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But I have a new webpage. All I have to do is convince all the worthwhile people here to post there. You"re not one of those people. you"re a moron. You suck at everything. I"m better than you at everything. What you gonna do to stop me, Daniel? What you gon" do? It "powers your energy"? Your...

You dumb fucking moron, it"s been one day. Step back for a second and realize what you"ve done in one day. Hurrrrr Tyen, yeah man. I"m, really obligated to post here because FoH mattered in the world of gaming since... I dunno... 14 years ago? I know for a fact you didn"t mean shit in WoW...

Yeah, big gamble, Trexxy. Literally zeros of dollars at stake here. I know when I want a mathematical analysis of the current situation I always want to turn to the fucking 21 year-old fat fucking donkey cuntslut of a moron I met on an internet gaming site. Seriously, please post more of...

Make more posts, you ugly fat fucking whore. I estimate you drive 3-5 people away with each one.

What you don"t understand, Ham, is that Req is literally busier than the President and he simply cannot spare the three and a half minutes it would take to give Tuco the necessary forum privileges to fix this problem. It just can"t be done. Tyen and his fuckdonkey"s hands are quite simply tied.

Did you star in the critically acclaimed film The Hurt Locker?

To consistently post like a giant faggot, to get your stupid donkeywhore admined, to fail in every conceivable way to get a fix for this malware bullshit implemented despite the fact that it would be trivial to do so, and to shaw this thread and attempt to filter out references to the new site...

Yeah, the choices you"ve made have really caused this site to flourish. No seriously, fohguild.org is clearly in great hands. Great work!

Is this the type of decision-making ability Xbox live CS values, Tyen?

Tyen, is there even a limit to your incompetence? Serious question. Are you good at literally anything?

Who can I give -nets to on the new site to offset any injustices that my occur?

What can this new site offer me in terms of malware?

Hmm, to stick with my first EQ character"s name or to actually change to the name I"ve used in every other game since.

Alternatively, post Audrey Hepburn"s tits.

Yo Trex, sick avatar (no homo). Audrey Hepburn is a goddess.

I am Tyen. I"m also his girlfriend.

I heard a rumor that you guys still have Pizza Pipeline up in Oregon. If true, I 1) retract my previous criticisms of Portland, and 2) need you to send me a case of Fiery Fingers.

Portlanders: They buy $1000 jeans and then take to the streets to complain about the 1%.

If you spend $1700 on a coat, you are officially a cunt and deserve to be mugged by whatever fucking hippie crackheads you guys have up there in that hipster shithole you call a state.

How did this thread become this.

Team Utah: Roadtrip?!

And it"s all underlined by some sort of vague "gentleman"s agreement." I mean what the fuck is the guy from Gutter apologizing for? As though this was a dishonorable way to win or some shit. This is the entire fucking point of these contests.

Hey guys lets have an internet-based voting competition without having a fucking clue as to what that actually entails. Then when it undoubtedly goes in a direction we never anticipated because we don"t know how the internet works, we"ll just arbitrarily enforce a bunch of non-rules in an...

Wooden Bumper Booty Thumper is so amazing.

Gonna go to campus tomorrow morning and vote from every computer I can find. Motherfuckers.

Are you fuckin" shitting me, Idaho? Are you fuckin" shitting me?

I know their ways. Leave the Mormons to me.

Christ I should be working on a my presentation, but...

Had trouble deciding between this and "Ginger McLovin? and the Pocatello Pussies."

I"m not sure The Titcon System has a provision in place in the event of competing requests. Zeste, we"ll need a ruling.

Hahaha oh Jesus God.

Tears streaming down, and a scowl of determination on his face.

Payment received, vote has been cast. Thanks for keepin" it professional, gentlemen.

I can"t sleep. I try to close my eyes and all I can see is its vag. Why did this happen to me? What did I do to deserve this?

Wow, Jeremy seems like an insufferable douchebag. Nothing you do in life can ever redeem you for writing this paragraph. Just fucking kill yourself.

So why is Shelly reporting the original posts containing pics of his former wife? And in the comments of her reported posts she"s saying "I don"t want nude pics of myself on the internet. This is harassment!"?

Ok so Shelly really is the vampire midget shark jawa? Then who is the "girl" from the OP? Ravvenn"s posts confused me.

C-selection. The act of choosing C.

How could anyone consider having sex with that to be a more attractive option than just masturbating or even not having sex at all?