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Oh I'm not defending auto reply. But yes I am away from my email. Every time I'm not logged in. My objection is based on the fucking assholes who think responding a day or two after the email is sent is somehow "late".

Things that rustle my jimmies: the assumption that no one is actually away from their email I log in a couple times a day. The rest of the time I am logged the fuck out. Doctors, firefighters, and drug dealers are on call. Fuck that right in its ear

I'm gonna get slammed for saying this in the "grown up" forum We're on a forum where people talk about their safaris in Africa, their amazing careers that somehow leave them time for 19k posts on an elfpixel forum, their hot wives that give them enthusiastic blowjobs all the time, and their...

Well, every time I bring up sheep people say "goats are more fun", but maybe I havent asked enough follow up questions

Get sheep. Hair sheep. Lowest maintenance farm animal ever. Clear brush almost as well as goats. But they actually stay *inside* your fence. Actually, a fence is almost overkill - you could probably just point and say "stay here". Or if you really enjoy chasing farm animals, get goats.

Sacrificing a kid to maybe possibly save humanity, without trying any non-lethal means, or even giving her a chance to volunteer? Just trick her and kill her hoping for a cure? No, brother, thats fuckin straight up evil. Arent you a little old for edgelording on the internet? Sad. The episode...

Which ones do that? Christianity doesnt. By extension I'm pretty sure Judaism doesnt either, so Islam shouldnt. Maybe some Asian religion? I know less about them.

What bugged me about Joels death. Shooting the murderdoctor was a totally justified act. That what made it such a great episode, he killed like 20+ people and every one of them absolutely got what they deserved. But when his captors get all high and mighty about it like oh no you killed my...

But what you have to remember is these people are retarded. They saw the success of game of thrones and said "ah, the people want fantasy with tits that subverts expectations! got it!" Following the source material faithfully never occurred to them once

eh I'm sure they're gonna gay it up somehow. but theyre all the right race and gender or close enough to pass. they look the part more or less. it has fan service from herbie to the ridiculous F4 car. really aside from the genderswapped surfer whats there to hate so far?

That looks good. And I know its popular to hate on the multiverse these days but I still think the decision to start F4 in a different universe was inspired. It let them put together a version thats true to the source material without worrying that the F4 aesthetic doesnt fit in at all with...

Yeah I mean thats the formula. Ep 1, someone gets murdered but you don't know who dies or who kills them. Then they spend 8 or 10 episodes introducing ridiculous rich assholes you want to die, and people you can imagine killing them. So you spend the season hoping its this one or that one...

holy fuck its like watching a woman try to use a hammer Not really a comment on equipment, race, or potatoes. Just WTF, do you not understand how your arms work?

Hotel reverie was kinda boring for me but I did enjoy how it just non-stop made fun of people idolizing dumbass old B&W movies. Bete Noire was great, top tier Black Mirror.

As OU correctly points out, viewers don't get the option of supporting good shows. Viewers have the option of supporting streaming services. And 100% of the streaming services are promoting society-destroying bullshit on at least some of their shows. Lets not get high and might about...

This is true. I spent a week in a hospital with my dad last year while he was undergoing cancer treatment. Horrifying. I came back and told my wife, if I'm ever injured in North Carolina, I don't care how bad it is. You take me to a hospital in some other state. If I die on the way, I die on...

I agree with this comment in terms of the viewer experience, but its a show about rich people at resorts. Inevitable

What makes you think they can't re-use tropes? They've been pretending Indians were peaceful and wise and white men were brutal savages in literally every single Indian story since Dances With Wolves. Why stop now?

https://undark.org/2025/04/08/melatonin-children-bedtime/ This is a good read about the melatonin epidemic for anyone who isnt familiar. No real new info for those already on board. I think this is going to be a real problem. A powerful hormone with multiple effects, manufactured in a candy...

I have no doubt thats just the first in a long line of subversive bullshit. It'll be interracial, LGBTQ, the White Witch did nothing wrong from start to finish. Its weird, I should be madder. These are great childhood memories and some of the last vestiges of Christian storytelling in modern...

I'm a little confused by the confusion over Apple TV spending. Isnt the answer always "ridiculous salaries"?

We're rewatching S1 right now. First time through, I was surprised that I was ok with the ridiculous black valyrians. Because like you say, it did make the bastard thing more obvious. But rewatching it I notice something fucked up. Not one single time does anyone refer to their skin color. Its...

Bruh, I'm sharing old guy tips with my fellow old men. "Poop shaming". Where do you people come up with this shit? Also, sounds like something a weekly pooper would say

This is a solved problem. Seriously. If you're only pooping every few days, stop whatever else you have planned for today and solve that problem. Its not OK. You're gonna feel like an entirely different person and regret the wasted years.

https://isbscience.org/news/2024/07/16/timing-is-everything-isb-study-finds-link-between-bowel-movement-frequency-and-overall-health/ If you don't poop at a normal frequency, microbes in your gut run out of soluble fiber and switch to fermenting amino acids, which leads to toxin production...

Know what solved the soap dispenser problem forever without any downsides, and was available hundreds of years ago? A fucking bar of soap. I swear to fuck, they are intentionally making everything stupid and gay, and it seems like damn near everyone is just A-OK with it. "Hey this is new so...

Finally caught up. Every scene with Starlight is 100% uncanny valley territory. Just bizarre and hard to look at.

2% is A-OK but 3% is wealth redistribution? Like the old punchline, the basic principle is already established, now we're just haggling over the price

You have a serious reading comprehension issue, friend. My post was like a couple sentences long and not even controversial. Maybe youre dehydrated. I was genuinely confused how both you and Dr Retardo apparently took my post as some kind of argument. Looking back the only thing I can...

But then they dip their fries in fucking mayonnaise

I know a lot of the country has actual severe weather to deal with and this is not meant to poke fun at that. But I'm pretty fucking tired of how modern propaganda has apparently ruined everyone's ability to enjoy normal summer weather. It hits 90 degrees around here and people are freaking...

"Hey guys this Game of Thrones show is great, I dunno why youre all complaining. Now back to watching S2E1..."

this is absolutely true and its probably the clowniest thing in modern academia which is a really fucking high bar, I need to emphasize this.

Solid show. Great scifi and likeable, believable characters. One episode to go. I am having an issue with the multiple Jasons thing though. Maybe they explain more in the finale, but WTF? The implied explanation at this point is that traveling in the box and making at least one choice...

You're telling me you wouldnt Veggie Tales and the Trump Prophecies, starring Chris Pratt, directed by Mel Gibson? I'm not gonna lie, I'd watch the shit out of that.

Its amazing that they can make a show about blond dragon riders, with a bunch of sex, and somehow make it both not hot at all and also kind of boring.

Sure, some of them absolutely were! Skinny jeans and overly manicured beards would also be a better indicator of faggotry too but I agree with the distinction you're making.

This comment seemed to out of place to me it got me thinking. I've known a lot of dudes with long hair in my life. Exactly zero have been gay. I've met a smaller number of gay guys in my life, but exactly zero of them had long hair. Did you mean to say something about skinny jeans or an...

My local grocery store made a new rule, only 15 items in self checkout. I've heard of this bullshit. Never thought I'd see the day it came home to my small town. Fuckin sad. Of course the regular checkout lines are full of fucking cunts with less than 15 items, obviously, because fuck you

You might check out the article. It goes so much farther than that. When I say its a scam, what I mean is that almost none of what gets tossed in the recycling bin, anywhere, gets recycled. But the article and the study it references point out that its actually a much bigger problem than that...