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  1. Noodleface

    Men's Fashion

    Yeah after wearing the suit a few times, I'll probably not buy there again. It really had to be tailored to hell and most likely not worth it. I'm not obese but of a bigger than average frame. Jacket fit like a champ, pants were like MC hammer pants and made for someone 8 foot 3 inches tall.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    It's kind of crazy, but our dog is insane all night. If we turn off the lights (even with the TV on) it goes to bed. Seriously I've tried it at 8PM and the dog goes to sleep. I don't understand it. If we leave the lights on even at 5AM it's still up playing like a badass.
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    General Advice Thread

    Thanks for the information. I write firmware at my internship now and pull in $50k/year, so I would expect my first job to be a bit more than that - but I work at a fortune 500 company so my mileage could vary. I'm leaning towards no at the moment anyways, but I was looking for some people to...
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    General Advice Thread

    Yeah I definitely wouldn't be a pilot haha.
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    General Advice Thread

    Need a little advice, kind of strange I guess. I'm graduating next semester so naturally I'm sending out resumes and stuff. My school occasionally alerts us of opportunities and usually they're garbage or looking for someone with a PhD.. but this one caught my interest. Basically the air...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Took me a few times to read "cheese cake". I kept just reading "cheese" and I was like "what the fuck, guy is anxious to eat a slice of cheese."
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    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I didn't argue that it got soft.. that part never bothered me because people are still having issues with lack of food and stuff. I was merely arguing that they needed to stop recruiting people.
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    StarCraft 2

    To be fair.. Terran make him rage, as well as Zerg, as well as fucks, bad players, people that all-in, people that play unpredictably, people that breathe, cats, false fans, fans, other players, humans.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I've been drinking Diet Mountain Dew recently, because I need caffeine and sometimes water just doesn't cut it. How bad is diet mountain dew for you? The internet provides a plethora of arguments ranging from cancer-inducing to it's good for you. I actually prefer it over regular mountain dew...
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    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    I can swear I read somewhere that they were planning to do a family survivor thing.. I mean it could have been one of those crazy dreams where you then wake up and live your life thinking it was a reality, but pretty sure I read it. I hope it will be good. I also hope that finally, for the...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Am I the douchebag? I used to eat brown rice, until I realized it sucked ass.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Went out to eat for mother's day with the my fiance's entire family.. Whole family ordered their steaks well done except me and the fiance. We went medium, if I cook it myself I'll go medium rare (never really gone fully into rare), but usually at restaurants I don't trust them to go any lower...
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    StarCraft 2

    He sounds like if you went to a party with him, he'd be the dude everyone wanted to punch in the face when he opened his mouth.
  14. Noodleface

    Embedded Programming and Design

    Everything embedded + software related works. Electrical guys couldn't get their shit together and their two circuits (taser, treat collar) couldn't integrate with the board. They waited too long and had too little work, no real excuse. In the end I just said fuck it and made sure my stuff...
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    StarCraft 2

    They would continually tell him how small his dick was until he raged
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    What is all this "gluten-free" shit?

    On Thanksgiving every year, one of the houses has a girl that's in her mid twenties that is allergic to Gluten. She ends up not being able to breathe and having bad stomach issues. They don't serve anything with gluten at all. It's kind of shitty, because gluten is in so much good food.. none of...
  17. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Everytime I see those "I am the 99%" pictures I want to punch my hand through my screen. Not my fault you got a worthless degree. FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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    Actually playing Starcraft 2

    Still at top silver.. keeping a 50% W/L rate, still trying to improve
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    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    More than likely she can't handle the emotions coming over here after being rescued and is lashing out to cope.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    BECAUSE EATING FAT MAKES YOU FAT AMIRITE? Just slap their heads together. I hate americans. FUCK. I'm overweight but at least I'm educated.
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    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    It did.. had to keep pausing it. Punched me right in the nuts.
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    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    I completely lied in my first post.. I forgot about Marley & Me. When I watched it, it was about 1 week after I had put my dog of 15 years down. She just got really lethargic and couldn't hold her bladder/bowels. It was time, and when I was watching the ending all I could remember was the look...
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    General Advice Thread

    If he really is an off-duty copy you're lucky he didn't shoot you dead immediately and falsify all reports. He would've been suspended with pay at most. The fact that you're here posting is a miracle.
  24. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If I was just starting out I'd think WoW was great.. but it's just getting too tiring. I seriously log in and walk around Org for a bit then log off. The game lost its magic for me long ago. I hit 90 and barely played after that. Someone like my fiance who just started a couple years ago...
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    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Maybe in a weird twist of fate, Dawn goes on a murderous rampage and kills everyone in their sleep. Wins by default.
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    StarCraft 2

    I just watched one of Suppy's game where it was like an hour.. guy is so good.
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    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    Oh if we're talking about kids stuff... here's one. Basically when I was like 4 or 5 the Transformers cartoon movie came out. My dad heard some things happened in the movie so he went and saw it himself. Of course, theater was packed with very young kids and their dads. He said when Optimus...
  28. Noodleface

    Jodi Ariias Murder Trial

    Guys I heard she's a real killer in the sack.. YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH
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    StarCraft 2

    Well.. I mean, calling the community that basically supports your entire existence in the sport and pays all of your bills a bunch of fucks and then laughing at them about it.. yeah..
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    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    It's stockholm syndrome right? He had them in the basement for so long they didn't know what to do.
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    StarCraft 2

    Idra is such a faggot
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    The Video Thread

    So amazed.. she takes it up the ass right away like it's no big thang... she's such an idiot
  33. Noodleface

    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    I never have cried during a movie but for some reason teared up when they executed John kaffe at the end of green mile.
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    Scenes that made you cry like a bitch

    Relevant
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    We put a pussy in yo pussy so you can look up pussy while your pussy is in the pussy. GOT IT
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    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    There was another missing girl they're trying to link him to, the other women have said they remembered other girls in the house too. Damn. May not be a happy ending if they start finding bodies.
  37. Noodleface

    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    Most people I talked to didn't get bothered or even notice it, but for me it distracted me almost the entire movie. Oh well..
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Your curtains have a certain vaginal shape to them
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    Old titties worth revisiting ? - post yours here.

    Not really "old" per se, but Star Ocean: The Last Hope fucking ruled. I could reply that game so many times. Every few years I like to play a set of games that I loved in my childhood: Legend of Zelda (original NES) Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) Phantasy Star 1 (Master...
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    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    Lens flare ruined the first one for me, looks like I'll be disappointed in this one. I have to see it because the fiance wants to. Not going to enjoy, can already tell. Fucking guy.