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Yeah I watched a few pornos with my fianc?. I thought she'd prefer the more tasteful artsy porn but that wasn't the case. She much enjoyed the terrible acting and straight into brutal fucking. I think it was cool because we were able to laugh and really enjoy ourselves.

Even lumie wouldn't say that piece of shit theory. Fuck man. I don't even know how to respond. A fucking plant. What the fuck. Fuck.

That was not only the strangest but also the craziest success story I've ever read

Sounds about right. 1 1/2 cup of chocolate chips per cookie too

Sorry for your loss, your story just punched me directly in the ballsack. I was cutting onions I swear.

Would you go as far as saying... western altepa desert... BAAAAAM

Look at it from their point of view: $$$. You'd be absolutely shitting yourself if you were in their position looking down on consumers. No way any reasonable human being would chance losing money.

This guys jimmies are getting rustled ever so softly.

Yeah, I am oblivious to stuff like that. I forgot about ladder locks

That's how much I keep up on SC2 lately!

They don't call em the wet bandits for nothing.. oh little girl, it's only you home.. the wet bandits will take care of you

I have a strange tendency to flip my phone in my hand a lot.. little bit of that plus a cosmic particle hitting my phone and boom I'm juggling it for a good 10 seconds. Would've been sweet if I caught it but actually it went 100% in the wrong direction.

I keep winning by absolutely demolishing opponents but it won't promote me, lol. I feel bad. I mean I'm still terrible but I am just destroying people. Best silver leaguer you'll ever meet. Haven't lost a game in weeks.

Thread got no love so haven't updated. Project is completed: 1x RPI (Officer side) has an android phone attached. User can send voice commands to the dog or certain functions (tazer, buzzer, etc). Phone displays video (slow, pictures not streaming video) as well as GPS information of the dog...

Call Billy

Well I mean you did say That's why I asked. Now it makes more sense.

I am now imagining a tag team on myself with brenda and andrea. Both not talking at all though. mmm

flippant the balls.. wait a sec, my brother HAD surgery on his BALLS because they keep spinning AKA FLIPPING around and causing EXTREME PAIN.. pain.. BOMBING.. this sounds like a conspiracy, I AM OUT.

I see what you did there. Question remains.

I have one trouble spot and that is below the shaft right before the balls. The way the ballsack skin kind of hangs there is troublesome. I do some weird techniques, I'll admit. Always a few small cuts. Anyone have trouble there? How did you overcome it? Do you feel better now?

hmmm

wait.. you were eating 1200g of protein a day? or am I reading that wrong?

I don't think we interviewed her, I think someone in her country did

Did I just hear that the mom is saying that this was some made up movie and the blood was paint? wtf

Not exactly the same thing but this one was good! Me and the fianc? were talking with a DJ for our wedding through email. We set up a time to meet and everything. Next day we got some internal email about the bankruptcy meeting they were having this week with their lawyers and everything. It was...

I hate the size of this stupid otterbox, but goddamn I just did one of those juggling acts with my phone where it ended up going 30 feet across the room onto a concrete floor without even a scratch.

Got a decent suit from jos a bank. Had to be tailored to fucking hell. Looked like mc hammer pants

Beta locked to lvl 35

My advice would be to roll wherever your friends roll.. FOH groups tend to fizzle out after the honeymoon period and then you're left alone

Did you get instant diarrhea? If so nothing has changed

Yeah it's sad. I think FFXI was a success not because they were geniuses but actually because they were so oblivious that they actually made such an engaging game. Thanks a lot Enix for ruining a great company!

If FFXIV was a penis I would want it inserted into my butt continuously at a rapid rate.

Unfortunately rogaine only stops balding, doesn't actually grow back hair. You may end up with strange results man. YOOOOLOOOO

I have a solid half inch of hair on the shaft. My best guesstimate is that my dick is actually so long that it's pulling the skin of my body to compensate, else it would be bent weird. I shave it all off usually, fiance likes it that way. I don't like the trimmers because one time the hair...

Can we just talk about ball shaving now.. thread literally turned into some faggot discussion

Do you guys go with or against the grain when shaving balls?

Yesterday was the first day I was back on campus since they shut it down for the weekend. Place is loaded with media but now they're segregated to one lot and the main campus road, it's the week before finals and people were complaining about harassment. I was in physics class and this older...

define mass

I live right on the Freetown line... I like to pretend that makes me any different haha

Thanks for clearing that up, fucking piece of horse shit dick fart app