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  1. Noodleface

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    If my dick is any indication
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    Song of the year '13

    Played that shit at my wedding and people went craycray. Not as cray as when we played Journey... but you know how that goes.
  3. Noodleface

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    No way man, I've already been infracted for that shit. Last time I used it I called Sean one and somehow it flew under the radar. I only use it when I want to give myself a vacation. Soon..
  4. Noodleface

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    As long as Wakandans get shot 10/10 from me
  5. Noodleface

    Anyone a Comic Book collector? (Need insight)

    I think you should look at this a different way. Collect things that you and your kids enjoy, not things you want to make money on. Do they like action figures? There's a huge action figure market and you could take them to stuff like comic-con and check out all the people that dress up. Magic...
  6. Noodleface

    D.C. Naval Yard Shooting

    Usually if there's a ton of traffic I used to go "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE BETTER BE DEAD". A few times someone has been dead, so I felt like a shitty human being - and I still do for saying it. I don't say that stuff anymore. Last time was a drunk parent drove into the woods and their 5...
  7. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Some people still do.. most don't.
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    Men's Fashion

    Got a pretty nice suit the other day.. so much nicer than my Jos A Banks one. Looks better, feels better, pants needed less tailoring, jacket is slimmer. It's Ralph Lauren, so nothing majorly exciting, but I got $500 off due to my wedding. I'll never be a $2k+ suit kind of guy, so this one was...
  9. Noodleface

    Business Ethics - Companies that you refuse to do business with

    Get McCheese on this.. he's our resident morbidly obese food junkie. He once ate a 90-unit pizza roll bag cold like a bag of chips while dipping them in ranch sauce. He can be the judge of this.
  10. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    I do listen to some Iced Earth.. always thought they were just 'ok'
  11. Noodleface

    World War Z

    You people saying this is an excellent movie probably also thought Twilight was the pinnacle of literary genius. This was the worst, garbage-filled, diarrhea-cesspool, pile of dead rhinoceros asshole movie I've ever seen in forever. And I've seen some shitty shit.
  12. Noodleface

    Song of the year '13

    Daft punk will win, that shit is still on fire
  13. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Shut the fuk up b-team fgt get on my level fgt
  14. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Can anyone recommend some good bands/albums for me? I've been on a huge Blind Guardian kick lately.. really loving the song lyrics, the intense choruses, the layered vocals on certain choruses, the basis of the songs (GRRM, Jordan, Tolkien. Which power metal bands out there also have similar...
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Almost a month in and still married. Will keep you guys updated. Her birth control is done, mine remains
  16. Noodleface

    Post Your Pet

    I hate family members too. This story isn't quite as enraging, but on a personal level it still makes me upset. We live in an apartment complex that allows all pets, dogs/cats/etc. With that, the flea population can be pretty horrid. You're basically relying on everyone else to do their jobs so...
  17. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    It's tied to your psn account. I had to make my wife her own psn account for her copy
  18. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Confirmed weaboo apologist faget
  19. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    ITT: fuckin weaboo fagets
  20. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'm levelling slow because I'm a filthy casual, but I still think FFXI had it done right and they had the multi-class stuff done perfectly. I'm still enjoying this game, but I think the difference is with this game you can see the light at the end of the tunnel whereas with FFXI you couldn't.
  21. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    FF14 really should have stuck with the FfXi levelling pace and group mechanics.. Taking the wow "level to max in a few days approach" is what is singlehandedly destroying the genre. We need longevity on the way up, not just endgame!
  22. Noodleface

    Boston pedophile planned to kill and eat children(w/ bonus dungeon pictures)

    I work pretty close to Milford and not far from Worcester. Worcester is where all the death metal concerts take place, so I'm not really surprised.
  23. Noodleface

    Random technology news & announcements

    I think it's misleading, it offers the same kind of health risks as Wi-Fi except it's amplified by about 200x.
  24. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I'm still coming to terms with it.. it is a daily struggle. The worst is grapefruit juice I think. Had it once in my life and that was it. Is this disease fatal?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Those gifs are disgusting. Pussy feels nice but looks alien
  26. Noodleface

    Friday The 13th Prank

    If someone comes charging at you with a chainsaw and you have no knowledge of whether or not it has blades on it are you legally justified in shooting and putting down the assailant? It's even documented on video. I feel like you could get away with that. You might even get a prize.
  27. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I've had a bit of free time yesterday and today and I didn't even feel like logging in.. damn.
  28. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Despite mathematical proofs, a wikipedia page dedicated to the problem, countless people offering expanded logic, he is still fighting the good fight. Listen man, I know you don't want to admit you're wrong.. but a lot f people smarter than anyone on this forum figured this shit long ago.
  29. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    It has been confirmed multiple times that I have that weird taste disorder someone linked before, I don't remember the name of the condition.
  30. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I wouldn't go to gilg, sounds like A team is about to clear the current raid situation and move onto the next monthly MMO.
  31. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Listen I get it. I fucked up. Stop treating me as your poop socks.
  32. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Araysar why are you assuming that you can't win in round 1?
  33. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well fuck me and call me Mandy. Although it's still blocked. I ain't paying for this shit.
  34. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    This is a logical fallacy in itself because nothing with this game is easy to find on any of square enix's website. Plus it's all blocked at work.
  35. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    I'll go with Legumes. Bear Grylls eats like 98% legumes and he is shredded as fuck. I won't drink my own piss or cook the legumes in piss though.
  36. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Do we even know what the sub rates will be? Last I checked we didn't, and that's shady as FUCK
  37. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    Araysar confirmed would fail the first test in a probability and statistics class. It's ok dude.
  38. Noodleface

    A brain teasing probability puzzle

    If you flip a coin ten times, the probability is 0.50 that you'll get either heads or tails (p(1-p:emoji_nose:. In any given ten-coin flip situation, you won't get 5 heads and 5 tails, that isn't what probability suggests, but rather it is the ideal situation that will lead to 0.50 chance. The thought is...
  39. Noodleface

    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    You really think that punk-ass bitch Ramsay could take Stannis out? In all seriousness, I figured he had captured Mance and took that information to fuck with Jon. Who cares about Stannis now that Azor Ahai is about to be reborn. My Wakandan's gonna fuck this shit up.