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Why are you in the relationship if you are going to cheat? If theres something thats not being provided by the relationship... then you should probably have a discussion about what that thing is... if you cant figure it out, time to dump that person. But but but... I love them EMOTIONALLY...

This happened in China... Not entirely sure how the girl brought up the subject but apparently she was chatting with my Chinese friend and said something along the lines of, "I want to know what it feels like to get fucked by a big foreign dick"(translated from Mandarin). My friend who has seen...

I have always wondered why guys brag about penis size. Why there is a market (at least from spam) about pills to make your dick bigger... I have only had one girl sleep with me purely based on the size of my dick. I have had zero girls reject or otherwise turn down sex based on my dick...

Have her buy you a plane ticket~ Problem solved.

Quick update before work Recap: Into a girl at work, not sure if friends or more Advice from board: 1: Figure out what I actually want 2: Be a dick to her for a week What I did: 1: Thought about the situation and what I wanted. We hang out after work frequently, we go on dates...

Been on 3 dates with this girl... Dangerously close to the friendzone as lack of physical escalation. However, there are girls in china that don"t just jump in the sack right away. Which is fine. The part I am currently struggling with is determining whether I actually want a relationship...

... do yourself a big favor. Go read magic bullets. (specifically chapter 11)

Its not the use of the term... its the fact that you are actually doing that action. Why are you determining the relationship?

He is also "DTR"ing... next he is gonna be all DHV and NEGGING before he finishes sarging for the night.. To top it all off he finishes the night with FHK (foreheadkisses). Any reason you felt like defining the relationship and attempting to plan sex... like hey thursday night pencil me in...

So now that the shaving derail is over... First time I have been into a work colleague. Any work related tips for not falling into the friend zone? Obviously I have to be careful about what happens in the office as I do not want rumors and gossip, but also do not want to fall into...

Ho ho! Sarcasm at its finest. Good one, bro.

I am trying to wrap my head around what Sutekh said... We had a discussion on what it meant to be attractive. A girl said appearance is everything. I maintain that appearance is a major part of attraction, but personality also plays a large role. In my opinion, a hot bitchy girl with a...

Been staying away from dinner dates (I am still new to this city so getting peoples advice on where to eat was useful for living but bad for dating). There are a couple of things I would like to work on that some of you may have personal experience with I figured I would ask here. I am...

The reason I don"t sit next to her has nothing to do with her profession, and this question is not specific to her. If I was at a coffeeshop, it would be easy, but most restaurants here just are not conducive to it. It looks like the best advice is avoid that situation entirely to begin...

Probably should have included: I live and work in China now.. So the setup of most date night restaurants are rectangular table. Family style restaurants have larger circular tables, but unless its a group date, not really an option. Trying to touch across the table is just a little...

Prostitute took me out to dinner last night. It was a little awkward. The conversation was great, but I felt it was very difficult to end the evening. At the end of the night, I wanted to go home to prepare for work and she wanted me to go out to a club with her. I find that in dinner...

He could be using reverse psychology on us... asking us where to go to stay away from hookers so we tell him where to go to get the hookers.. I am on to your tricks Dabamf!

ghbyht = girl, he broke yo heart thread... thats racist.

I just dont want to pay them... nothing really about staying away from them.

Thailand is also known as Hookerland. As a white guy, anywhere you go in Thailand you will be bombarded with hookers. Specifically stay away from Bangkok and Pattaya if you wanna stay away from hookers. Sure, there are some fun things to see in Bangkok, but in terms of "girls"? Unless you...

Went out in Shanghai with a female friend from South China. She took me to a bar. Lots of foreigners and hot asian girls. Whenever she would leave to go to the bathroom someone would come over and ask me to take them home for the night. At first I thought oh man, Shanghai should be fun! When...

Forehead kisses before you put the little girl to bed?

I have been using a wireless vibrating egg. Insert into condom. Insert condom into vagina or her(your) ass. Go out to dinner or any public place. Enjoy using the remote at inappropriate times. Have only tried Egg in vagina + Me with one girl. She liked it, felt a little weird for me. Have...

Wakandan you dumb. You can be friends with your ex... you can even fuck your ex again. You just cannot make your ex... not your ex.

I find it very difficult to pee with an erection. Also, is it possible to do a flaccid entry into an anus? Been reading some interesting literature... Multi Orgasmic Man She Comes First But still misses a ton of stuff. To everyone thats really busy... how do you find time to date? I...

Walk up to someone and offer to give them 5 dollars to chat with you for after commenting on their appearance. Not Creepy? What a girl thinks she wants, what a girl says she wants, and what a girl really wants are at least 6 different things. Approaching a girl at starbucks, good idea...

They didn"t have proper visas for working in China and probably cultureshocked themselves back home.

I was gonna post pictures of the different China girls that followed the big bad white boy back to his apartment, but then I realized I would be in the pictures and not sure how I feel about y"all having pictures of me! (in the meantime, give me some minutes to photochop myself out of the pics!)...

In my personal experience being caught condomless has never stopped the sex from occuring after condoms were purchased. On one occasion while living in Hollywood, I ended up having to drive to the Chevron on La Brea avenue with a hardon I couldnt tuck into waistband or hide under shirt and...

Was at a McDonalds... saw a woman hold her 3-5 year old girl off the ground with her pants around her ankles as the child evacuated her bladder onto the floor. The kicker was.. she was sitting at the table in front of the bathroom. I haven"t witnessed someone pooping in a subway car yet...

Currently in South China (Guangdong province) but there has been talk of moving me to Shanghai already. Supposed to fly out there tomorrow, but I havent bought my ticket yet (t-12 hours till supposed flight). Not so sure about the internet dating here in China... will give it a shot I...

I have only been here a short while but the discrimination is hilarious... You have: Hong Kong, Malaysia, Singapore, Taiwan and China. The difference between them: Hong Kong and Singapore were controlled by England for a long time and therefore think they are better than China and...

Being a foreigner in asia is similar to shooting fish in a barrel (see Dabamf for proof) China is no exception. Went to a bar, did a little bit of gaming, took girl back home. She ended up using my bathroom. When I went in after, I notice two shoeprints on the toilet seat. I asked her if...

I got moved to China for work... Chinese women can be very interesting... till they squat on your toilet and spit on your carpet.

The bad news about having a kid is you join TC"s club...

Could she? (this is relevant to my interests and the 4k I have sitting next to me)

Hahaha, DONT GO TO NEWFOUNDLAND, that place is awful! The people are pretty much island folk that dont get out much... maybe things have flop flipped over the last four years... since I been in Canada, but you might be going to the wrong areas if you arent finding hot classy women in NYC...

If you live in bumblefuck flyover USA and travel to one of the (few) major cities in Canada, sure. As for style and conversation, I will easily put NYC above and far beyond any city that Canada has to offer. But for some true style hotness and ability to hold a conversation, why dont you do...

Moved to a new city, destroying the bar scene here. Still haven"t found anything I wanna get exclusive with. Neither has my friend! So till then.. we are whoring it up.