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  1. Aldarion

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Literally every time a woman says "yeah that will fit". Its hilarious. Other stereotypes like bad driving, overly emotional, etc., theres some variation. Absolute inability to judge distances? Its like 100% of all women every time.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Fast food is one of the places where you'd think people would realize the problem with "profits have to go up every year" (i.e., remove a little quality, make a little more profit). Cause we get to directly watch and taste the decline in quality. But somehow no everybodys still like "yeah that...
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    Car ?'s

    Based on this post alone, your wife is a 10X better driver than you are. You should listen to her.
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    General Gaming News and Discussion

    I'm trying to decide if idolizing "voice actors" is gayer than paying for OF. "voice actors", lmfao. The fact that they got you calling them that in a non-sarcastic way, I think that gives them the edge. But it remains a hard decision.
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    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Or in animation Its like when people get credits for motion capture. Who fucking cares who was wearing the suit with little ping pong balls on it? Credits for voice acting are like credits for being the guy who holds the microphone boom or whatever. Nobody cares.
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Bottled water? Fancy expensive filters? Reprocessed sewage piped to your tap? Imagine going through all that just so you can live closer to brown people. Meanwhile out in the normal world, clean drinkable water is literally available by just drilling a hole in the ground.
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    AI: The Rise of the Machines... Or Just a Lot of Overhyped Chatbots?

    A vacuum doesnt get a hard floor as clean as a broom. Vacuum your hard floor then bust out a broom and sweep it. Check out what the vacuum missed. Similarly swiffer your floor then mop it, lo and behold, look at all the dirt the "move the dirt around" swiffer left. I'm not sure exactly how...
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    AI: The Rise of the Machines... Or Just a Lot of Overhyped Chatbots?

    I mean its a neat little robot but not smart enough to figure out that vaccuming a hard floor is a dumb way to clean it (brooms work much better on hard floors, vaccums are for carpet). I get why roombas use a vaccum, they don't have hands, so the tradeoff made sense. This thing has hands and...
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    Marvel's Wolverine

    Yeah, whether its TV, movies or games, I think its a fair statement. Most of us watch it then complain. Not much point since they already got their money. Its why people who bitch about TV, movies, or games on the internet are doing the Lords Work. It allows others to avoid the "buy it" part...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Is there such a thing as a legitimate email coming from an address ending in ".co"? It seems like 100% AI spam; why isnt this just default blocked by all spam filters?
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    Furious

    Good show. I'm surprised how unsympathetic they made both female leads. I mean they've both been through hell but somehow instead of being pure sympathy fuel theyre both unlikable and complex. Only a handful of episodes in, maybe that changes.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Everyone always wants to make this about money. "I can afford to pay someone else!" Some auto repairs are difficult or require lots of equipment. But changing your brake pads is quick, barely requires tools, and they're like the easiest part of the car to access. Theres a lot of things like...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    That is the dumbest knees too sharp I've ever read. A to B cups arent prepubescent you absolute mongoloid.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Not just any white chick. Attractive natural redheads are being cast in redhead roles. Huge win, Bald Brah is just the epitome of knees too sharp. He always does it, its part of his schtick.
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    What tickles your pickle

    I think double yolks must get kicked out during the candling process or something. Cause yeah theyre pretty common in homegrown eggs, but almost never found in storebought eggs.
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    Lanterns

    Just amazing. Even when the character is supposed to be black and not about race - they manage to turn it into the dumbest most cliched "but im BLACK" bullshit ever. Ep 1-2 were fine then BAM its fucking Watchmen level bad.
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    I did not know about this. Cool as shit if true
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Its obvious from your posts that logic isnt really your strong suit, but no. Your sentence should read, "by that logic, if someone said it is impossible, that tells me nothing about whether its possible" But that isnt what matters. What matters is that you got to smugly feel like the...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Literally every time humanity has achieved something great, there have been lots of people smugly opining "that can't be done! we've never done that before" Imagine sitting on the internet after thousands of years of human achievement and going "I'm gonna join the smugly opining side, that'll...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    The ancestors of Americans didnt say "hey that sea voyage is gonna be really unformfortable, screw that". So Americans get to exist. The ancestors of Europeans didnt say "hey leaving Africa is a lot of hiking and fighting prehistoric beasts, screw that". So Europeans get to exist. The...
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    The Odyssey (2026)

    Theres a thing that bothers lots of people in this community. Maybe most. That thing doesnt bother you. And you make sure to proclaim this at every opportunity, and then criticize everyone else for being bothered by that thing. Its become more or less your identity on the subject of anything...
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    The Odyssey (2026)

    Shrug, you made a post complaining about how people were responding to the movie. Seems at least a little butthurt if I'm being honest.
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    The Odyssey (2026)

    I said this like 20 pages ago. "What, is this movie gonna become good despite the casting because the camera guy held the camera just right, or the actor did just the right things with his face?" And then you come in with Its like somebody puts a plate full of shit in front of you and you're...
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    DC Universe (Batman vs Superman thread).

    Why is Valerie Jarret kissing a young Charleton Heston? I think thats AI
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    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

    For anyone who hasn't watched the muppet episode yet: yes its every bit as bad as you imagine, and no they don't do anything interesting or funny with it.
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    Investing General Discussion

    Dont worry I'm sure they wouldnt use AI to design the sequences, that sounds risky (*they'll 100% use AI to design the sequences)
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    Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

    Kind of wild that the muppet captains hair is about 10x less ridiculous than the RL captains hair. I mean imagine that, they make a muppet version of you and it looks less silly.
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    Its kind of mind boggling people are still doing powdered drugs in the age of fentanyl. I mean granted, when I was doing coke in the 90s, there were already some people saying "oh thats too dangerous!" but it was based on like urban legends about rat poison. Never knew anyone who got sick from...
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    Lanterns

    Cautious optimism based on ep 1. I like this Hal. "Why don't you wear your suit anymore?" "You know how when you're young and you want to prove yourself so you show up wearing a tie? Then you get older and realize ties are a pain in the ass" John is boring and bland but hes there for contrast...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    "Surfing the internet". I read someone use this phrase unironically today and it reminded me how much I've hated the phrase ever since it came out in like the fucking early 2000s or whatever. You're sitting on your ass, moving your thumb while you stare at a shining rectangle. "Surfing the...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    A more effective counterpoint might involve more than literally just a pixel. To be clear, I do see a lighter pixel moving against the grainy background. I'm just denying the assertion that its evidence of any object whatsoever, let alone a physical object of extraterrestrial origin.
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Videos like this one - chosen as an arbitrary representative of its type - have got me pondering. I can't think of another phenomenon like this in human experience. Where two people can watch the same thing and one confidently asserts "hey theres something there!" while the other goes "what? no...
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    VisionQuest

    Entertaining enough to watch once. Dumb in ways that retroactively make the initially interesting parts uninteresting. Not worth a second viewing. This isnt the worst example of an "its all in your head" artsy fartsy movie or show that this forum inexplicably loved. But also certainly not a...
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    VisionQuest

    I hope you're right because I like the character and premise. Its one of the many problems with "its all in his head" stories, even watching a trailer for it seems pointless. Was scene X real or in his head, who knows! So artsy! Hopefully you're right that they're not going that way.
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    VisionQuest

    Don't like the direction theyre going with this. Stories where nothing is real and its all inside someones head generally end up retarded and pointless. Hard to think of any exceptions to that rule. Not even the one this forum inexplicably loved.
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    Avengers: Doomsday (2025)

    What the fuck, why is the NPC reaction not available in this thread? Why would different reactions be available in different threads? Thats real retarded. Why arent they all just available anywhere?
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Thank you. That triggered me as much as if someone said "but Catwoman is supposed to be black!" or "but Iceman is supposed to be gay!"
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    Avengers: Doomsday (2025)

    This needs to be remembered every time an actor expresses an opinion on anything. These are people who consider sitting in a chair while some girl puts makeup on you to be "punishing" and "grueling". I mean, you make that complaint in writing, you can be dismissed as a real person forever...
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    Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

    I guess its not spoilers to say Yelena is in the movie. Good Lord she is the least likable character currently showing up in the MCU. Just nails on a chalkboard with no redeeming qualities. Some of these writers completely don't understand how to give a woman any "attitude" without making her...