and basically come into work to seeing someone working as my new boss without anyone telling me, and it sucked.
  33. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    When they delivered mine it was a HUMONGOUS box with some air pads on the bottom and top, the PS4 was able to move freely in the box. Not really sure what the fuck they were doing there, and I"m sure it attributed to some failures.
  34. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It's because Amazon needed to be heavily stocked ASAP to roll out for release day delivery, and Amazon is a behemoth, so more than likely Amazon was given the first set directly off the production lines.
  35. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I guess I'm so invested in this race after all that bullshit microsoft tried to pull when they announced it. All that DRM/NSA spying shit really hit me.
  36. Noodleface

    Engagement rings

    Or it could be like when I bought my now wife's ring. We went in to get it resized (I FUCKED UP LOL) and they told her how much it cost right there in front of me. I have never felt such an urge to punch a big-tittied red head in my life like that day.
  37. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I am literally shaking in my boots at the thought that the xboner will do better than predicted. I'm squirming in my fucking pants.
  38. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I found KIllzone to be a mildly enjoyable experience... nothing great, but not hard to finish either. That sucks. My predictions weren't based on ESRAM production issues or anything.. just xboner sucking dick. Edit: Looking at my predictions I'll stand by my 2014 prediction but i think my...
  39. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    They are not basically neck and neck, we have numbers to prove otherwise.
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not until people start telling her how much money she deserves him to pay her.. then we'll see how friendly things are. Not that I hope this happens, because I don't, but I've seen it happen so many times to people around me.