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  1. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I've never understood why on the Xbox you needed to use a football sized controller. I feel like I'm playing on the fucking Jaguar controller:
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    After the Boston bombings, I was making a lot of jokes in text messages to my brother because I was working on a school project that was a bunch of IC's and wires in a shoebox that I carried around on campus. The same campus that the bomber went to school. I'm actually pretty happy that I wasn't...
  3. Noodleface

    The Hobbit

    Don't see it if LOTR were knives to your soul.. I think the book was better than part 1/3
  4. Noodleface

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    That's what I want too.. is it really so much to ask for?
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Still haven't received beta emails yet? I was able to update the client when I logged in easy enough though
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    We have to wait until Feb for Lightning Returns? Man this shit better be good
  7. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I would imagine at this point the Greyjoys are just pains in the asses. They don't want the iron throne, they just want to pillage and take what they can. Not much has been said about Stannis' forces, but I have to assume he didn't lose his entire army in the assault on blackwater bay. We don't...
  8. Noodleface

    Coming to almost no one's home in 2013 - Killer Instinct

    I remember in the first Killer Instinct you could infinitely cheesedick someone with Cinder.. sucked. I thought graphics could never get better than what they were at the time.
  9. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Yeah Audible is doing a thing where you sign up for a 30 day free trial and get a free audio book. Considering A Feast for Crows is $45 on Amazon it's a really good deal.
  10. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    Thanks guys. Realized I preordered a game through them before. Consider me preordered. Not worried about getting a launch one.
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    Playstation 4

    How much do you have to put down to preorder through amazon? How does it work preordering through them?
  12. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    This is scary. I literally have not heard of a single person excited to have an xboner
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    The PUSSY SHIT spoiler discussion thread

    Is that from the books? Only say this because I think the show is being purposefully misleading and withholding to keep us in the dark.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Money's not an issue, I'm just a grumpy old man.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I was referring to: Customers who own a copy of FFXIV version 1.0 andwish to use their account on the PlayStation 3 version will need to purchase a copy of the PlayStation 3 version. It will then be possible to use your characters on either platform by tying your existing service account to...
  16. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    It's stupid, you shouldn't have to pay for the same game twice for a single account. They should allow you to download the game without giving you a new account key so you can do this. Money-grab is all it is.
  17. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    He did run, and he got shot!
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    The Hobbit

    But that mostly happened in the books, or something similar (been awhile), so who copied who? I thought the trailer was lackluster, and I feel like the 2nd movie is going to be a bit slow as was the Two Towers. Still excited and still will see it opening day. Also... would slam Evangeline...
  19. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Would you say cutting off his manhood is severely compromising or absolutely unequivocally ruining the bargaining chip?
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Theon is the rightful heir to the Iron Islands, keeping him alive seems like it could be used as some sort of a bargaining chip later on (or now, as you suggest). Even if he is a failure in his father's eyes, others will see him as the rightful heir.
  21. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I finally finished book 3, the audio book with Roy Dotrice reading it. So good, thanks to those that recommended it. I would say if you don't feel like reading but want to get the story, definitely check out this audio book. Only slightly disturbing how into the sex scenes he gets. But not gonna...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Maybe I'm wrong but at least last season dinklages name was the first one shown in the intro. If that's not considered a lead I have no idea.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Phase 4 won't be wiped. Everything else yes
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Tough to show the white walkers considering this story is told through the perspective of many characters, only a couple of which have seen the white walkers.
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    Renal failure in pets: experience and advice with a side of amphibious bears

    Get out of here Roose Bolton you have ruined my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    This is basically the worst idea I've ever heard. Shit is literally about to go down as far as we can tell and you just want to skip it. Not only that, but it would appear that both wildlings and the undead are knocking on the doorstep as it is.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I live in MA so I just mask the menu options with a thick Boston accent. I'll take that SHWWAAAMAAA plz
  28. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Has anything been mentioned of an Uncharted game? I can't believe Microsoft could fuck up so badly. I have serious MS fanboy friends who are already swearing their fealty to Sony.
  29. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I guess it's preference but I don't think you'd see many people play that sweep in the way mentioned by Alex. Sweeping is one of the 7 wonders of the world according to guitarists. Some can do it, but most can't. You can read up about sweeping to your heart's content, but it will never help...
  30. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I think Cersei is a stuck up cunt and wouldn't want to bang after she sees her man missing a hand. Maybe he could fasten a dildo to it.
  31. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    This is the greatest day of my life. My Facebook feed is filled with Microsoft flavored tears.
  32. Noodleface

    PS4 & MMO's

    I played ffxi pretty hardcore on the ps2. It is incredibly awesome.
  33. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    The entire season was the red wedding. You can tell by watching their interviews with how much of a boner the writers had for that one scene.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    But... So many said they were done with the series after they killed ned. Even more after they killed Robb. I don't get it
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    World War Z

    No shit, that's why I hate it.. but some suburban house wife can be cool and like a show "about zombies" FUCK YEAH EAT THAT DICK MOTHAFUCKA I DO WHAT I WANT. At least that's what she thinks as she walks Rick have a stupid look on his face as he contemplates what retarded stupid shit he's...
  36. Noodleface

    The NSA watches you poop.

    Bro I got them. I feel like more people should know about and use them. Again this comes down to OFRR and saving money. You wet wipe too early and you literally throw money down the toilet.
  37. Noodleface

    The NSA watches you poop.

    If they're watching me poop perhaps they can tell me if I can improve upon my wiping habits? Surely I could be doing it a bit more efficient. I mean how many swipes is consider enough with a single wad? How many pieces of toilet paper should be used in a wad to employ optimum fecal residue...
  38. Noodleface

    Renal failure in pets: experience and advice with a side of amphibious bears

    my cat too only drinks from the water faucet