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Nevermind. Didn"t realize epicness. Also: this woman MIGHT be trouble. Just sayin.

Wow. I"ve never understood "the acceptable line" for male/female friendship -- excellent insight. PS: I"ve never been friends with a female I didn"t find attractive (aka would fuck). Interesting line of thought though -- how many dudes befriend chicks they wouldn"t fuck?

Very well said psychobabble and 100% true. Pretty much the end-all post of the singles game. Then you marry someone, have kids, and everything changes. This is what I"m stuck on. When are you fuckers gonna make the "Wives who are fucking up your life" thread? That"s what I need.

Well its a combination of a shitty laptop and meds, yeah. Peace! Meds dictate like 5-6 edits (100? cmon now) to get eliminate the errors making me sound like a downsy retard. See this is how my texts would be would without edits. At least my spelling checker eliminates the truly bad stuff. Is...

Advanced search for posts by Stoerm over the last week is 64. 3 posts the week before that. [Edit: like 10 of these were responding to your overreactions or provoking you for fun] Exaggerate much? That"s a usual year"s worth for me, but that"s what happens when you"re sidelined at home with...

There, this should make you happy! Carry on.

lol, stalk me much? Sorry I got your panties all in a bunch. Ease off the throttle Ripley, you"re just grinding gears.

Not at all what I said. Let"s not make this about a back and forth between us. Express your opinion, fine, but don"t misrepresent what I wrote. I said he should stop obsessing about it. I said if he does, it"ll only get worse with time. I said if he decides he can"t stand her crazy ( I did...

Not at all what I said. Let"s not make this about a back and forth between us. I said he should stop obsessing about it. I said if he does, it"ll only get worse with time. I said if he decides he can"t stand her crazy, he should dump her. All of these things are true for every relationship...

Disagree. 2 months is no investment. If he feels for some reason he can"t do better, and wants to cling on to her, by all means start the process I described. It"s basic psychology, and it"s irreversible once it starts. He"s obsessing about it. The time to ask about it would have been when he...

You could also buy her diamonds the next day after sex, and see if that helps. Don"t try to guess what"s up with her; you"re not a mind reader, and whatever your guess is will be wrong. This is the best relationship advice I have ever heard (it came from my first sweetheart), it"s true, and...

You"re not playing in the same field as the OP. Everything you said is true, but it"s not going to apply to him. Faking friendship to bang a chick"s friends is not what we"re talking about here. That said, if he DOES decide to "be friends" with this chick, he should actively pursue banging...

First part of this quote is true. Second part is horrible advice. You don"t look for friends in the "girls who have rejected you" list. Sever all ties immediately and without reservation.

If you weren"t in the friend zone, you wouldn"t be having that conversation. You"d be pulling your pants down, for a win-win: either she"d leave, or bob your nob. Yeah, it"s crude and possibly metaphorical, but it"s true. If you ever want to have a sexual relationship with a specific girl, that...

She knows she can have you anytime she wants, because it"s true. The psychology is set, and you lost, IMO. The only way this would ever work out is if you get to the point where you don"t care if it does or not .... yes, I know it"s a broken record.

If you care too much about the outcome with a girl encounter, it"s blown before it"s started ala the current Eomer scenario. I"m sure that has been covered 100x in the thread. Did anyone come up with a solution to this problem, or is it just a personality thing?

It"s the Holidays. It makes people bitter. I know what it takes to run a business Eomer, fuck the haters. You admitted your lucky circumstances, going from there to where you are is not an accident. Six-pack bodyfat comment was pretty funny though. 8%? Try again =p Happy Holidays...

A lot of hot man-on-man action going on here. You fuckers are gonna turn me gay.

Chicks hate it when a guy takes a long time to get off, its bad for their self esteem. Here you are enjoying giving good pounding, meanwhile their pussies get dry and they get skin tears -- blah, blah, blah. Many books have obviously been written about sex. Good luck with it. As someone who...

We all have felt heartbreak. Yours isn"t special. She DID understand -- your feelings were simply not reciprocated. It happens, and it sucks. Being in love with someone who doesn"t love you back is a soul-fuck. Best thing you can do to get over it is jump in the sack with another girl, IMO...

Unless the article changed, none of your above points were misrepresented. Media is terrible on facts, yes, but ... what? PS. You"ve got huge balls to invest so much in this. I hope it pays off in spades.

"Adding to the company's need for cash, in May, Schilling and Close made a risky deal, acquiring a Maryland game development studio called Big Huge Games. Close says the acquisition will enable 38 Studios to develop versions of its game not just for personal computers, but also for gaming...

MAD accomplished alot. However, one of the worst things they accomplished is the "no tolerance" policy. We all know the difference between drunk and very slightly buzzed. The law doesn"t recognize this, and so the law is ignored. It"s as effective as other "No Tolerance" laws. IE...

Fuck you. I hope the decisions you make (or rather, can"t be BOTHERED to make), which cause many avoidable, gruesome deaths of innocent persons each and every day across the world condemns you to not only die in a fire, but burn in fire forever. You are a fucking douche that is only affected...

Hah, drunk reading comprehension ftl. Go me!

1) Not funny. 2) You have to get over her. Blah blah blah blah blah she said. Who the fuck cares? 3) If your X is asking you how to handle her new boyfriend you are a tool. Why the fuck would she ask you; why the fuck would you answer; and why the hell would you be upset by the question...

We talking nips or aereola? Giant dick nips would turn me off.

Rule 59, RIP. You never were worthy of your rule status.

Huh? That"s my wife dude, and I took those pics. Try again.

Back on track? [Hah, gotta love -internets for posting titties.]

Fuck, Sharmai"s RL pic was modded out. Don"t really see why. Oh well, no photoshopped "Tell them you were just kidding, snooky-bear" chat bubbles for his girlfriend.

In most polls about female sexual fantasies, 2-guy threesomes rate rite about the same as 2-girl threesomes. Both rate very highly. This type happens much more rarely for obvious reasons. If you think a girl-girl-guy threesome has the same dynamic as a guy-guy-girl threesome, you haven"t...

We all know there"s all types of ways to have a threesome right? You don"t even have to touch the other girl. If your girl wants to experiment being with another girl, and she"s a keeper, just let her do it and watch. Then fuck your girl. Great stuff, and pretty safe from pitfalls that could...

Yeah, we already got your opinion on this, right? Thanks for the update of you not changing your mind. Excellent new information, worthy of posting. Ah shit, I just did it too. Fuck you Sutekh.

Agree somewhat. Don"t pursue it actively, ever. However, if by some lucky twist of fate it falls in your lap and your girl is as into it as you are, go to town.

You already explained it, and you have nothing to apologize for. You had plans with her. You called her when you were supposed to. She didn"t pick up, or return your call. You went anyway. That"s as normal as it gets.

We"re fucking retarded. Sharmai"s not normal. Look into the rest of his posts in the last 30 days. Society is wrong, he is right. Society is dumb, he is right. Arguing with Sharmai about relationships is going to be as fruitful as arguing with Lumie about science. You have been warned.

Dblpst.

Well it seems you"re losing motor control, so you"re probably getting your buzz on in one form or another. It must be tough to be surrounded by a society full of idiots who just don"t get it. What do your friends say when you tell them what you"re doing? Do you tell your family? If not...

Holy shit, literal tears from laughing. Best chart ever. Sharm, your logic isn"t logic. No one reading it can follow you from the beginning to the end. You make a very weird, illogical leap no one can follow. We"re all idiots? Ok. Shrug. You"re now back to the "emotional appeals don"t...