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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    We used to always drive past the convenience store that he robs on the way to my grandmother's house and once a year I drive around to the different, remaining, locations. One of my favorite movies of all time
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    That list is legit, everything he directly recommends, and about half of his Meh movies are worth watching. Here Comes the Devil - same vein as Three's Something Wrong With the Children but a slower burn - 8/10 Ravenous - Just watched a short bio about the director and remembered how good this...
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    30 Coins

    Si, Spain Spanish
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    The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

    This was a turd. It had potential to be a tense and claustrophobic 19th century Alien, which seems to be what they were setting out to do, but squandered it just being lazy. The best parts of what made Alien weren't even attempted to be parroted or adapted over and it completely lacked any real...
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    Jagged Alliance 3

    Football helmet guy ends up being a really good utility merc, can shoot, heal and is great at explosives. He does take some work to un-crazy
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    From

    Well, this shit sandwich is renewed for a Season 3 so maybe they will be forced to actually wrap some of this mystery box up now
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    From

    This could have taken a few different routes to wrap up this season that would have been a lot better but they are at least resolving things that they started, albeit a thing that they started last episode so can't give them too much credit for a two episode arc resolution even though it did...
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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    The fact that Charlie's apartment is actually functional was a funny reveal
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    Barry

    The shootout was a good way to wrap up Fuches' story but too convoluted to adequately wrap up all three of the auxiliary characters at once. Fuches diving on top of Barry's son once the meetup turned into a full on shootout and protecting him from whatever stray shots or hand grenades got tossed...
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    Barry

    He sacrificed his own family to save Barry's, it was alluded to but ended up being solidified as an 11th hour reveal that Fuches just wanted a family to replace his relationship with Barry the entire time. He'd given up on it a few times before to go after Barry but he let it all go in the end...
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    Barry

    I think that they were definitely out of idea for Sally and Hank but Fuches' story wrapped up just like it should, he saved someone instead of corrupting them and redeemed himself. Sally was just a weird character to write for after they had her kill the motorcycle guy but they really messed up...
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    Barry

    This was a pretty incredible series, had some dips but it was always progressing something. Got wrapped up really well
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    From

    I might be buying into the town and the show being self-aware mystery boxes right now. The only people who seem to remotely know what is going on are the little kid and Victor and the adults just keep overcomplicating things. It keeps feeling more and more like the Twilight Zone episode where...
  14. Heriotze

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Metal spatulas on non-stick pans, incredibly poor knife skills and improper use of mandolins are usually the worst things that really get me when watching people cook, this now wins. Pretty sure, if someone was mildly unlucky, this could actually kill them.
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    Nocebo (2022)

    Better movies floating around on Shudder: 32 Malasana Street (also pretty well worn territory but decent) Sator, Possum, Caveat, Resolution, We Go On, Hellbender, The Mortuary Collection.
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    Nocebo (2022)

    I agree with @Lanx , this wasn't bad by any stretch but it's really well worn territory. There are a lot better movies floating around on Shudder than this which is kind of a shame since it's very competent all around but with an incredibly trite story holding it back
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    Hogwarts Legacy

    I can't get through the tutorial mission. It's probably been posted but Professor Fig whiffs the second ledge climb and then just permanently runs into the mountain. Re-logged, deleted and re-made my character and Fig just keeps never being able to climb the second ledge in the intro
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    New Brandon Cronenberg movie is really good. Not a giant fan of Pearl or X but Mia Goth is also really turning out some great horror performances lately
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    Hellhole (2022)

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    The Lord of the Rings

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    Hellraiser

    I didn't think that this was awful but it's definitely not as good as the first two. It kind of felt like it was moving in the direction of understanding the atmosphere and visuals from the originals and the cenobites looked good, for the most part, I guess the female ones looked good and the...
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    The Lord of the Rings

    $20 million and this movie puts this billion dollar show to shame in every sense of visuals. Handmade everything, better cinematography, better in every sense that it could be
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    The Lord of the Rings

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    Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

    The deleted scenes for this are a fucking gem. I think that my only complaint is that it goes full cheese at the very end incredibly abruptly but it kind of earned it. It's a weird classic due to Martin playing an incredible straight man to Candy's unforgettable Del Griffith but Martin squeaks...
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    The Lord of the Rings

    The bar had already been set by the LOTR and Amazon knew that and still went with a shitty 3d printing company to make their props and costumes so it's them not even attempting to rise to the standard. This went from an army of the best VFX people in the world working with actual blacksmiths and...
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    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    I honestly thought that they were going to inadvertently kill each other in this, or accidentally kill themselves
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    The Lord of the Rings

    WETA not being involved is one of the primary reasons why I can't watch this. There are other nitpicks for the LOTR trilogy but look and feel of this world that I had only imagined through the books' descriptions aren't counted anywhere in those. What details that were described they...
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    The Lord of the Rings

    Jesus, if the Doomcock leaked viewer numbers are right about this they're completely fucked. Apparently they had less total viewership over the first two (possibly three) episodes than House of the Dragon had for its premiere and viewers are just about dropping in half each episode (6m -> 3m ->...
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    Woodworking

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Lord of the Rings

    Is it racist to have the black elf firing his bow sideways?
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    The Lord of the Rings

    The difference being that an episodic television serial usually doesn't have volumes of history and lore and story that you can immediately see being tossed out. A more apt comparison would be the LOTR trilogy v. The Hobbit. Both have a set story that they should follow and it was easy to stick...
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    Glorious (2022)

    This was a bit less than ok, was really derivative of The Color Out of Space and outside of taking all of its visual and creature queues from that the rest is mostly forgettable and really drawn out. This easily could have just been an episode of Creepshow and been more successful at what it was...
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    The Lord of the Rings

    Why didn't they just use WETA for all of the special effects?
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    The Black Phone (2022)

    He generally does a really great job digging into whatever type that he's cast in. He's got a few weird and campy roles where he goes ham but he's also more than capable of just knocking shit out of the park and making you lose sight that he's Ethan Hawke. Not along the horror line but he did an...
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    Nope (2022)

    Yeah, I'd agree. Get Out is his most complete movie although it leaves a lot to be desired. He's got a kind of Stephen King thing going on where he has decent premises but has no idea how to flesh them out into a complete story or end them properly. He also generally gets too far up his own ass...
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    Single greatest song ever written?

    The obvious answer to what is the best song ever written is Chris Isaak's Wicked Game
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    Single greatest song ever written?

    I would say that this is Radiohead's best song ever As far as best song ever something from Stax has to be thrown in. Otis and Sam & Dave and Booker T. & the MGs blew the lid off of things
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Have 3 good films that I've stumbled upon in the past few months: